Saturday, March 2, 2013

Confessions from Meds (Humor)




      
1. A man comes into the ER and yells . . .
'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.'
I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's
dress and began to take off her underwear.

Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - - -
and I was in the wrong one.

Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald ,
San Francisco

2... At the beginning of my shift

I placed a stethoscope on an elderly

and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.

'Big breaths,'. . . I instructed.
'Yes, they used to be,'. . .replied the patient.

Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes ,
Seattle , WA

3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad
news when I told a wife that her husband had
died of a massive myocardial infarct.
Not more than five minutes later, I heard her
reporting to the rest of the family that he had
died of a 'massive internal fart.'

Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg
                   4. During a patient's two week follow-up
appointment with his cardiologist, he informed
me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with
one of his medications..

' Which one ?'. .. . I asked. 'The patch...
The Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it !'

I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped
I wouldn't see.

Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!

Now, the instructions include removal of
the old patch before applying a new one.

Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair ,
Norfolk , VA

5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient,
I asked, 'How long have you been bedridden?'
After a look of complete confusion she answered . . .
' Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive.'

Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson-
Corvallis , OR

6. I was performing rounds at the
hospital one morning and while checking
up on a man I asked . . .' So how's your
breakfast this morning?' '
It's very good
except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem
to get used to the taste.'. .. . Bob replied.
I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced
a foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly.'

Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf ,
Detroit ,

7. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room
when a young woman with purple hair styled
into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety
of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing,
entered . . . It was quickly determined that
the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was
scheduled for immediate surgery.. When she was completely disrobed on the operating
table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had
been dyed green and above it there was a
tattoo that read . . .' Keep off the grass.'

Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon
wrote a short note on the patient's dressing,
which said, 'Sorry . . . had to mow the lawn.'

Submitted by RN no name,

AND FINALLY!! ! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

8. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB.
I was quite embarrassed when performing female
pelvic exams... To cover my embarrassment
I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.

The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing

and further embarrassing me.

I looked up from my work and sheepishly said. . .
' I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?'
She replied with tears running down
her cheeks from laughing so hard . . .

' No doctor but the song you were whistling was . . .
' I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener .' '

Dr. wouldn't submit his name....
1 MORE
Baby's First Doctor Visit            
This made me laugh out loud.
I hope it will give you a smile!

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.            
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight,
and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
'Breast-fed,' she replied..
'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.            
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'
I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma,
But I'm glad I came."

New Tomorrow: OPPT


New Tomorrow: OPPT


EXCERPTS FROM POST:
An important part of the official disclosure of the OPPT came in the form of a Paradigm Report which was completed on March 6th of 2011 by Treasury Finance AG, a consortium of high-level individuals whose efforts were geared towards exposing the full scope of the financial fraud being laid down upon an unwitting and unsuspecting public.  This report detailed the global Ponzi scheme being undertaken by governments and central banks colluding together to enslave the people of the world within the chains of a fiat currency system being overseen by the Federal Reserve Bank, the Bank for International Settlements, the International Monetary Fund, and a whole host of others.  The scope of this conspiracy is so massive that it truly boggles the mind.  Yet as reported in great detail on this website in both ‘Part II’ as well as ‘Part II cont.’, a great many of the actions taken throughout the course of the 20th century appear to have been done so in an attempt to centralize the world’s precious metals reserves into the hands of a global cartel of bankers, corporate CEO’s, members of clandestine societies, and oath breakers within the military industrial complex.  What the One People’s Public Trust tells us is that the majority of these precious metals reserves have now been ‘removed’ from the hands of those who would attempt to enslave the world under the iron jackboot of what ‘they’ so eloquently refer to as a New World Order for the future (directly from the mouths of George H.W. Bush, Henry Kissinger, Zbigniew Brzezinski, Barack Obama, and others).  In effect:  If you can’t ‘pay’ your mercenary armies (Blackwater/Academi, the CIA, the DHS, FEMA, so-called U.N. ‘peacekeeping’ forces) then you lose your buffer, and the pyramid scheme falls apart.
One other important note:  In a manner similar to the Nation State Project, the One People’s Public Trust now gives the full, legal and lawful authority for the U.S. military (and the oath-keeping military of other nations, who have come to collectively be known as White Knights and White Hats), federal marshals (including the Provost Marshal) and law enforcement officials to arrest those conspirators who have been behind this scheme at the very highest levels.  The Provost Marshal is of particular importance in such a situation, because he is the only individual under the restored U.S. Constitutional Republic who has the legal and lawful standing to arrest the U.S. President (as of winter 2013, the currently serving Provost Marshal is Major General David E. Quantock).
The One People’s Public Trust appears to be another part (albeit an important one) of a much larger puzzle.  This action seems to follow in line with the Nation State Project as well as NESARA, The National Economic Security and Reformation Act (though as this writer has stated previously, true and accurate information pertaining to NESARA has been kept under absolutely the tightest of wraps)

OPPT Comprehensive Info List


For those interested in learning more about OPPT or following what has been posted, someone ( FreeLove222) has come up with a very excellent info sheet of information, radio shows, transcripts of shows and links.  I downloaded it in Word rather than PDF so that you can add info as you wish for your own record.  The letter was put together to send to someone you wish to introduce to OPPT.  If you want a PDF it can be found here on a link to SCRIBD




Hello friend.  First off, I want to start by letting you know that I love you.  Yes…YOU. I love you simply because you exist, because you are YOU.  You didn’t have to do anything to get it and you don’t have to do anything to keep it.  It’s there; utterly free for whenever it is you choose to accept it.  And yes, I know you may very well be thinking something along the lines of: “well shucks, this is probably getting sent out to multiple people so this message is probably for someone else and not for me.”  If so, let me assure you that in this moment, the NOW that you are experiencing, this message is for you and ONLY YOU! J And it is in that spirit of unconditional love that I continue.  And it is in that spirit that I would most enjoy that YOU continue, if you do so choose. 

The world is changing. We are changing.  Everything is changing.  Sometimes it is hard to see it.  Sometimes we may think we don’t have time to see it because we are too busy.  And sometimes we refuse to see it because it contradicts our previous beliefs about the world and the way it works.  Personally, I have seen the change that is coming, the change that is already here if you know where and how to look.  And, I must say, it is marvelous… wonderful… magnificent… beautiful… and any other positive life-affirming adjective you can think of!  It is exactly what we need in a world where all you have to do is look around to see endless wars and violence, young men and women killing each other for the profit of the few; billions starving and hundreds of millions without a home to shelter them; rampant corruption in all facets of society from “government” and large multinational corporations to legal, education and even health systems; the torture and mistreatment of animals, and the poisoning of our very food and water resources that we need for sustenance and survival.  The list goes on, but I won’t waste any more energy than I have to describing the problems because the point of this message is the SOLUTION. 

I see a world where all people everywhere have enough healthy food to eat, fresh water to drink, and clean air to breath.  I see a world where all BEings are not only able, but encouraged and supported in following their passions and dreams… because society is structured in a way that raises them up to achieve anything their HEART desires, and not in a way that confines them to what is “allowed,” “expected,” “normal,” or even “realistic.”  Who’s “supposed” to make that call anyway on what’s realistic or expected.  For too long we’ve given our power away to others to make decisions and judgment calls for us. That time is over.  For as long as I can remember I have felt strongly that we should be able to do anything, go anywhere, make any free will choice we desire and BE the fullest manifestation of our self, as long as we don’t harm or damage anyone else, or prevent them from making their own free will choices and BEing the fullest manifestation of their self. This is exactly what the One Peoples Public Trust has made legally and lawfully possible for us by filing papers in the UCC (Uniform Commercial Code), a system that has been the foundation for all the codes and laws of every purported country, district, municipality, and corporate governance structure in the world.  The filings have foreclosed on the previous systems of corruption and control and have put us in a space where we are acting in full and unlimited responsibility and liability for our personal actions and interactions with each other.  In this space it is possible to BE and DO anything and to make this world in any way we choose, with (or without) others, as long as we don’t violate one another’s free will choices.  It may seem like a scary idea, or one that could breed anarchy, but I assure you, there is no-thing to fear.  All of this is done with love.  Don’t take my word for it though, go and discover it yourself.

Remember, I LOVE YOU…and I’m not saying any of this to play a joke on you, or make you feel uncomfortable.  I’m telling you this because I want to give you the choice to become aware of where you stand, what is going on, and most importantly, who you BE.  I can’t tell you who you BE though.  That is purely up for you to decide.  The information I have provided below will inform you all about the OPPT, One Peoples Public Trust, and will make this introduction make a lot more sense. I promise.  That is, of course, if you choose to pursue researching the links I have provided.  Everyone has Free Will and I won’t even be upset if you choose to delete this without taking a further look.  If however, you do choose to continue, and avail yourself to the cause for FREEDOM and PEACE in all aspects of life everywhere, than I absolutely thank you from the deepest depths of my heart and soul, for helping to create a more loving world! <3  

PS.  The amount of information below is not intended to overwhelm.  It is meant to give you ease of access to some of the most pertinent information that has unfolded about the OPPT so far, and is here for reference, to skim through and pick out information at any method or pace you choose.  I’ve starred a few selections in each section below that I believe will be the best at helping you ease into it. So relax and have some fun! J


https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FI5S0VMdUdQ


Great Comprehensive Articles to get You Started:

*February 17th 2013:
*February 26th 2013:
o   Great follow up to questions from the February 17th article

Additional News Sources on OPPT:

February 22nd 2013:
February 23rd 2013:
February 24th 2013:
February 26th 2013:

Short Video Presentations on OPPT (made by people like YOU & ME J):

January 13th 2013:
February 6th 2013:
o   Presentation form of February 4th Press Release (Below)
February 14th 2013:
February 25 2013:

*Official Press Releases by the OPPT (http://oppt-in.com/pressreleases/):

These Press Releases are very powerful documents, and I encourage you to read each of them.  As knowledge and awareness of the One People’s Public Trust grows, personal and public, these releases will be better understood. Some people are saying that they are written in 5D language (along with some of the UCC filings), referring to the fifth dimension (or a place of existence where there is nothing but unconditional love present).  I can’t confirm or deny this since my knowledge of dimensions and dimensionality is limited, however, when looked at with an open heart, it sure feels to me that these announcements and the filings were all done with an underlying love of humanity and all creation at their core. 

January 15th 2012: http://oppt-in.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/CURRENT_STATE_1111.1.pdf  

  • These are helpful definitions given by one of the Trustees to help better understand some of the language in the announcements above and filings below

UCC Filings:

UCC Filings were composed in a way where all words were chosen very carefully so they would be concretely understood by the agents of the now foreclosed corporate and “government” systems. They were also made in a way for us, the vast majority of people living all around the world today, to read and understand with our heart, more so than with our minds (personally I still like to see them from both points of view).

All Filings can be found on the public noticing OPPT website:
They can also be found on the OPPT-in website:

Video on how to find the official filings on line by Trustee Caleb Skinner:
§  Online public registry mentioned in the how to video above
Select Filings:
§  Doc# 2012132883:
§  Full wording
§  Discussed in Radio Show on February 19th below

Radio Shows & Interviews on OPPT Jan-Feb 2013:

There is probably over a full day’s worth of content here which is why I have starred a few that I personally believe are either very informative about the overall picture of what is going on or just very powerful in regards to the message given and its multidimensional nature.  This may not be very clear right now, but after some time is spent with this material, things will start to come together in a very clear picture.  Similar information will be found in some of these links, but you may choose to come back and listen to the information given in a different way.  Seeing something from many different sides/points/angles will help clearly identify the whole.  J

JANUARY:
o   Interview with Heather Ann Tucci-Jarraf  (One of the OPPT Trustees)
o   Transcription: http://americankabuki.blogspot.com/2013/01/toppt-transcript-conversation-with.html
o   Discussion on OPPT documents, principles and related intel
o   Discussion on UCC, OPPT, CVAC, etc.
o   Transcription: http://removingtheshackles.blogspot.com/2013/01/012213-collective-imagination-transcript.html
o   Very informative commentary about the OPPT and UCC by Heather
FEBRUARY:

o   Roundtable discussion on OPPT with Max Igan
o   Heather discussing OPPT with Freedom Central Radio
o   Transcription: http://removingtheshackles.blogspot.com/2013/02/oppt-in-radio-show-transcription-feb-18.html
o   Roundtable discussion with Heather Tucci-Jarraf on Global Fact Radio

Courtesy Notice:

This is the document to be used in the new legal paradigm that we now inhabit in order to kindly notify agents of the old system of its foreclosure and allow them to peacefully participate in the new lawful landscape under full personal responsibility and liability for their actions.  It is an energetic tool to help spread awareness and declare one’s sovereignty.  It is not necessary to participate in this way as we are already FREE BEings, however, the option is on the table for those who come to see it as a way to have a little fun creating the change we wish to see in the world

Instructions:
§  Discussed on Radio Shows: 2/18/13, 2/25/13 & 2/26/13
A commentary on why OPPT and these courtesy notices will work:

Places for More Information on OPPT:

§  Websites:
§  Forums:
§  Social Media:


Why the OPPT was “needed” in the First Place:

I can’t guarantee you that every fact in the following sources is 100% true, but I will say that if you do your own research on the concepts touched upon below you will find supporting evidence for over 90% of it. I have included this section here because I believe it is necessary, at least for most, to know where you stand now to know where you are going, or more appropriately worded: to know where you came from, to know where you are now. I must also warn you that what is found in this section may manifest anger, sadness, utter disbelief, and any number of negative emotions.  Just know that it’s done.  It’s over.  This was the system that has suffocated the people of this world for hundreds, if not thousands of years, however, we may now rejoice in the knowledge that it is no more.

·        Basic Reasons to OPPT-in:
§  30 min informative video presentation about the tyranny perpetrated in society
§  7 minute clip on “20 reasons to OPPT-in”
§  5 minute clip on: The Resurrection of Our Forgotten Principles
·        Corrupt banking practices:
§  30 min informative cartoon about banking systems
§  7 min news report on interest and loans

·        Corporatization of Public governments:
§  SEC registrations of now foreclosed corporate governments
§  DUNS Numbers of now foreclosed US corporate government and it’s major agencies
§  Australian documentary on the unlawful Australian “government” (now foreclosed)
§  Article on Australian corporate “government” (now foreclosed)
§  Trusts vs. Corporate Governments
§  5 minute clip about the “commoditized you”

·        Corrupt Programming of Society:
o   *Paradigm Report that led to OPPT and UCC Filings:
§  Comprehensive document describing how economies are manipulated
§  Documentary on corruption on all levels of society

Why Lightning Struck the Vatican

LIVE NOW 1:30 AM March 3, Ron Cross and the science beind the paranormal


Subject: LIVE NOW 1:30 AM March 3, Ron Cross and the science beind the paranormal

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OBAMA: 'I AM NOT DICTATOR'


OBAMA: 'I AM NOT DICTATOR'
Posted By: IZAKOVIC [Send E-Mail]
Date: Saturday, 2-Mar-2013 05:56:58
By Daniel Strauss - 03/01/13 12:04 PM ET
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/285707--obama-i-am-not-a-dictator-im-the-president
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The Obama case is clear to those who could focus their attention to dissimilar things like Project Pegasus, or Obama Nobel Prize (merit of which still requestst an explanation).
But if he is The Human then such idiot moves could sum up as a personal fight for Soul. That is rather dificult, lately, task even in this Earth setup.

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OBAMA, PUTIN AND THE SECRET ENTENTE CORDIALE
http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?noframes;read=270515
IZAKOVIC
http://www.deepspace4.com

(I know that this link seems to be annoying, but there is mostly all). For others, it will be updated soon with the 2008 update that was held back.

ABOUT WHAT IS COMING UP
Posted By: IZAKOVIC [Send E-Mail]
Date: Saturday, 2-Mar-2013 06:19:58
In Response To: OBAMA: 'I AM NOT DICTATOR' (IZAKOVIC)
Europe invadeds north Africa because most of it's northern teritories will sink. It has no chance in Near East (Syria) because that teritory is already ocupied by US (Iraq and all).
US governors are transfering to Australia because their mainland will be divided up to the Canadian lakes along that what is now Missisipi river. This is why all state functions were transfered to Denver up to when you started to watch last issue of Oscar awards (frankly, from Croatia yesterday; idiot freak show).
Russia is out of focus owing their oligarchy leadership, gudied by Putin, that has not a clue. Here must be stated great credits to that london institute of such development.
But said institute knows that the first head of Chatolic Church was a Briton who had a hause in Rome. No, it was not the following Petrus Romanus's ancestor.
IZAKOVIC
http://www.deepspace4.com

 
http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=270775

 

Dallas County D.A. Office to dismiss at least 60 cases! 2 Officers Fired - Lancaster ISD Police Chief Indicted


Dallas County D.A. Office to dismiss at least 60 cases! 2 Officers Fired - Lancaster ISD Police Chief Indicted
Posted By: Infoeditor [Send E-Mail]
Date: Saturday, 2-Mar-2013 02:40:25
Dallas County D.A. Office to dismiss at least 60 cases! 2 Officers Fired - Lancaster ISD Police Chief Indicted
March 1, 2013
This editor thought it was a big deal for the police chief of the Lancaster I.S.D. to be indicted on serious charges involving insurance fraud, sexual assault and official oppression recently, but more law enforcement heads are rolling lately in the Dallas-Ft. Worth area.
See: LANCASTER ISD POLICE CHIEF FACE SERIOUS CHARGES
http://www.myfoxdfw.com/video?clipId=8520158&autoStart=true

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Arrest warrants were reportedly issued for the two Dallas Police Officers fired from the department Friday afternoon. The charges for each officer are reported as tampering with physical evidence and aggravated perjury.
The integrity of the cases directly involving these officers has been called into serious question, even by a judge, and as a result at least 60 cases will reportedly be dismissed by the Dallas County District’s Attorneys Ofice!
This may seem like just more police corruption, but in reality it tends to cast serious doubt upon law officers everywhere when people read about this stuff. In particular the Dallas-Ft. Worth area where this is happening may experience a huge upheaval in the criminal prosecutions and arrests of citizens.
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Arrest warrants issued for 2 Dallas officers, Chief Brown fires 5
http://www.wfaa.com/news/crime/Arrest-warrants-issued-for-2-Dallas-officers-5-fired-194406791.html