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Wednesday, July 16, 2014
Favorite Fresh Raspberry Pie
LAF FOR TODAY
LAF FOR TODAY
Van
Gogh's Family Tree
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His dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh
- The brother who ate prunes - Gotta Gogh - The brother who worked at a convenience store - Stop an Gogh - The grandfather from Yugoslavia - U Gogh - The cousin from Illinois - Chica Gogh - His magician uncle - Where-diddy Gogh - His Mexican cousin - A mee Gogh - The Mexican cousin's American half-brother - Ring Gogh - The nephew who drove a stage coach - Wells-far Gogh - The constipated uncle - Cant Gogh - The ballroom dancing aunt - Tang Gogh - The bird lover uncle - Flaming Gogh - His nephew psychoanalyst - E Gogh - The fruit loving cousin - Man Gogh - An aunt who taught positive thinking - Way-to Gogh - The little bouncy nephew - Poe Gogh - A sister who loved disco - Go Gogh - And his niece who traveled the country in a van - Winnie Bay Gogh |
Beautiful Choir
It
was visitors' day at the lunatic asylum. All the patients were standing out
in the courtyard and singing, "Ave Maria", and singing it
beautifully. Oddly, each of them was holding a red apple in one hand and
tapping it rhythmically with a pencil.
A visitor listened in wonderment to the performance and then approached the conductor. "I am a retired choir director," he said. "This is one of the best choirs I have ever heard." "Yes, I'm very proud of them," said the conductor. "You should take them on tour," said the visitor, "what are they called?" "In the beginning this was a big problem. One inmate wanted to call them the "Big Apple with Little Brown Seeds Singing Sons of Siam". But I said it was too long and, anyway, none of them were from Siam. Then, another thought "The Pencil Leads" was a good name but the others disagreed because they had no one to write to." "Well," the visitor asked, "What name did they finally agree on?" "Surely that's obvious," replied the conductor. "They all agreed to call themselves"...are you ready for this?... "THE MORON TAPANAPPLE CHOIR" |
A Poem for Women
He
didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake. My biscuits were too hard... Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was looking for a clue. Then I turned around and SMACKED him... Like his Mother used to do. |
From Jim Stone
A quote from Ben Fulford about ISIS and my explanation
"Let us start with the ISIS campaign. Here is what MI5
and other intelligence agencies have been able to put together recently: ISIS
is controlled by the CIA/RAND Corporation from headquarters in the US Embassy
in Ankara, Turkey. This supports earlier claims from separate sources that an
outfit known as the Jamestown Foundation runs CIA training bases in Turkey.
ISIS also has its own nuclear capability outside of any formal government
control, the sources say. In addition, it has been determined that the
satellite communications used by ISIS are controlled out of Jerusalem. At the
same time, the ISIS drones are run out of the US military base of Fort Huachuca
in Arizona.
Furthermore, genuine Muslims in Iraq are saying the ISIS fighters “do not
look like Muslims and do not act like Muslims.” The locals are also very
suspicious of the American SUVs and American equipment they are using, according
to Green dragon society sources. So, ISIS is beginning to look suspiciously
like a re-branding of the Nazi affiliated Muslim Brotherhood and an attempt to
seize Middle Eastern oil the Arab spring failed to seize.
HERE IS MY EXPLANATION OF WHAT FULFORD IS SAYING:
From an earlier post:
ISIS vows to destroy Mecca
Jim Stone, June 30 2014 
Keep in mind with this threat to destroy Mecca that ISIS is an American military
intelligence company that manages and trains insurgents abroad, and they have
headquarters in Washington DC, Iraq, and many other locations. So when
you hear that ISIS has vowed to destroy Mecca, and that Muslims have vowed to
destroy Mecca, keep in mind that this really is THE JEWISH CONTROLLED AMERICAN
MILITARY SUB CONTRACTING WITH AN AMERICAN INTELLIGENCE FRONT COMPANY SIMILAR TO
BLACKWATER, AND IS HAVING THEM MAKE THREATS TO DESTROY MECCA. Real
headline? JEWS VOW TO DESTROY MECCA. The proof is right here, via the company I
have linked.
When you google out ISIS, it says it is a small company
operated by a couple of women. YEP, with headquarters in multiple states and
many many foreign headquarters. About as small as Blackwater I guess, ISIS is
actually a huge outfit. A huge outfit that is virtually impossible to get
meaningful Google hits on. That alone says a LOT.
Rail Map tells the story about migrant children
If you do not know who Arturo is, he is on video HERE where he blows the
children on trains scam wide open. The children are in fact getting loaded onto
buses and shipped up directly by your friends in the U.S. government.
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