Monday, June 18, 2018
World Changing Device Locked Away
World Changing Device Locked Away
by the Illuminati
Preparing to fully implement the New World Order
Antigravity space vehicles of the USA
Scientist declares: "The antigravity space vehicles of the USA are made with Alien technology"
Sunday, June 17, 2018
American Un-Intelligence Network -- All Actual White Hats Be Aware
By Anna Von Reitz
I have just issued a short and scathing article explaining to everyone that the Norman Conquest happened.
I
know it may be "Big News" to those who dropped out in the Sixth Grade,
but if you are an actual "White Hat", then stop promoting
self-interested British Bunko and remember basic historical facts.
King
John was not "king" in Britain. That right was shared by all the
Norman Barons who were the conquerors in 1066 and their progeny--- their
great--great grandsons in the early 1200's when the whole issue of The
Magna Carta and John's double-dealing with the Pope arose.
All
John had was a title --- and a title is nothing more than a function of
a trust, in this case, the Church's trust property in England at the
time---the churches, monasteries, and other assets of the Roman Catholic
Church, together with whatever "commonwealth" wasteland was given to
the church's administration. It does not involve the rest of us then or
now.
Those
who are misinterpreting or deliberately spreading this gross
disinformation about King John need to be shut down--intellectually--
with extreme prejudice, because they are knowingly or unknowingly
promoting not only a gross falsehood, but are seeking to build a basis
for equally false British claims in the present time against our
nation.
Britain
does not own us any more than "King" John owned the Norman Conquerors,
and his actions do not undermine The Magna Carta then or now.
If
the idea was not so pernicious, it would be laughable, so let's all
laugh --- and tune up your Shinola Sensors and clue in "American
Intelligence Network" that they have fallen on their noses and will be
known as "American Un-Intelligence Network" and a storefront for the
British Bunko Squad until they redeem themselves.
Remember
that these Brits work under Roman Civil Law, and one of the main Maxims
of Roman Civil Law is: "Let him who will be deceived, be deceived."
If they can fool you into thinking you are a slave or subject to them, then you are.
If
you don't know the history of the Norman Conquest and The Magna Carta
and you believe their false re-telling of it, then that becomes your
reality and you naturally fall victim to all their other lies and the
false assumptions resulting from them.
It
therefore behooves everyone to crack the books and examine the
circumstances and know the history and the law so that you recognize it
when these people try to pass a Whopper like this whole "King John and
the Pope" story off on you.
Remember Amos? "My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge." Remember "Study to make yourself approved."
A man cannot be lazy and free.
As
I explained earlier today, the actual circumstance is that the Britain
doesn't actually own anything related to the United States and was only
allowed to exercise "Delegated Power" in the Territorial United States.
Britain acted in Gross Breach of Trust and Fraud and Usurpation against
our actual Federal Government and so, abused our Delegated Powers for a
hundred and fifty years.
One
of its primary abuses was to misuse our Patent Office to create a
system of Territorial and Municipal Governments that then "enfranchised"
all the commercial corporations. This nefarious activity was staged
out of our Patent Office in the (vain) hope and assumption that Britain
would not be detected as the source of this foul scheme and we would be
blamed for it, if it ever came to public knowledge.
Well,
it has come to public knowledge. And so has the bankruptcy fraud. And
so have the "Life Force Value Annuities". And so has the whole lousy,
rotten, immoral, barbaric, fraudulent "Birth Certificate" system. And
so has the "dollar for dollar" exchange rate. And so has the
quasi-military court system. And so has the role of the "American" Bar
Association. And so has the plot to undermine and vacate the
constitutional agreements from the federal side of the equation.
It's
all exposed. And the perpetrators responsible are not the Americans.
The perpetrators are the Brits who usurped upon our Delegated Powers by
means of fraud and semantic deceit.
Ironically,
as Our Father would have it, because the Brits did all this evil "in
our names" and used our Patent and Trademark Office and Copyright Office
to do it, we are the actual owners of all the Territorial and Municipal
Governments worldwide, and therefore also the owners of the charters of
all the commercial corporations that those "governments" issued. Not
the Queen.
Always
remember that she held only delegated power. She never had any power of
her own on our shores. She merely operated in Gross Breach of Trust
and commercial contract and used our own powers to abuse us and everyone
else.
And
now that the rats have finally outsmarted themselves by rendering all
three levels of the "federal government" incompetent, and by Operation
of Law, all the delegated powers have returned to the Delegating
Authority, The United States of America [Unincorporated], and we have
acknowledged, accepted, and re-conveyed those delegated powers back to
our control----Britain no longer has a word to say to our government,
except perhaps --- "We're terribly, terribly sorry. We will be happy to
return all the assets that are owed to you."
Flattening the Hot Air Claim that Britain Owns Us
By Anna Von Reitz
This video is all disinformation published by the guilty Brits: https://aim4truth.org/2018/04/ 17/exposed-all-the-queens- agents-and-corporations-that- control-the-world/
"King
John" was not "the" King in Britain. All these fools keep forgetting
(perhaps on purpose) about the Norman Conquest. John's actions had no
such force, effect, or authority as the idiots promoting this crappola
suppose. His actions affected only his titles and ownership, not anyone
else's--- which is why the Magna Carta was agreed to in the first
place. Use your heads! If the Barons hadn't had the sovereign right
(granted by William of Normandy upon his death in 1087) to enforce the
Magna Carta lawfully, because they were all "kings" in their own right
as much as John ever was---- how do you think it was lawful and
preserved despite the vermin?
Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up!!!!!
This
is not true and it does NOT have the affects or authorities that people
are assuming. You are once again being misled by those who have
something to gain.
Stuff their lies back down their throats and get with the actual program. Now.
I am counting on you and every single one of your readers to help put this pernicious nonsense down and put it down fast.
Nothing that King John did affects us in the least. We have always operated under The Magna Carta and we still do.
To
bring it all forward to the present day, we are once again facing a
situation in which British guile is being used to try to deceive us into
submitting to them.
It isn't going to happen.
They
abused the powers we delegated to them and used our Patent Office to
patent all the Territorial and Municipal Governments in the world (with a
few exceptions) and that in turn resulted in all the corporations that
were chartered by those Territorial (State of State) and Municipal
Governments being chartered by us ---- not the Queen of England, who was
only acting under our Delegated Power.
Recently,
the vermin outsmarted themselves, with the result that all the
Delegated Powers returned to the Delegator ---- The United States of
America [Unincorporated]and we, not the Queen, not only now own (which
we always technically did) but are free to operate all those
corporations.
And all the Brits can think to do, is try to lie their way out of it and rewrite and obfuscate history ---- again.
The
Territorial United States was controlled by the British Government as a
base of operations for their duties providing us and our States with
"essential government services". But as you should all have cause to
know, Puerto Ricans and people from Guam do not have the same
citizenship or nationality as the rest of us. We are not under British
control. And now that the Delegated Powers have returned to The United
States of America [Unincorporated] ----neither are the Territorial or
Municipal citizens bound to Britain.
It's
over. Finally. Kick them in the ass on their way out and fully inform
the "United Nations". And do not fall for any of their BS again.
Dear Readers of the Nesara News Blogspot website and Patriots of the world.
Dear Readers of the Nesara News Blogspot website and Patriots of the world.
The following are suggestions for assisting humanity in becoming free.
My intention is to see us all live, "Happily Ever After."
1)
For people in service here and all over the world. The war for good
and evil was already won. This is only a clean up. While it is a great
clean up and still dangerous for most of you, it will assist you if you
embrace that your work is only a clean up.
1a)
For the military- I understand that you teach by way of fear. I
understand deeply. And I am asking you who are in charge to please study
the art of unconditional love, peace, helpfulness and kindness. Earth
and humanity are in desperate need of this from you. Whether you are
positive or negative, healing is not something kind people need. We need
to end war on earth. So we need you men and women in the military to
allow us the people to lift you up with love and let yourselves learn
how to get along with everyone. Just like Warf in Star Treck. He may be a
violent warrior with his own kind. But with races who do not kill or
harm others, he is very gentle and kind.
Humanity needs this from you right now. It is the only way to help the children and humanity at large.
2)
For those who are not in service who work for the system that is dead
and being replaced. You will be amazed with how many people around you
will help if you will. Meaning fear of loosing your jobs is holding you
back. All of you. It is OK to learn from those who suffer being fired or
laid off who somehow keep a roof without doing the wrong thing. It is
going to take all of us helping each other and co-creating abundance in
ways you never thought you could. But you can. If you are human, you are
unlimited.
2a) Attorneys and Judges, we are
counting on you to stop harming. You yourselves are loved by the unseen
far more than you realize. We the people are looking up to you hoping
you choose life for yourselves. Vs the bloody war you all were taught
would come at this time. War is old news and division is also. Please
hold hands with humanity. So we can transition with love for all
including you.
3)
For the prison owners and those in the position of harming others or
being harmed yourselves. For the construction workers and those in banks
and all places where humanity is harmed, Your right to live is just as
important as anyone. Earth loves everyone. It is simply the programs in
the DNA from the human experiment that has you thinking you need to
allow harm to humanity. It has been proven that love is eternal and
abundant. So I am asking you to consider looking into how much more
money you can make turning the prisons into healing centers. Than
participating in the blood bath that was planned to end this game.
4)
To those of you who drink blood and are still human. Who participate in
black majick and the ancient spiritual teachings. Healing is in human
DNA. It is yours. The things you were raised to hate, the things you
were raised to destroy, are the only things that can heal you. You have
been forgiven. So you are free to heal now. You have unlimited potential
so you can heal. You simply have to forgive yourselves and everyone. It
is not rocket science. It is basic science. You were lied to like
everyone was in the matrix.
4a)
For those who believe you need human blood for your own food, it is
time to say you have the technology to stop this and not die.
4b)
For those who need DNA to have a human body, it is possible to find an
ethical way. That is the gift of life and love. There is always a way
to live, prosper and have unlimited life without causing harm.
4c)
For those who have been controlled by those who need loosh, they know
love won. It is time for you to know and step into this new era. Because
you can.
5)
For those who are greedy, lustful, who lie, cheat and manipulate, the
same goes for you. From the top to the man on the street.
(If you are negative and do not know how to be positive, study those who are and learn. It will not take you long.)
6)
To those who control from the top to those who manage the people on a
local level. We, we the people as a whole, would be honored to become
proud of you. We want to be able to see you realize to kill those who
thought humanity should cut their heads of, or your heads off, it is not
acceptable to creation. You have been given an opportunity to live
happily ever after with everyone else. You have the opportunity to do
what you have never done. To heal and learn how to become happy.
7)
For the people who are just nice folks, we must all help. All of us who
love must stand in a way we never have. To realize the loosh is real
and it is our job to control ourselves. To end our own negative emotions
so we are love in reality not just claiming to be because our nature is
not to harm. Everyone got programmed to be negative, so no one is
innocent. We are all in this together.
8)
For the aliens and fallen ones, who flew here, who are being reported
as fighting over earth and humanity, this never was your earth. It is a
place for all of us freely and equally. You are all such gifted beings.
Such amazing beings. We the people, humanity would like to be proud of
you right now. When you fight over control for earth and humanity it
makes you look like you have forgotten all life, including your own. It
will be awesome for humanity to see you honor your intellect and skills
towards the unlimited potential we all have now. For as you know, love
won and this is only a clean up. Love is for you as well from the prime
creator. Humanity is of more value when happy and free than when in
prison.
Please, to Everyone, learn about the teachings of Dr. Hew Lem. He
healed a prison mental ward in Hawaii with respect, love and personal
responsibility for what he knew or did not know, what he did or did not
do and what his ancestors did nor did not do to contribute to those who
need to eat people alive, drink blood, dismember and kill in what was
once joy for living these things. His work is on Youtube. He is
retired.
Everyone is loved by the One True Creator. We all need to remember that and share the healing.
Please study the teachings of Dr. Emoto on the study of water and how it speaks.
My
first suggestion for taking tangible action with our responsibility to
take care of earth and each other is for those in the position to create
holidays, to create a Global Hand Holding Day!
Next,
those who are standing up on earth to free humanity, to free ourselves,
who have no money to give, no skills to negotiate or to do business are
the majority. Your potential has been unleashed. Please consider how
you can in a nice, non-threatening way, ask your local authorities to
please participate in the transition of leaving the British control to
have a truly American government, run by the people as some of our
politicians and other leaders have already said must be done.
Civil unrest is not an option. Sound mindedness is.
I will offer more concrete suggestions as I see how things go from here.
In
closing, thank you to everyone for making the time to read this
message. And as you ponder what has been written here, please remember
or learn if this has not been shown to you, science has proven that,
"Thoughts Are Things."
To
heal earth, self and others, we must control our minds and hearts to
stop listening to negative thinking and feeling. It is the only way we
will survive. For this is the end of the old system and the birthing of
the new.
With Unconditional Love for All
Not just some...
From Someone Who Loves You
***
Saturday, June 16, 2018
National Assembly Conference call meeting attendance for June 14th 2018
110 total callers 28 states present for roll call.
Alaska
Arizona
Arkansas
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Florida
Hawaii
Idaho
Kansas
Louisiana
Maine
Massachusetts
Michigan
Missouri
Nevada
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
North Carolina
Ohio
Oklahoma
Pennsylvania
South Dakota
Utah
Washington
Wisconsin
Wyoming
States that did not make roll call
Alabama
Delaware
Georgia
Illinois
Indiana
Iowa
Kentucky
Maryland
Minnesota
Mississippi
Montana
Nebraska
New Hampshire
North Dakota
Oregon
Rhode Island
South Carolina
Tennessee
Texas
Vermont
Virginia
West Virginia
Motion to adjourn to June 21st 2018 at 9pm eastern by Oklahoma and second my Michigan.
With the Last Man Standing rule, even one man or woman can be counted for representing their state. We need all 50 states in attendance.
Details at https://forums.national-assembly.net/viewtopic.php?f=161&t=597
Alaska
Arizona
Arkansas
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Florida
Hawaii
Idaho
Kansas
Louisiana
Maine
Massachusetts
Michigan
Missouri
Nevada
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
North Carolina
Ohio
Oklahoma
Pennsylvania
South Dakota
Utah
Washington
Wisconsin
Wyoming
States that did not make roll call
Alabama
Delaware
Georgia
Illinois
Indiana
Iowa
Kentucky
Maryland
Minnesota
Mississippi
Montana
Nebraska
New Hampshire
North Dakota
Oregon
Rhode Island
South Carolina
Tennessee
Texas
Vermont
Virginia
West Virginia
Motion to adjourn to June 21st 2018 at 9pm eastern by Oklahoma and second my Michigan.
With the Last Man Standing rule, even one man or woman can be counted for representing their state. We need all 50 states in attendance.
Details at https://forums.national-assembly.net/viewtopic.php?f=161&t=597
HOW TO MAKE A FOOL OF YOURSELF, FEATURING ROBERT MUELLER
June 16, 2018
A grimly worded new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today reveals that the truth as to why the world was stunned just weeks ago when US Treasury Bond yields blew out was due to Russia’s shock selling of half of its US Treasury Bonds, with its intentions to rid itself of all US assets by the end of August, and which President Trump is urgently seeking to meet with President Putin to avert but whose hopes of reaching an agreement are doomed from the start as Russian legal experts have determined that the United States is now being ruled by “fake law” whose only beneficiaries are leftist elites, and whose spread of is now too powerful to stop.
According to this report, for decades US Treasury Bonds have been considered as the safest investment in the world without which the United States would no longer be able to fund itself and whose safety has long been guaranteed by America having a secure and stable government whose system of laws, and courts to adjudicate them, was once deemed incorruptible.
On 8 November 2016, however, the shock election of President Donald Trump spurred the American shadow government “Deep State” to launch a coup attempt to overthrow him but not through force of arms, as is frequently done in third-world countries, but by their deliberately weaponizing of the entire US legal system in order to use as a means to take by force what they couldn’t gain at the ballot box and whose most shocking example of was “Deep State” aligned Special Counsel Robert Mueller trying to “justify his own existence” and “indict a Russian -- any Russian”.
Knowing full well that the Trump-Russia collusion plot was an entirely made up fairy tale concocted by corrupt FBI officials who had vowed to destroy President Trump (and who called his supporters “poor, lazy pieces of shit”) on 16 February 2018, Special Counsel Mueller, nevertheless, indicted 13 Russian citizens and 3 Russian companies for allegedly interfering in the 2016 US presidential election, none of whom he ever believed would set foot in the United States to contest these charges, but whose assessment went wildly astray when the Russian company Concord Management and Consulting took up Mueller’s challenge and met him court.
By Concord Management contesting Special Counsel Mueller’s charges against them, their American lawyers were able to expose that the laws that were supposedly broken were entirely made up by the “unlawfully appointed” Mueller, thus leading them to declare that “fake law is much more dangerous than fake news,” and in their US federal court filing titled “DEFENDANT CONCORD MANAGEMENT AND CONSULTING LLC’S REPLY IN SUPPORT OF ITS MOTION IN CAMERA INSPECTION OF LEGAL INSTRUCTIONS PROVIDED TO THE GRAND JURY REGARDING COUNT ONE OF THE INDICTMENT” to exactly state:
In this case brought by Mueller, an unlawfully
appointed Special Counsel against a foreign corporation with no presence in the
United States for a make-believe charge that
has never been filed against any defendant in any reported case (“interfering” in an election by allegedly funding
communications protected by the First Amendment), the Special Counsel (Mueller) admits that he did not follow Department of
Justice guidelines in indicting this case as a “knowing” as opposed to a
“willful” violation.With Special Counsel Mueller being in fear that his crimes would soon be exposed, he then filed against Concord Management the most chilling in history legal document ever seen in a US Federal Court and that sought to keep all of his evidence from ever being seen by those he had charged with crimes but that, most fortunately, was presented by Mueller to the President Trump appointed US Federal Judge Dabney Friedrich who, aside from having previously chased Mueller’s prosecutors from her courtroom “like babies in soiled nappies looking for their mommies” when they tried to delay this case, yesterday ordered Mueller to work with Concord Management’s attorneys so that they could immediately receive the information they need with her further shocking Mueller by stating that she would later rule on Concord Management’s motion to see exactly what he had told the grand jury before he made this indictment in the first place as the US Supreme Court has already ruled that peoples in foreign countries can’t be charged for violating American laws they have no knowledge of and Concord Management’s attorneys further stating:
(Mueller) Having produced not one iota of discovery in this criminal case, the unlawfully appointed Special Counsel requests a special and unprecedented blanket protective order covering tens of millions of pages of unclassified discovery.
Having made this special request based on a secret submission to the Court and a hysterical dithyramb about the future of American elections, one would think that the Special Counsel would cite to case holdings that support this remarkable request.
But no, instead, the Special Counsel seeks to equate this make-believe electioneering case to others involving international terrorism and major drug trafficking, and relies only on irrelevant dicta from inapposite, primarily out-of-circuit cases. In short, fake law, which is much more dangerous than fake news.
Further, the Special Counsel (Mueller) attests to the Court that the defense has agreed “on many procedures designed to enable the government to turn over discovery” while failing to tell the Court the truth, that any such concessions were made as part of a concerted effort by undersigned counsel to reach a stipulated agreement of this issue and, absent that stipulation, there is, in fact, no agreement at all.
Though US Federal Judge Dabney Friedrich is doing her best to protect the US legal system from being weaponized by Special Counsel Mueller to overthrow President Trump, the same cannot be said about the 'president' Obama appointed US District Judge Amy Berman Jackson who is most infamously known as a “Criminal In A Robe” for her being a far left radical who puts her own distorted interpretation of reality ahead of the US Constitution and who, just yesterday, jailed Trump’s former campaign manager Paul Manafort for “crimes” he’s neither been able to defend himself against, nor been found guilty of and whose “evidence” against was presented to US District Judge Jackson by Special Counsel Mueller prosecutor Andrew Wiseman with his being most infamously known for his having attended Hillary Clinton’s “victory party”, and breaking down in tears when she lost to Trump.
Next being targeted by Special Council Mueller’s now weaponized US legal system in the “Deep State’s” bid to overthrow President Trump is Defense Secretary James “Mad Dog” Mattis who is now being accused of being a part of a massive fraud scheme when he was a Board Member for a company named Theranos whose founder and Chairman of the Board Elizabeth Holmes, along with COO Sunny Balwani, have just been indicted in a bid to force them to testify against Mattis but whose takedown, at least President Putin believes, will be easier said than done.
In absorbing the scathing indictment of the US federal legal system presented by University of Tennessee Law Professor Glenn Reynolds, in his shocking research document that describes America in its title as being a “Ham Sandwich Nation: Due Process When Everything Is a Crime”, and combining it with the just released US Justice Department Inspector General document titled “A Review of Various Actions by the Federal Bureau of Investigation and Department of Justice in Advance of the 2016 Election” whose exposed crimes at the highest reaches of the US legal and law enforcement community took nearly 500 pages to describe, this report grimly states the Security Council has been left with no choice but to determine that both US Federal and State prosecutors in the United States are “out of control” and whose “politicized prosecutions” are accelerating as evidenced by these prosecutors pressing cases for solely political reasons, and their making up laws entirely, then having the politicians they illegally target eventually beat the various raps, but not before their image and political careers lie in tatters.
With the “Deep State” now having corrupted the entire US legal system to destroy all of their enemies, thus enabling them to seize the power the people in the United States won’t give them through the ballot box, sending “tremors of fear” throughout the entire Security Council was news that the rabidly anti-Russian globalist billionaire oligarch George Soros is now spending tens-of-millions of dollars to place in power leftist prosecutors all over America, thus proving that the safety and integrity of the US government, that once secured its Treasury Bonds, is no longer to be trusted and is why Russia is divesting itself of all of its US Treasury Bonds and who are, also, being followed in doing this by Ireland, Japan and most dangerously, China whose holding of $1.2 trillion in US Treasury Bonds has been called a weapon that the Chinese can use in a trade war with the US and who, in fact, just hours ago declared that they were, indeed, now in a trade war with the United States and has now created a world that can now only be saved by President Donald Trump.
http://www.whatdoesitmean.com/
THE PATRIOT AMERICANS ARE BEHIND YOU ALL THE WAY PRESIDENT TRUMP!!
Think you are having a bad day?
m Feeling Much Better Now! These are incredible stories!!
Think you are having a bad day?
Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask.
A post-mortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.
It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire.
You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the next, he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.
Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed. but keep reading....
Still think you're having a bad day ?A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors.
His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to her husband.
While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up the spilled petrol with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet.
After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to his business About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs.
The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched.
As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance they asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them. They started laughing so hard, one slipped, the stretcher dumping the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.
Still having a bad day ?Just remember, it could be worse..
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having abad day ?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
STILL think you're having a bad day ?
Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hapless protesters were trampled to death.
What ?! STILL having a bad day ??
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'return to sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now, feeling better ?
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