AND WE VOTE FOR THESE JOKERS!

Subject: Hard to believe this has been around before but here it is again       Gene

 

 

 

AND WE VOTE FOR THESE JOKERS!

 

Hard to believe, but he/she does name names: 

  A DC 'airport ticket agent' offers some examples of why the US is in so much trouble!  

1.  I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!) 

2.  I got a call from a Kansas Congressman's (Moore) staffer (Howard Bauleke), who wanted to go to Cape Town . I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, and then he interrupted me with, ''I'm not tryingto make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massachusetts .....''  

Without trying to make him look stupid, I calmly explained, ''Cape Cod is in Massachusetts , Cape Town is in South Africa ..''  

His response -- click.. 

3.  A senior Vermont Congressman (Bernie Sanders) called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando . He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that's not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state.

He replied, 'Don't lie to me!, I looked on the map, and Florida is a very THIN state!!'' (OMG) 

4.  I got a call from a lawmaker's wife (Landra Reid) who asked, ''Is it possible to see England from Canada ?''

I said, ''No.''

She said, ''But they look so close on the map'' (OMG, again!) 

5.  An aide for a cabinet member (Janet Napolitano) once called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas .. I pulled up the reservation and noticed he had only a 1-hour layover in Dallas ... When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, ''I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between gates to save time.'' (Aghhhh) 

6.  An Illinois Congresswoman (Jan Schakowsky) called last week. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:30 a.m., and got to Chicago at 8:33 a.m.

I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois , but she couldn't understand the concept of time zones... Finally, I told her the plane went fast, and she bought that. 

7.  A New   York lawmaker, (Jerrold Nadler) called and asked, ''Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?'' I said, 'No, why do you ask?'

He replied, ''Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I'm overweight.. I think that's very rude!''

After putting him on hold for a minute, while I looked into it. (I was dying laughing). I came back and explained the city code for Fresno , Ca. is (FAT - Fresno Air Terminal), and the airline was just putting a destination tag on his luggage.. 

8.  A Senator John Kerry aide (Lindsay Ross) called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii . After going over all the cost info, she asked, ''Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii ?'' 

9.  I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman, Bobby Bright from Ala. who asked, ''How do I know which plane to get on?''

I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, ''I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them.'' 

10.   Senator Dianne Feinstein called and said, ''I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola , Florida . Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?''

I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola and fly on a commuter plane.

She said, ''Yeah, whatever, smarty!'' 

11.   Mary Landrieu , La. Senator, called and had a question about the documents she needed in order to fly to China . After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded her that she needed a visa. "Oh, no I don't. I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those.''  

I double checked and sure enough, her stay required a visa. When I told her this she said, ''Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express!'' 

12  A New Jersey Congressman (John Adler) called to make reservations, ''I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York ..''

I was at a loss for words. Finally, I said, ''Are you sure that's the name of the town?''  

'Yes, what flights do you have?'' replied the man.  

After some searching, I came back with, ''I'm sorry, sir, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a rhino anywhere."

''The man retorted, ''Oh, don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!''

So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, ''You don't mean Buffalo , do you?''

The reply? ''Whatever! I knew it was a big animal.''

Now you know why the Government is in the shape it's in! 

Could ANYONE be this DUMB? 

YES, THEY WALK AMONG US, ARE IN POLITICS, AND THEY CONTINUE TO BREED.  

I don't write it, I just offer it for your consideration. Like manure, you just gotta spread it around. 

Short Video: Microscopic Footage of Cancer Cells Being Eliminated by Cannabis Oil

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Short Video: Microscopic Footage of Cancer Cells Being Eliminated by Cannabis Oil

Posted By: Watchman
Date: Thursday, 27-Nov-2014 08:17:05

“slowed the growth of lung cancers, breast cancers and a virus-induced leukemia in laboratory mice, and prolonged their lives by as much as 36%.” The information was suppressed and people were incarcerated for up to decades for using or selling the harmless, absolutely miraculous medicine from 1974 to 1998 (and further on, as you know). In 1998, another study came out from Madrid’s Complutense University that indicated THC can cause cancer cells to die, and unlike chemotherapy the THC kills nothing but the cancer cells, leaving the brain of course completely unharmed. Just think about all of the people who died of cancer, or were paralyzed or injured in whatever way from chemotherapy. Aren’t we so much more collectively awake now? Our desire for prosperity and good health, and the frustration we should feel with the establishment and federal government for criminalizing cannabis and keeping secret this information is such a powerful fuel for the total legalization of cannabis in America. With the idea that knowing this is fuel to motivate us to push for total cannabis legalization, please share this information with absolutely as many people as possible. http://massreport.com/video-mindblowing-microscopic-footage-of-cancer-cells-being-eliminated-by-cannabis-oil/

POOFness for NOV 26: Mid-week

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POOFness for NOV 26: Mid-week

Posted By: hobie [Send E-Mail]
Date: Wednesday, 26-Nov-2014 21:33:42

In Response To: POOFness for NOV 2: "The Republic" (hobie)

Hi, Folks - Received via e-mail: ===== Subject: Fwd: Mid-week From: 2goforth@Safe-mail.net Date: Wed, November 26, 2014 9:07 pm To: 2goforth@Safe-mail.net  HI ALL WELL, THIS LAST WEEK HAS BEEN A BIT EXHAUSTING KEEPING UP WITH ALL THE CHANGES COMING DOWN, AND THE PROLIFIC PURPLE PIGS THAT FLY ARE MIGHTY BUSY WITH THE DETAILS OF THE RESET. MASSIVE EFFORTS IN LAW ENFORCEMENT (THE REAL STUFF) IS TAKING A HUGE LEAP FORWARD WITH MANY MANY ARRESTS OF PROGRESSIVELY BIGGER GUYS. WHEN THE PIGS COME A’KNOCKIN, THEY COWER AND SHRINK OWING TO FEAR WHAT PEOPLE MAY THINK (REMEMBER THE RHYME?). THERE IS NO ROCK BIG ENOUGH TO HIDE UNDER FOR THESE GUYS, AND THEIR POLITICAL OR OTHER CAREERS ARE OVER. NO MORE STEALING IS WHAT IS COMING DOWN. SOME PURPLE PIGS COME DRESSED IN UNIFORM. SOME COME DRESSED IN A SUIT, AND SOME IN T-SHIRT AND JEANS. ALL ARE HERE TO DO THE JOB FOR OUR HUMANITY, AND MY HAT IS OFF TO THEM. ESPECIALLY DEAR SNUFFLES. THE RED DRAGONS IN THE USA HAVE STARTED PROJECT FUNDINGS. OTHER FAMILY FACTIONS ARE SETTING UP PROJECT FUNDING INFRASTRUCTURE. ALL ARE GETTING READY FOR THE BIG PUSH FORWARD, AND GET THIS BLUE BALL OF OURS CLEANED UP AND WORKING PROPERLY AGAIN. WE ARE ALSO GETTING PREPARED AND WE WILL BE READY IN JANUARY FOR FULL FORMAL FUNDINGS. OUR INFRASTRUCTURE IS COMING ALONG NICELY, AND WE TOO ARE FUNDED BY GRAND FATHER FOR THESE ITEMS, BESIDES OUR OTHER FUNDINGS COMING FROM THE EFFORTS OF THE EUROPEAN ROYAL FAMILIES. IN OTHER MATTERS LIKE THE RV ETC, THOSE ELEMENTS OF THE RESET ARE WELL ADVANCED (NOW THAT THE TRN IS ALIVE), AND ALTHOUGH I DO NOT HAVE TOO MUCH INFORMATION AS TO THE EXACT TIMINGS, BE PREPARED FOR THESE ANYTIME REALLY, BUT CERTAINLY IN JANUARY/FEBRUARY ALL OF THESE ITEMS SHOULD BE COMPLETED, OR CLOSE TO IT. THE WORLD IS CHANGING IN FRONT OF OUR EYES, BUT IT IS NOT A FIVE MINUTE JOB SO DO NOT DESPAIR IF IT DOES NOT HAPPEN TOMORROW. IT HAS TAKEN DECADES TO GET TO THIS POINT, AND WE ARE DAYS/WEEKS AWAY NOT MONTHS/YEARS SO TO SPEAK. SO I GUESS WHAT I AM SAYING IS THAT I AM VERY HAPPY WITH THE PROGRESS I SEE, AND TOUCHED WITH DEEP HUMILITY FOR THE EFFORTS OF ALL THE OTHERS ON THE FRONT LINES FOR THEIR SACRIFICE AND EFFORTS FOR ALL OF US. I WONDER HOW WE CAN HONOR ALL OF THEM WHEN THE TIME COMES…. Dear Susan, I feel that Zap and Tony/DC are both correct in their last missives. Could this be the "last" ploy of the cabal/M-I Complex to wait until the Currency Exchanges occur and then use EO 13303 to take back all those funds for their own use? And does EO 13303 apply to only FRNs or would it include TRNs as well? A sting operation just before the TRNs are introduced to the citizenry of the US? Can you answer this as soon as possible as the CE is "planned" to be released in the next two weeks. Thank you. Blessings to you and staff J WHEN THE RESET CHANGES ARE FULLY IMPLEMENTED, UNFAIR, ARCHAIC, DETRIMENTAL, AND OFFENSIVE TO HUMANITY LAWS, DECREES, ORDERS, AND OTHER MECHANISMS OF CONTROL WILL BE “ADJUSTED”. ALL I CAN SAY. SO WE WILL HAVE WELL-ADJUSTED INDIVIDUALS IN THE GARDEN PATCH YOU MIGHT SAY… Dear Zap, I hope you haven't closed your Dial-A-Dinar kiosk yet. There are allot of people out there making calls on the RV announcement and they really do need an appropriate place to make their calls. Plus, I am sure you could use the extra change. After all, we all need change. Blessings, G NO NO NO…THAT SERVICE IS STILL ACTIVE AND MAKING ME GAZILLIONS SO CONTINUE USING PLEASE…JUST TO REMIND EVERYBODY, THE FOLLOWING NUMBERS ARE WORKING AND READY TO RECEIVE CALLS FROM YOU. AND THE BEST PART IS, IS THAT YOU DO NOT EVEN HAVE TO SPEAK OR INTERACT WITH ANYBODY…JUST LISTEN AWAY! FOR SENSELESS RUMORS, DIAL 1 ($0.99) FOR IRRESPONSIBLE RUMORS, DIAL 2 ($9.95) FOR INCREDIBLE RUMORS, DIAL 3 ($14.95) FOR ABSURD RUMORS, DIAL 4 ($19.95) FOR IDIOTIC RUMORS, DIAL 5 ($24.95) FOR HILARIOUS RUMORS, DIAL 6 ($49.95) FOR BIZARRE RUMORS, DIAL 7 ($89.95) FOR BELIEVABLE RUMORS, DIAL 8 ($149.95) FOR REALISTIC RUMORS, DIAL 9 (4 EASY PAYMENTS OF $49.95) IN ADDITION, WE ARE PROVIDING FINANCIAL SERVICES FOR LONG TERM SUBSCRIPTIONS TO THIS SERVICE AT NOMINAL 24% OR MORE COMPOUND INTEREST RATES JUST LIKE YOUR FAVORITE BANK, SO YOU TOO CAN FEEL AT HOME. Hi, T- Maybe. :) But could as easily be someone else. Zap's not working alone, I'm sure. Blessings. H *************************************************************************** > > ZAP? > > Hi H, > > Have you seen this > HYPERLINK "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckhFVYwVGB0&feature=youtube_gdata_player" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckhFVYwVGB0&feature=youtube_gdata_player > yet? > > Sounds like the assistant Dave is talking about may be ZAP, what do > you think? > > Kind regards, > T THANKS FOR THE VOTE, BUT NO, DAVE HAS FAMILY BACKING FROM ANOTHER DIRECTION, AND THAT IS ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL TO SEE. FROM THE GROUND UP IS SO IMPORTANT AS THE OTHER MODEL OF TOP DOWN IS PARTICULAR TO MAJOR INFRASTRUCTURE PROJECTS, AND LEAVES OUT THE LITTLE GUYS LIKE US. SO THIS SHIFT IS IN KEEPING WITH THE FAMILY WAY OF DOING THINGS AND HELPING FROM THE GRASS ROOT LEVEL…VERY COOL. TO CLARIFY, I AM ON BOTH SIDES OF TOP DOWN AND BOTTOM UP. THE FUNDING THAT IS AVAILABLE TO ME IS LARGE ENOUGH TO TAKE CARE OF BOTH, ESPECIALLY THE MAJOR GLOBAL RECONSTRUCTION PROJECTS. OXYGEN PRODUCTION, OZONE HOLE PLUGGING, RADIATION CLEANUP, WATER REMEDIATION, ETC ARE THE PRIME EXAMPLES OF THE TOP DOWN. IT HELPS ALL OF US, BUT NOT FROM THE BOTTOM UP SIDE. THE BOTTOM UP WILL ALSO BE DONE BY WHAT I AM DOING WITH A FEW OTHERS ON MY TEAMS IN SIMILAR FASHION TO DAVE. WE NEED MORE DAVES OUT THERE DOING THE SAME THING AND THAT IS SOMETHING WE HAVE BEEN CHARGED WITH….TO CREATE MORE DAVE STRUCTURES FOR THE DISSEMINATION OF BOTTOM UP HELPING HANDS. ABSOLUTELY CRITICAL TO DO THAT SINCE THE WORKLOAD IS SO GREAT IN THAT DIRECTION THAT IT WILL TAKE MORE THAN A THOUSAND SUCH STRUCTURES TO EVEN BEGIN MAKING A DENT IN THE PROCESS. AT THE END OF THIS EXERCISE, OUR HUMANITY WILL BE WELL HELPED, AND ABLE TO SUPPORT THEIR FAMILY UNITS (THE ALL-IMPORTANT NUCLEAR FAMILY STRUCTURE – REMEMBER THE 50’S? – FAMILY MEANT SOMETHING SPECIAL THEN). SO YES, ALL THAT I HAVE BEEN ALLUDING TO OVER THE LAST YEAR OR SO IS COMING TO FRUIT. WISH JAMES WAS HERE FOR THIS, BUT HE IS…UPSTAIRS AND GRINNING. THE PROJECT SIDE IS COMING FULL BORE ON US NOW, AND THE SIDE ISSUES OF THE RV, PPP, GCR, ETC ARE ALL WORKING IN TANDEM TO CREATE THE CIRCUMSTANCE FOR THE RELEASE OF THE PROJECT FUNDINGS – WHICH ARE HERE AND NOW. TANGIBLE FINALLY. AS I SAID BEFORE, THE MONEY IS IRRELEVANT AS IT IS ABOUT PEOPLE NOW. THERE IS JUST TOO MUCH MONEY AVAILABLE FOR ALL THE PROJECTS WE CAN CONCEIVE OF. MOST IMPORTANTLY IS THE CRITERIA OF THE PROJECT SIDE, AND I STRESS AGAIN: “WHATEVER HELPS, MAKES SENSE, AND DOES NO HARM” SIMPLE COMMON SENSE RULES. SO, I HAVE REVEALED A BIT MORE HERE THAT I COULD NOT BEFORE IN RESPECT OF THE SCOPE OF UNDERTAKING WITH MY SIDE, BUT I GUESS IT IS TIME IN A WAY ALTHOUGH I WOULD HAVE LIKED A BIT MORE TIME TO ORGANIZE. HAVING SAID THAT, WE ARE ALMOST FULLY ORGANIZED, AND THE FUNDS WILL BEGIN TO FLOW RATHER SHORTLY NOW. I CAN STATE WITH PERFECT ALACRITY THAT WE WILL BEGIN FORMAL FUNDINGS AFTER JANUARY 15, 2015. I NEED TO HAVE OUR TEAMS HAVE A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS AND TAKE A LONG BREAK TO BE REFRESHED AND READY FOR THE WORK AHEAD. SNUFFLES THE MUCH-LESS-PISSED OFF AMERICAN PIG HAS TURNED A CORNER, AND IS GRINNING AGAIN. I SHOULD HAVE SOME MORE GOOD NEWS BY THE WEEKEND IF ALL GOES WELL, BUT WE ARE ALL WELL ON OUR WAY. GOOD NIGHT AND GOD BLESS AND HAVE A VERY HAPPY THANKSGIVING!. ZAP “GOD IS; I AM; WE ARE” “BE GOOD, BE LEGAL, TELL TRUTH” November 26, 2014 Copyright ZAP 2014 PS: THIS WAS HANDED TO ME TO READ, AND IT IS ABSOLUTELY FASCINATING:  HYPERLINK "http://www.globalresearch.ca/vladimir-putin-marginalized-at-g20-in-brisbane-imagine-mr-putin-takes-center-stage/5415130" http://www.globalresearch.ca/vladimir-putin-marginalized-at-g20-in-brisbane-imagine-mr-putin-takes-center-stage/5415130 Vladimir Putin Marginalized at G20 in Brisbane? – Imagine – Mr. Putin Takes Center Stage Those ‘too big to obey’ – not succumbing to the rules of the Anglo-Saxon game plan – will be shunned, like Mr. Putin and to a lesser extent China’s President Xi Jinping – shunned by Washington – and, of course, by its lackeys. China enjoys still some clout that Russia is missing thanks to her sheer population and economic strength. China has bypassed the US in terms of GDP earlier this year, as the world’s number one economy. Nevertheless, under his self-declared ‘pivot to Asia’, Obama is not missing an opportunity to harass and humiliate China, from the new military base in Darwin, Australia, to the Transpacific Partnership (TPP) treaty, a Free Trade Agreement, under which Obama wants to exclude China, to a huge US navy presence in the South China Sea which will supposedly increase from the current 50% to 65% of the total US navy fleet by 2015. The G20 are playing dangerous games. Fortunately, Mr. Putin is a great diplomat. He doesn’t fall into the trap. Imagine – at the next G20 summit the unaligned among them, at least a handful of nations, simply don’t show up. They would go into opposition, so to speak; declaring a silent absenteeism – representing the wordless peoples of the world. What a powerful message that would send around the globe! Vladimir Putin eventually left the G20 summit before it ended – a 17 hour trip home, “I have to work on Monday – no worries, my Finance Minister will attend the final dinner” – and off he went. He was coming home as a hero, applauded for showing the G20 his brave statesmanship, as compared to the spineless lot of EU minions. Now imagine a possible alternative. Mr. Putin, instead of walking out straight, takes center stage, responding to these senseless lies and accusations about Ukraine by publicly divulging the facts. “Ladies and Gentlemen – our common interest should be the truth – disseminating the truth as best we know it, and we have the best intelligence to provide us with the facts. Instead, western media are full with self-serving lies and propaganda. The latest target is Russia. There is the downing of the Malaysian MH17 plane, the so called annexation of Crimea – and foremost Ukraine. On the MH17, there is plenty of evidence, even acknowledged by OSCE that the plane has not been shot down by Russia, nor by Russia-sympathizers in Novorossiya; that the plane was not hit by a surface-to-air missile, but was most-likely sprayed by gunfire from a Kiev air force plane of the type SU-25, therefore clearly pointing to the Poroshenko Government. As far as Crimea is concerned – just read up on Russian history. This peninsula was part of Russia for at least the last 350 years. Crimea’s population, about 90% of Russian origin, has overwhelmingly voted to rejoin the Russian Federation. The Kremlin has merely accepted their vote.” Vladimir Putin went on to talk about Ukraine, a country that also had hundreds of years of Russian history. It is so rich in natural resources and agriculture that throughout the Soviet Union it was considered the breadbasket of Russia. Most Ukrainians have still close ties to Russia. – “You can imagine, ladies and gentlemen, Ukraine has closer links to Russia than have Mexico and Canada to the United States. So, how would it feel, Mr. Obama, if Russia were to initiate anti-Washington propaganda and unrest in these two nations? – Nevertheless, you know this very well, Mr. Obama, your Government with the help of the EU and NATO has orchestrated the coup of a democratically elected president of Ukraine on 22 February this year.” The Russian leader reminded the audience of Madame Nuland’s overheard telephone conversation with the US Ambassador in Kiev, boasting of the more than 5 billion dollars invested in Ukrainian Regime change, even talking about the new heads of government they were going to put in place. A statement she later repeated to the Washington Press Club. “The reasons for taking over Ukraine” – Mr. Putin continued – “as we know, are many – the country’s richness in natural resources, agricultural potential, US oil giants eager to frack for gas – and foremost, bringing yet a new NATO base at Moscow’s doorstep. – You, Mr. Obama, are the first one to understand Russia’s discontent, since you would not like to see Russia setting up military bases in Mexico, or anywhere in the Caribbean. – Why do you claim exceptionalism for the United States of America?” “Yet, Russia has not stopped your Kiev adventure, Mr. President, other than providing the savagely besieged Donbass population with humanitarian aid, while your intelligence and NATO forces are supporting the Kiev army with weapons and strategic advice. – Do you know, Mr. Obama that Mr. Poroshenko’s troops, whose predecessors fought for Hitler, today strengthened by NATO, are viciously torturing and killing the pro-Russian east-Ukrainian population? That since the beginning of the conflict way more than 4,000 people, including women and children have been killed and more than 1.2 million people have fled to Russia? – Wouldn’t a Russian military intervention be a natural reaction to stop this western supported bloody civil war? – Of course, it would. And you Mr. Obama – all of you in this room know it, but are unwilling to admit it. – Well, I make it easier for you, by giving you once more the facts.” With a pause of silence, Mr. Putin let his last words sink in. “And one more thing the G20, Masters of the Universe, should know – Ukraine is just a peon on a square of a much larger chess game – a war game that has become unavoidable for the United States as wars are highly profitable – and – today the US economy depends on them – a war game that strives for Full Spectrum Dominance, as your generals, Mr. Obama, like to call it. They will not shy from killing millions to reach their goal, Washington’s goal – a One World Order, controlling the world’s resources, the world’s nations, their people – and their economies. We the G20 minus one, plus the voiceless billions, have the power to stop this hegemonic bloodletting. But we must be bold and dare to stand up for our collective rights.” “Thank you for listening.” With these last words, Mr. Putin left the audience in awe. He rushed out to the airport to fly home – where he has work to do. Thanks for any help your able to give as we continue to give all we can to keep you up to date...please go to paypal.com...acct: goneforthfornow@gmail.com via friends and family. If there is a problem please contact us at 2goforth@safe-mail.net ...consultations are on going. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours. Blessings, Susan Love and Kisses, "THE OFFICE OF POOFNESS" Susan and Staff  ===== --hobie *************************************************************************

THINK BEFORE YOU DONATE!

Just a reminder ...

A timely reminder before our generous spirits open up our wallets     THINK BEFORE YOU DONATE! SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT BEFORE YOU MAKE CONTRIBUTIONS:   As you open your pockets to do a good thing and make yourself feel good, please keep the following facts in mind: The American Red Cross President and CEOMarsha J. Evans' salary for the year was $651,957 plus expenses MARCH OF DIMES It is called the March of Dimes because only a dime for every 1 dollar is given to the needy. The United Way President Brian Gallagher receives a $375,000 base salary along with numerous expense benefits. UNICEF CEO Caryl M. Stern receives $1,200,000 per year (100k per month) plus all expenses including a ROLLS ROYCE. Less than 5 cents of your donated dollar goes to the cause. GOODWILL  CEO and owner Mark Curran profits $2.3 million a year. Goodwill is a very catchy name for his business. You donate to his business and then he sells the items for PROFIT. He pays nothing for his products and pays his workers minimum wage! Nice Guy. $0.00 goes to help anyone!  Stop giving to this man. Instead, give it to ANY OF THE FOLLOWING GO "GREEN" AND PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE IT WILL DO SOME GOOD: The Salvation Army Commissioner,Todd Bassett receives a small salary of only $13,000 per year(plus housing) for managing this $2 billion dollar organization. 96 percent of donated dollars go to the cause. The American Legion National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary. Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth! The Veterans of Foreign Wars National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary. Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth! The Disabled American Veterans National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary. Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth! The Military Order of PurpleHearts National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary. Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth! The Vietnam Veterans Association National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary. Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth! Make a Wish: For children's last wishes. 100% goes to funding trips or special wishes for a dying child. St. Jude Research Hospital 100% goes towards funding and helping Children with Cancer who have no insurance and cannot afford to pay. Ronald McDonald Houses All monies go to running the houses for parents who have critically ill Children in the hospital. 100% goes to housing, and feeding the families. Lions Club International 100% OF DONATIONS GO TO HELP THE BLIND, BUY HEARING AIDES, SUPPORT MEDICAL MISSIONS AROUND THE WORLD.THEIR LATEST UNDERTAKING IS MEASLES VACCINATIONS (ONLY $1.00 PER SHOT). Please share this with everyone.

Pregnant Turkey

 Pregnant Turkey

   Last year at Thanksgiving,  my mom went to my sister's house for the

traditional  feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided

to play a trick.  She told my sister that she needed something from

the store.
   When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the  oven, removed the

stuffing,stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the

turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey.She then placed the bird(s) back in the

oven.
   When it was time for dinner, my sister  pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
   With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, 'Patricia,  you've cooked a pregnant bird.'
   At the reality of this horrifying news,

my sister started to cry.  It took the family two hours to convince

her that turkeys lay eggs!

Yep..................SHE'S

BLONDE

Four Natural Supplements Improve Blood Circulation In The Legs

Four Natural Supplements Improve Blood Circulation In The Legs

Posted by JB Bardot

There are a variety of natural ways to restore blood circulation to the legs using supplements, herbs and certain foods. Many people suffer from circulatory difficulties that result in limited blood supply to the legs. This can be caused by a number of different conditions such as autoimmune disorders, cardiovascular disease, peripheral artery disease, Raynaud’s or constriction of the capillaries. Certain supplements and herbal remedies may cause side effects, so always consult a your natural health practitioner before starting new treatments.

Inositol

According to the University of Michigan Health System, Inositol hexaniacinate has been found to improve blood circulation to the legs of people suffering from autoimmune diseases such as Raynaud’s. Inositol is a derivative of niacin which is one of the B vitamins. It needs to be taken in extremely high doses so should never be self-administered. Always consult a healthcare practitioner familiar with using inositol regarding individual dosage.

Evening Primrose Oil

Evening primrose oil can be used to improve peripheral circulation to the legs according to the University of Michigan Health System. It is high in omega-3 fatty acids and may inhibit certain chemicals that are known to promote the constriction of the capillaries.

Apple Cider Vinegar and Capsicum

Dr Theodore Baroody describes a method to stimulate blood flow to the legs and feet using apple cider vinegar and cayenne pepper in “Alkalize or Die.” Heat a mixture of 2 cups of water and 1 cup of apple cider vinegar to as hot a temperature as you can stand without causing pain or burning yourself. Sprinkle ½ to 1 whole teaspoon of cayenne pepper into the water and vinegar and mix well. Soak your feet in this mixture for at least 30 minutes. You can also soak a cloth in the mixture and then wrap it around your legs and feet. Some people may experience a burning sensation due to the cayenne pepper. Start with a small amount, and gradually build up the amount of pepper in the mixture until your skin becomes used to its effects.

Hawthorn

Hawthorn has been used as traditional medicine for centuries by herbalists and Native Americans. Hawthorn tones the heart muscle, improves circulation, reduces blood pressure, and strengthens the entire cardiovascular system. As it has the potential to cause side effects, hawthorn should only be used under the supervision of a natural health practitioner or qualified herbalist.

Sources:

http://health.med.umich.edu/healthcontent.cfm?xyzpdqabc=0&id=6&action=detail&AEProductID=hw_cam&AEArticleID=hn-1254008

“The Green Pharmacy Herbal Handbook: Your Everyday Reference to the Best Herbs for Healing“; James Duke; 2002
“Alkalize or Die”; Dr. Theodore A. Baroody; 1991

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*** Iraqi dinar, recently being said *** / TNT Tony's conf. call Cliff Notes version

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*** Iraqi dinar, recently being said *** / TNT Tony's conf. call Cliff Notes version

Posted By: hobie [Send E-Mail]
Date: Wednesday, 26-Nov-2014 16:33:24

In Response To: *** Iraqi dinar, recently being said *** / TNT Tony's conference call (long) (hobie)

Hi, Folks - Found here: http://dinaresgurus.blogspot.com/2014/11/sunny-post-from-tnt-tnt-cc-cliff-notes.html ===== SUNNY POST FROM TNT: TNT CC CLIFF NOTES, 26 NOV Happy and Blessed Thanksgiving TNT!!! This is the highlights of Tony's CC. I will update as call progresses - Sunny **** Caller: How does someone decide which rate is best? . . . they are saying the banks will control how much we get depending on how much we leave with them. How do you work that out? DC: . . I might give X, Y and Z to three different foundations, but the entirety of the amount counts for figuring out the rate. Get a good tax and trust attorney and let them help you when you meet with the wealth manager. Tony: You do the exchange first, and then 72 hours later, you will meet with your wealth manager and THEN they may offer to bump you up if that is suitable. Tony: Iraq announced on Saturday it would be completed by DEC 1st. DC - They have absolutely started the process of pushing through. We worry . . . till it's done. DC - Mon. night it was to go down. Iraq was to do middle of the night their time. US stopped it. Iraq did not take it well and blew a gasket on Tuesday morning. Livid and irate. The US said it was a misunderstanding. REALLY! US said they did not understand how important it was to Iraq. Everyone now on same page, singing Kumbyah! Explanation was US had asked Iraq to do a slow roll out like US is doing. Iraq did not totally agree with that but now looks like that is what they are doing; adjusting cards, paying their hierarchy like our government is doing. Caller: What’s different about this time vs. last year at this time? DC: “Banks continuing to exchange people. I'm kind of frustrated but like this because we know all the systems work. it's been working for thousands so it will keep going. . . .US and Great Britain has been exchanging significant numbers for the last month. . . Commits more and more folks to get this thing done. . . Everybody is prepared for general public at any minute. Banks not working Thanksgiving. IRAQ: DC: Iraq supremely ready, have few more laws passed. Had big meetings in last 2 days. Tons of people from CBI, finance ministry, key heads of all banks as they run thru the final checks and covering what is going to happen NOW TV still running it's happening now and will be completed by Dec 1st. ISIS continuing to be beat back. International Dinar: at major business centers they are now using the Dinar, not the dollar Airport is selling tickets for Dinar. A Tony contact used his MC to buy a ticket based on dinars out of Iraq at the airport and then when he got to his destination pulled $3,000 off his card to prove it was International. Iraq Rates are inconsistent. Some paying $3.58 and some back at the 1100 rate. Still dealing with 5 different currency values. There are 8-9 confirmations this is going on. UNITED STATES: Exchange Timing: could get 800 numbers today, tomorrow but appointments cannot be set before Monday. There were 2 plans and it’s still unknown which will be used. One to start on Dec. 5th and one to run up to Dec.5th. Exchanging rates at $3.58. mid teens, some at $28.50 (???- not sure I heard correctly) Contract rate pool still available and DC was told not to worry about it. All four currencies, Dinar, Dong, Rupiah and ZIM have all been exchanged. Exchange Centers told not to come back to work till Monday. Call centers will be working over the weekend. Exchanging may be at a banking office but not necessarily a bank. DC was told appointments starting on Monday. 800#'s released by Tony only going out thru Twitter. If you call the 800# Tony sends out it will be valid. Be very careful of calling an 800# on a web site. Banks will not post an 800# on their websites. as they want to keep this low profile. They will have brochures with their own 800# in it, which may not be the same # Tony tweets out. FOREX: DC - We don't know when it will be on FOREX. We understand it is to show when public goes through, Jan. 1. We just don’t know which is which right now. OKIE: Tony talked to him yesterday.He has not exchanged as of yesterday. He's hearing very good news. being careful about what he posts. Out of country exchange for American citizens: They have to come home or spouses or family members can exchange for them with a power of attorney. CANADA: Tony received reports yesterday that two people exchanged but not at contract rate. All major Canadian cities will have exchange centers and the delay plan in the US will not apply to Canada. Advised to call your Canadian bank as soon as Tony Tweets here and NO NDA for Canada. CLOSING STATEMENTS: DC: Hope everyone is having a wonderful Thanksgiving! . . . we believe, it’s confusing to us, believe prices in process of changing in Iraq. Some at $3.58 and then right next to them in next booth have a different rate. Nine different independent confirmations . . . of different rates. Absolutely confusing to everybody else, including us. It’s a positive move. . . Our understanding everyone in right locations waiting fo this to go through. Realistic be able to make appointments by Dec. 1st but not exchange before that. Ray: enjoy your wealth Wednesday. Happy Thanksgiving! T- Pam tied up. Would probably say be good to the mods . . . enjoy your day tomorrow. Something going to happen today. No she probably wouldn’t have said that. ( A Tony slip maybe?) Tony: . . . everybody agreeable. Authorized to do it. Heard arguments about CBI, IMF. They wanted freedom to pick their time. Hearing it’s happened and agreed upon. Don’t expect before the 1st. . you can be happy before that but don’t expect before that. . . . get good news we will do an update. . .just now the company called and asked, why we haven’t paid our bill. We’ve heard we are close. 800’s numbers . .. think we will still send out the 800#’s Have a happy Thanksgiving! If something super happens I will tweet it out anyway. Have a good day guys.

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*** Iraqi dinar, recently being said *** / TNT Tony's conference call (long)

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Date: Wednesday, 26-Nov-2014 16:32:01

Hi, Folks - Found at dinardetectives.com/updates: ===== 11-26-14 TNT DINAR CC (Notes by Adept1): Replay 805.399.1500, PIN CODE 409029# http://events.instantteleseminar.com/?eventid=62861808 Tony: Good morning, TNT! Today is Wednesday, November 26, 2014, and I hope you have all have a Happy Thanksgiving. We are only going to have a one-hour call, with one question per caller AND we are ONLY going to take first-time callers as per the Tyrant (Pam). So if you have ever been on the call before, take your hand down so that we can take some new callers today. We want to give these people a change. At some point, the Tyrant should be on the line – she’ probably getting ready for tomorrow like all of you. There are some really good things happening – DC? DC: This is my favorite holiday of the year and I wish everyone the best. Iraq is supremely ready. They have passed a few more laws, verification sessions and big meetings in the last few years. A ton of people from the PM’s office, banks, CBI and the finance ministry are all saying this is happening now. They are running on television that this will be complete by 1. December. ISIL is being beaten back, too. Something that is confusing to us is going on and we don’t understand it at all. However, it’s wonderful, too. Yesterday and this morning, prices have changed further in the major business centers – airports, major chains, etc., are reflecting the new rates as of yesterday. That’s what they are advertising on the boards and screens. We’ve been dealing with five different rates, but now all the major financial movers are reflecting the new international rate of $3.58. This morning, I got seven independent contacts on this, that they are paying for gas and such at the new rate. I had seven confirmations on my side alone. However, the banks are mainly showing the old 1166 rates, so it’s confusing but still a wonderful thing that you can do major purchases at the new rate. Tony: So we had a guy buy airline ticket for 300 dinar, going out of the country, and that is the first time they took dinar for a plane ticket. He did it on his MasterCard, left the country, and at the next airport, he could pull $3,000 off that same MasterCard. He did that last night, and we figured the rate at $3.58 and his card worked both inside and outside the country. They told them the cards would be loaded by today, and that they would be adjusted internationally. They are waiting for some announcement to get everyone on the same rate. They said the process began last Saturday and it will be completed by 1st December. They are making it happen, which is all good news for us! DC: Monday night it was supposed to go down. Iraq said they’d do it in the middle of the night Iraqi time, and the US stopped it. Iraq didn’t take that well, blew a gasket on Tuesday morning, and were livid. We understand in the meetings that they didn’t realize how sincere Iraq was, it was a misunderstanding, and now the major financial institutions are accepting the new rates, such as gas stations and airlines. They are having that slow rollout, which is confounding us, but they are making those changes since Monday night. Now the US is supporting the changes. They are now starting, and until it’s done nobody is breathing easy, but it’s looking good and I love that prices are changing at the major institutions now. Tony: The US wanted to do a slow rollout, paying the VIPs and groups, getting them through methodically. They asked Iraq to do the same thing and even though they didn’t want to do it that way, that’s what seems to be happening. They are doing it by levels right now. Right now, we hear they are going through the hierarchy. DC: That’s what they are doing, yes. So again, Iraq is being well-advised by top Iraqis and other statesmen, and we are grateful to those men and women. The UN keeps trying to press and push, yet keep everyone on calm. They helped resolve the misunderstanding on Monday night. We pray the US guys continue to be in agreement. The banks continue to cash people out in a major way, and although that is frustrating on one level, it’s encouraging that the systems are working, and it commits more people to get this done. We understand that everyone is prepared for the general public at any minute. We have been told the US banks are NOT working over Thanksgiving, but the call centers are working and the banks and exchange centers will take appointments for Monday. Don’t expect exchanges for the general public until Monday. Tony: However, we know more people who are exchanging today and Friday. The system is working and sooner or later they will have to get to us. This is coming! The rates ranged from $3.58 (international) to mid-teens (contract rates) and also a few as high as $28.50. The contract rate pool is still available. Tony: That is yesterday’s payouts. 941 caller: How do we validate that we are going to a real bank location? Tony: You may not go into a bank – not all exchange locations are banks. It will probably be a banking office. All we are going to do is give you an 800 number. DC: Our understanding is the banks want to keep this as low-key as possible, and that’s why they are having us tweet it out, and also there may be brochures. You call the number and they set up an appointment for you. Because it’s an internal loop, that should be great for security. If you call the 800 number we send out, it will connect you to them officially and the bank will give you the information. Tony: If you see an 800 number just on some site somewhere, you’re taking that on yourself. We cannot stop stupid people doing what stupid people do. So get it from our tweet or site. DC: The banks have printed up the brochure with the 800 number, and they will hand it to you at their branches if you ask. Call that number and they will direct you through the process. They will do that on top of sending it out online (through twitter or TNT). Tony: They are trying to get the dinarians through first, the people paying attention, so they don’t want to make it that public. Caller: So will the number you give us on Twitter the same as on the brochure? Tony: Each bank will have their 800 number on the brochure, so it will probably be different than the one we give you through twitter. The 800 number we are give out will send them to a central exchange and then they can choose which bank they want. 201 caller: Will Sterling be available to exchange when the 800 numbers come out? Will the rates be on Forex? Tony: Yes. DC: We don’t know what’s going to happen with Forex – that might not change until 1st January. That has changed so many times we just don’t know. 702 caller: Are they exchanging in Las Vegas? DC: Yes, they are and they will be. 404 caller: I have a super-important question. We haven’t heard from Okie. Is that because he has cashed out? Tony: I talked to him yesterday, and he has not exchanged. He is hearing good news, I can tell you that; he is being careful about what he is posting. 239 caller: This is Ray’s twin down in the Everglades. They don’t talk about me, DC! Tony: I didn’t know about you! If you look like Ray, I feel sorry for you! Caller: I’ve been listening to the call for years, and I’ve been waiting for hours, and none of my friends had a question that I would be allowed to ask. [Appreciation] 405 caller: I have a simple but complex question. We were here last year, been down this road for the last four years or so… what make today’s news different? Ray: The information we shared at the very beginning… DC: Where Iraq is politically, socially and militarily, what they are doing with their own slow rollout and how they reacted on Monday night and Tuesday morning. Also, the US has been exchanging people for 28 days, en masse. Tony: The US and Great Britain have both been exchanging significant numbers since the beginning of November, which locks us in to doing this. That didn’t happen last year at this point. The fact we know people personally who have been paid or with appointments to exchange this week, that gives us confidence as well. What happened yesterday in public between major countries, that gives us confidence that we are light years ahead of where we were last year or last month. The plan for now is 1st and 5th December, those are significant dates for you and me, and those were not in place last year. 360 caller: I finally got through after two years! My question is: my daufghter is studying in Ireland right now. Can she exchange over there? DC: Are you a citizen? That will be the issue. As a US citizen, that could be sticky. Tony: So she has to come home, and you get to see her! Caller: I know she needs money and we are praying for this! Tony: If have you have a card, a credit or debit card, you can get a second card on your account and you can mail that card overnight to someone overseas. They can be used internationally and you can transfer money from card to card. If she is over there and needs money, send her a bank card. Caller: How do I exchange for her? DC: The 800 numbers and packet should explain all that. You might need a power of attorney. My deployed friends can have their spouses/parents exchange for them. 951 caller: Happy Thanksgiving! Back in November last year when the politicians were being exchanged, they promised the public we would have a better rate, and then we will sweep the past under the carpet. Now it seems like a low rate – why is that? DC: One of the major points ‘we are the people’ got agreement on is that a decent percentage of those getting the contract rate will be the general public, and that is still the plan. I checked yesterday. Caller: I hope we get this thing for sure by 1. December; this roller coaster is a pain! 239 caller: Is the Global Currency Reset still in play? Have they been exchanging the dong as well as dinar. DC: It’s been on and off, but we understand that people we know are exchanging have exchanged all four currencies. Skype caller: I am a first-time caller, and I have a question. What would keep the banks pushing this back further and further? Tony: It’s not the banks doing it. DC will explain exactly who is doing this, and what made yesterday’s meeting make things a bit different today. DC: Good question. The short answer is that a large number of folks putting this off are just being jerks, but others say they are forcing Iraq to grow up. They have done many actions they have been asked to do, and they are being snowed with ‘good ideas’ instead of shooting the darned thing. On Monday night, Iraq gave an organized response to assert their position, and the US agreed and backed off. Therefore, we believe that Iraq having more force behind this means they can no longer be divided and conquered. They are united now in pushing forward. Tony: What they asked for and how they presented themselves, the US could have said, “You have grown up and that’s what we wanted to see”; what the US actually said was, “Okay, we cannot argue against that, we agree”. 416 caller: I’m from Toronto and I have a Canada-centered question. Tony: We got calls from two people who exchanged in Canada yesterday, international rates, but they did exchange. Caller: In previous calls, we were told you would tweet or text out the 800 numbers. Canadians are concerned that because we are not US citizens, can we cross the border and exchange in the US? Or if we have to wait for Forex, could our notes become ‘stale’ and useless, like in Kuwait? DC: I firmly believe the Canadian government has a process for their citizens, with exchange centers in all major cities, and following that just exchange at any bank as soon as the rest of the world exchanges. Tony: You are lucky because there is a delay plan here in the US. As soon as the 800 numbers come out, that is your signal as well. DC: NDAs only apply to contract rates. All the exchange centers/banks at international rates will not have NDAs. 908 caller: Happy Thanksgiving. 817 caller: Are we still due to exchange by 1st December? Did anything change? DC: We know they are prepared this at any moment. We don’t think those listening to us will exchange prior to the 1st, and many will be fine if it goes a few days longer. We are waiting for the public in Iraq to go and then we will be good. Tony; They are telling their people in Iraq that this will be COMPLETED by 1st December. We have been told the exchange centers will not be operating over the weekend, but the call centers will be open, so that people can make their appointments starting on the 1st. The call centers will take calls even while the exchange centers are closed. 407 caller: First-time caller, but listening for years. One thing I’d like to ask about is the process for those with dinar within a self-directed Roth IRA. How will that be managed? DC: It depends on your trust company and how they work. They all have different rules for 401k participants. On mine, they physically hold the dinar, and they then have to exchange it for me. Others give you control of the currency, but you have to write down everything you do with it, and you have to follow their rules. Caller: I don’t have my physical dinar, and can’t get my hands on it directly, so I don’t know how this will work. It gets complicated because it’s an out-of-state depository. DC: They will have to do that for you, and I have to pay $75 per hour plus a $100 one-time fee for those who have gold, hard assets, currency or whatever. 832 caller: I have waited almost two years to get through! I need to put some pieces together here. We have different tax rates, plus these other currencies. How does someone decide which rate is best if they are setting up foundations and churches to help other people. Now they are staying the banks will control how much we get depending on how much we leave with them; if the bank says we’ll give you X amount if you keep money with us for Y amount of time… How do you work that out, especially if you are close to retirement? Tony: You want us to answer an hour’s conversation in two minutes! DC: Get a really good trust attorney to help you. How long you want to keep it there depends on the conversation you have with individual wealth manager. Talk to the wealth manager about what you want to give and what you want to have the bank invest for you. It’s more about who controls it than how it’s divided up. I might give X, Y and Z to three different foundations, but the entirety of the amount counts for figuring out the rate. Get a good tax and trust attorney and let them help you when you meet with the wealth manager, more than the first exchange appointment when they are pushing us through the chute. Once you get over the emotional part, it will be calmer for everyone. Tony: You do the exchange first, and then 72 hours later, you will meet with your wealth manager and THEN they may offer to bump you up if that is suitable. Okay, DC, we’re done! DC: We believe there is a slightly confusing situation where prices are changing in Iraq. In some places they can buy things at the $3.58 rate while next door it’s different. We have nine independent confirmations from Iraq at the new rate, even though they had to pay different rates on their next purchases. This is a very positive move and we expect things to change quickly. It is a realistic possibility to make appointments before the 1st, and more likely you will change after that. Ray: Continue to enjoy Wealth-seeking Wednesday and Happy Thanksgiving! Tony: Pam is tied up but she would say “Be kind to each other, and have a good Thanksgiving!” The meeting yesterday was great and everyone is agreeable and authorized to do it whenever Iraq decides. They get to pick the time. Don’t expect to be rich before the 1st of December, which is Monday. Enjoy Thanksgiving. If we get some good news, we’ll have a call on Friday. The company has asked us to pay the bill! We are just that close to the 800 numbers. The procedure may have changed again this morning, but I think we’ll still send out the 800 numbers. If something fantastic happens, I will tweet it out anyway! Enjoy your day.