25 Older Adult Truths1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?6. Was learning cursive really necessary?7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.10. Bad decisions make good stories.11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.23. As soon as you find something at the grocery store that you really like, they will either move it or the company will discontinue it.24. The driving of all the other people on the road has become markedly worse in the past few years.25. The first testicular guard, the “Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.Life just gets better as you get older, doesn't it?And lastly:
I was in a Starbucks recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod with headphones.... and how was your day???This is what happens when old people start using technology!!!
Wednesday, December 31, 2014
25 Older Adult Truths
Tuesday, December 30, 2014
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Shooting the Biggest Guns Money Can Buy | The Big Sandy Shoot
Most Americans Want Independent Prosecutors to Handle Killer Cop Cases
Overwhelming numbers also support police wearing cameras
Despite the social and political division over the Michael Brown and Eric Garner cases, recent polls show most Americans want to hold police accountable when they kill unarmed citizens.
When it comes to the behavior of cops, according to a Washington Post poll, Americans hold “an almost-unheard-of amount of consensus.”They want independent prosecutors who are not politically linked to city government and police departments.
“What’s a little more surprising, though, is the consensus on another issue related to the Ferguson and Eric Garner cases: independent prosecutors,” reports the Post. “The poll shows about the same percentage — 87 percent — support having these outsiders handle cases in which unarmed Americans are killed by police.”
Additionally, 86 percent of those polled “support requiring patrol officers in their areas to wear small video cameras while on duty — a finding in line with other polling on this subject.”
The issue of police accountability in the wake of Ferguson and Staten Island is so politically divisive the federal government has stepped in.
Earlier this month, the Obama administration convened a task force on community policing. The administration is proposing “a three-year $263 million investment package that will increase use of body-worn cameras” and adding “more resources for police department reform.”
Public and political consensus, however, may not result in substantial change, as the Post notes.
“As we often caution, though, it’s best not to hold one’s breath.”
AL SHARPTON'S GOT TO GO!!
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MSNBC SHOULD FIRE AL SHARPTON By Coach Dave Daubenmire
December 30, 2014
NewsWithViews.com
This is going to be short, sweet and to the point, but first I need you to understand that I am not claiming to speak for black men, but for Christians of all hues.
Al Sharpton is a fake ‘Reverend’. He displays no fruit of Christianity. He is a racial arsonist.
There is a double-standard in America alright, but unfortunately it plays to the advantage of the black-racist provocateurs. Can anyone explain to me how Al Sharpton can still have his job at MSNBC?
Can you imagine the outcry if any white media figure had lead marches and protests that ended up causing the death of two minority Americans?
Al Sharpton should be fired from MSNBC.
Do you remember when Rick Sanchez was fired from CNN for what he said?
Do you remember what they did to Don Imus when he called some of the women on Maryland's basketball team “ nappy-headed ho’s?”
Do you remember what they did to Paula Deen when she allegedly made racist comments?
Do you remember the attempted lynching of Phil Robertson when he quoted the Bible in regards to homosexuality?
Do you remember how they tried to destroy the Benham Brothers and their business merely because of the Biblical positions that they espoused?
All of the above lost their jobs because of something they said. Nothing any of them said got anybody killed.
Al Sharpton has a long history of “affirmative absolution.” He gets away with what he says only because he is black.
Al Sharpton is the national leader of the Black KKK. If Sharpton had a son, he would look like Barack Obama.
Where is David Duke's national “news” program? When did you last see the late Fred Phelps of “God Hates Fags” fame sitting in for Sean Hannity on Fox News?
It is unthinkable. Only racist black ‘Reverends’ get a free pass when inciting lynch mobs against the cops. Al Sharpton is a college drop-out. He is a fake-reverend, and he is a race pimp.
It is time to demand that MSNBC fire the pied-piper of racism, Al Sharpton.
He doesn't represent black America. He represents black thugs. I partner with godly men of color all across this land. I know many godly black Reverends, and Al Sharpton is no Reverend.
Christianity unites. Al Sharpton divides. His fake Christianity is an affront to all followers of Jesus.
Al Sharpton has the President's ear. He sits at the table with the Mayor of New York. They obviously approve of his divide and conquer approach to Christianity. He owes nearly $5 million in back taxes.
Reverend Jonathan Gentry should have a show on MSNBC. So should Reverend James David Manning, Reverend Mychal Massie, Reverend Jesse Lee Peterson, or Reverend E. W. Jackson.
Who made Sharpton the “go-to” guy on all things black? He is Obama's Racism Czar.
Al Sharpton has spent the past four months stirring up racial division in America. Neither the case of Michael Brown nor the case of Eric Garner had anything to do with race.
“Hands up, don't shoot” is a lie. Sharpton knows that. Holder knows it. Obama knows it. Yet they all support the race baiting of fake “Reverend” Sharpton.
Al Sharpton is an evil man. He has no business fanning the flames of racism on ANY national television network.
Sharpton has made a great living off of holding folks accountable for what they say. He is in hiding right now waiting for this storm to pass, hoping “affirmative absolution” is still in play for what he has ignited.
For years they have blamed the “rhetoric” of pro-lifers for the death of abortionists. Sharpton wants to say that rhetoric doesn't matter. Yeah, right.
Let's do to Sharpton what he has done to others. What is good for the goose is good for the gander. As his partner in racism, Rev. Jeremiah Wright, so famously said, Sharpton's “chickens have come home to roost.”
(Isn't it amazing how so many of the black race pimps hide behind the term ‘Reverend’.)
I am a Christian, and Al Sharpton doesn't speak for me any more than he speaks for blacks.
Enough of the double standard. We are working on a plan. I am tying my shoes right now getting ready to head to New York.
It is not his race that offends me...it is his 'religion'. Will you join me and my friends in bringing pressure on MSNBC?
Fake-Reverend Al Sharpton's race-colored Christianity can no longer be tolerated.
HEY! HEY! HO! HO! AL SHARPTON'S GOT TO GO!!
We are serious. Watch this video.
Dave Daubenmire is a veteran 35 year high school football coach who was spurred to action when attacked and sued by the ACLU in the late 1990รข€™s for praying with his high school football team. After a two year battle for his 1st amendment rights, the ACLU relented and offered coach an out of court settlement.
Challenging the "church of the Status Quo", Pass The Salt Ministries is calling Christians to wake up and engage the culture. By taking the fight to the enemy, Coach Daubenmire has become a recognizable voice in the media as he is an unashamed, articulate, apologist for the Christian worldview. A popular, high-energy speaker, Coach Daubenmire's motivational lectures, laced with powerful and relevant Scripture, is challenging Americans all across the country.
Web: www.CoachDaveLive.com
E-Mail: coach@ptsalt.com
MSNBC SHOULD FIRE AL SHARPTON By Coach Dave Daubenmire
December 30, 2014
NewsWithViews.com
This is going to be short, sweet and to the point, but first I need you to understand that I am not claiming to speak for black men, but for Christians of all hues.
Al Sharpton is a fake ‘Reverend’. He displays no fruit of Christianity. He is a racial arsonist. There is a double-standard in America alright, but unfortunately it plays to the advantage of the black-racist provocateurs. Can anyone explain to me how Al Sharpton can still have his job at MSNBC?
Can you imagine the outcry if any white media figure had lead marches and protests that ended up causing the death of two minority Americans?
Al Sharpton should be fired from MSNBC.
Do you remember when Rick Sanchez was fired from CNN for what he said?
Do you remember what they did to Don Imus when he called some of the women on Maryland's basketball team “ nappy-headed ho’s?”
Do you remember what they did to Paula Deen when she allegedly made racist comments?
Do you remember the attempted lynching of Phil Robertson when he quoted the Bible in regards to homosexuality?
Do you remember how they tried to destroy the Benham Brothers and their business merely because of the Biblical positions that they espoused?
All of the above lost their jobs because of something they said. Nothing any of them said got anybody killed.
Al Sharpton has a long history of “affirmative absolution.” He gets away with what he says only because he is black.
Al Sharpton is the national leader of the Black KKK. If Sharpton had a son, he would look like Barack Obama.
Where is David Duke's national “news” program? When did you last see the late Fred Phelps of “God Hates Fags” fame sitting in for Sean Hannity on Fox News?
It is unthinkable. Only racist black ‘Reverends’ get a free pass when inciting lynch mobs against the cops. Al Sharpton is a college drop-out. He is a fake-reverend, and he is a race pimp.
It is time to demand that MSNBC fire the pied-piper of racism, Al Sharpton.
He doesn't represent black America. He represents black thugs. I partner with godly men of color all across this land. I know many godly black Reverends, and Al Sharpton is no Reverend.
Christianity unites. Al Sharpton divides. His fake Christianity is an affront to all followers of Jesus.
Al Sharpton has the President's ear. He sits at the table with the Mayor of New York. They obviously approve of his divide and conquer approach to Christianity. He owes nearly $5 million in back taxes.
Reverend Jonathan Gentry should have a show on MSNBC. So should Reverend James David Manning, Reverend Mychal Massie, Reverend Jesse Lee Peterson, or Reverend E. W. Jackson.
Who made Sharpton the “go-to” guy on all things black? He is Obama's Racism Czar.
Al Sharpton has spent the past four months stirring up racial division in America. Neither the case of Michael Brown nor the case of Eric Garner had anything to do with race.
“Hands up, don't shoot” is a lie. Sharpton knows that. Holder knows it. Obama knows it. Yet they all support the race baiting of fake “Reverend” Sharpton.
Al Sharpton is an evil man. He has no business fanning the flames of racism on ANY national television network.
Sharpton has made a great living off of holding folks accountable for what they say. He is in hiding right now waiting for this storm to pass, hoping “affirmative absolution” is still in play for what he has ignited.
For years they have blamed the “rhetoric” of pro-lifers for the death of abortionists. Sharpton wants to say that rhetoric doesn't matter. Yeah, right.
Let's do to Sharpton what he has done to others. What is good for the goose is good for the gander. As his partner in racism, Rev. Jeremiah Wright, so famously said, Sharpton's “chickens have come home to roost.”
(Isn't it amazing how so many of the black race pimps hide behind the term ‘Reverend’.)
I am a Christian, and Al Sharpton doesn't speak for me any more than he speaks for blacks.
Enough of the double standard. We are working on a plan. I am tying my shoes right now getting ready to head to New York.
It is not his race that offends me...it is his 'religion'. Will you join me and my friends in bringing pressure on MSNBC?
Fake-Reverend Al Sharpton's race-colored Christianity can no longer be tolerated.
HEY! HEY! HO! HO! AL SHARPTON'S GOT TO GO!!
We are serious. Watch this video.
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WARNING. NewsWithViews.tv may change the way you think.
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Dave Daubenmire is a veteran 35 year high school football coach who was spurred to action when attacked and sued by the ACLU in the late 1990รข€™s for praying with his high school football team. After a two year battle for his 1st amendment rights, the ACLU relented and offered coach an out of court settlement.
Challenging the "church of the Status Quo", Pass The Salt Ministries is calling Christians to wake up and engage the culture. By taking the fight to the enemy, Coach Daubenmire has become a recognizable voice in the media as he is an unashamed, articulate, apologist for the Christian worldview. A popular, high-energy speaker, Coach Daubenmire's motivational lectures, laced with powerful and relevant Scripture, is challenging Americans all across the country.
Web: www.CoachDaveLive.com
E-Mail: coach@ptsalt.com
NYPD-Style Assassination Attempted on Durham Police Officer
NYPD-Style Assassination Attempted on Durham Police Officer
Since Officers Rafael Ramos and Wenjian Liu were assassinated in their patrol car on December 20 there have been more than 50 incidents of reported threats against NYPD officers. But the targeting of police is happening all across the country.
On Sunday, officers patrolling in Los Angeles and Pasco County, Florida were shot at in unprovoked attacks, and on Thursday, Durham, North Carolina police officer J.T. West successfully thwarted an assassination attempt eerily similar to the NYPD attack earlier this month.
Had Officer West not noticed the men approaching the rear of his vehicle, things would have ended very differently. And despite the fact that the incident mirrored the NYPD assassination, my colleague Bob Owens over at BearingArms.com notesthat the attack has been largely ignored by the mainstream media:
It’s open season on police, and, sadly, there’s no end in sight.
A Tacticool nutcracker. Merry Christmas all you gun lovers. God Bless
A different version of the Nutcracker Suite...
HOLIDAY EATING TIPS
HOLIDAY EATING TIPS1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the holiday spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare... You cannot find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Holiday party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you’re never going to see them again.
8. Same for pies. Apple, Pumpkin, Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?
9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.
10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Re-read tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner.
Remember this motto to live by: “ life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate and wine in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO HOO what a ride!"
Muslims Busted in Mass Welfare Fraud Against US Taxpayers
Muslims Busted in Mass Welfare Fraud Against US Taxpayers
Last week,
Emad Khalil Karaein, Jawad Khalil-Ahmad Karaein, and Khader Khalil Karaein
pleaded guilty for their roles in a food stamp fraud scheme at the Middle
Eastern Market in Grand Rapids, Michigan that cost taxpayers at least
$1,278,700.
In exchange for the three brothers’ pleas,
charges against two
other brothers–Salah Eddin-Khalil Karaein and Dawood Khalil Karaein–will be
dropped.
According to WZZM, the Middle Eastern Market bagged nearly $736,000 in
Michigan Bridge Card (EBT) program and some $544,000 from the Women, Infant and
Children (WIC) welfare program.
Meanwhile, in Florida,
authorities busted up another multi-million food stamp fraud that
resulted in a guilty plea in federal court last Tuesday by Basem Abualteen, who helped steal over $2.1 million in
taxpayer-funded food stamp funds, reports the
Lakeland Ledger. Shoenekia
Abu-Aish pleaded guilty to involvement in the same scam earlier in December.
Food stamp fraud remains a common
and costly
problem. The explosion of the food stamp program has ushered in what the Wall Street Journal dubbed a “food
stamp crime wave.”
Since January, 2009, the number of
individuals on food stamps in America has skyrocketed from 31.9 million to 46,459,998.
Evidently, Muslims aren’t content to just slaughter innocent
Americans whenever possible. Now they apparently want to rob taxpayers blind,
too — Muslims
in several states have been caught orchestrating a welfare fraud scam that
has cost taxpayers millions. Of course
the ‘government’ enabled this kind of fraud to happen, and the Muslims were
just manipulative enough to play the game. Why exactly charges were dropped
against the other two brothers is unclear — after all, it seems like the state
is just giving them the green light to keep right on stealing.
‘Middle Eastern
Market’ Food Stamp Scam Cost Taxpayers $1,278,700
by27 Dec
2014
Last week,
Emad Khalil Karaein, Jawad Khalil-Ahmad Karaein, and Khader Khalil Karaein
pleaded guilty for their roles in a food stamp fraud scheme at the Middle
Eastern Market in Grand Rapids, Michigan that cost taxpayers at least
$1,278,700.
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Muslims Busted in Mass Welfare Fraud Against US Taxpayers To The Tune
of Over $1 Million Dollars!
Dec, 2014 by Cassy Fiano
Evidently, Muslims aren’t content to just slaughter innocent
Americans whenever possible. Now they apparently want to rob taxpayers blind,
too — Muslims
in several states have been caught orchestrating a welfare fraud scam that
has cost taxpayers millions. Of course
the ‘government’ enabled this kind of fraud to happen, and the Muslims were
just manipulative enough to play the game. Why exactly charges were dropped
against the other two brothers is unclear — after all, it seems like the state
is just giving them the green light to keep right on stealing.Sheldan Nidle - Update for December 30, 2014
Sheldan Nidle - Update for December 30, 2014
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12 Cauac, 17 Mol, 11Ik
Dratzo! We come on this date with more to discuss with you. The various coalitions created by the Light are in the process of finishing their operations to remove the dark cabal from power. These groups are slightly ahead of our jointly agreed upon schedules. We are most pleased with these results. The new Gregorian year promises much as it prepares its final countdown for manifestation before you. This year is finally to make it possible to finish off the cabal and its numerous henchmen. This coming victory is to give you the freedom and prosperity we have long promised you. This time comes with a growing set of responsibilities as well. Gaia expects that you are to honor her. Over the past 500 years, western civilization has spread across your globe like a cancer. It strongly believes that it is the master, and not Gaia. This upside-down view needs to be expunged by you and replaced by one that realizes the importance of creating a society which sees itself as a part of the natural processes of your world. You need to visualize how you are truly partners with this world essence in preserving and sustaining all life on Gaia.
As you develop your new global societies, bear in mind this concept of divine partnership with every planet that you are to dwell on in this solar system. Right now, you need to concentrate on Gaia. When you are reunited with the Agarthans, use their societies as a prototype for establishing a new epoch for humanity. Your new technologies are to terminate any need for the mass farming you currently do. This technology likewise is to end the present way your economies operate. No need for stores, or for that matter, jobs, which take you away from your home simply to earn the monies, you need to survive. Instead, you are to learn to work with one another, to alter how you view “Mother Earth.” Each individual possesses talents. These are to be used to find the joy you need to truly be in ecstasy. When you constantly use your talents to aid your society and sustain your world, you discover an inner joy. This maintains and enlivens you. You gladly join with others to form relationships that sustain each other.
We say this simply to encourage you, and to prepare you for what lies ahead. Long ago, the dark created your societies to serve themselves. Your purpose was simply to do what they wished, or in a lesser way, to emulate them. This is not a natural sequence of events. Thus, you have mostly denied yourself things that were capable of bringing you joy and true knowledge of self. As you move forward into higher states of consciousness, you begin to realize the ridiculousness of such an arrangement. Instead, you require a society where everyone learns to honor each other. This type of society is a natural evolutionary process that normally takes many decades to discover and implement. Our purpose is to have you accomplish this even before you reach full consciousness. This is to be the prime task of our mentors. You first need to rediscover who you truly are and apply it to your realm. This process is to be the prelude to what we call galactic society, where you learn to sustain each other, and your realm.
Such societies permeate our numerous star nations. We have come here to prepare you for the advent of such a society throughout this solar system. As you grow, you are also to learn how various souls have raised their vibrations to where they do not require a physical body. These magnificent Beings are to be found aiding the elementals found on all the worlds, which possess environments harmful to physical life. They also wish to be a part of this new star nation. We are to teach you about life and consciousness as well, to ready you for a truly amazing set of experiences. Each of you has a series of realities where you exist in parallel to yourself. This is how you make decisions based upon your life contract. We are to let your mentors explain this in a more extensive manner. Before we can do this, you are to learn more about the true nature of time and space. To do this, you need to abandon your present concepts that are based purely upon physical reality. Until then, let this brief allusion suffice. Hosanna! Hosanna! Hosanna!
Blessings! We are your Ascended Masters! We arrive with some good news for each of you. Right now, we are watching our associates complete a number of tasks that are to lead you to a new epoch. Now that the Christmas holiday is complete, we are seeing that the various programs are concluding. We fully expect to see the rise of new governances around this world in the coming months. These changes are only the beginning of several new developments which are to drastically change how this world operates. Mostly, governments have been the playthings of the super-rich and powerful. Now these instruments are to represent you. This dramatic change is due in part to your great envisioning. It has taken much longer than originally expected. Meanwhile, Heaven continued to ask its many angelic guardians to accelerate the various readjustments that you needed. This program in turn produced the degree of change which Heaven wanted.
We, Ascended Masters, were required to use our envisioning powers to assist you in this grand task. We welcome your increasing acceptance of the many changes needed to transform this reality. Let us continue to pray and meditate together. A grand design is manifesting in this realm, which is destined to transform us all. We are most pleased by your cooperation. The energy fields have formed, which are to wonderfully forge our new realm. Use this ever-growing energy to bring in your dreams. We wish you freedom, prosperity, and most of all a return to the individual sovereignty and rights given freely to you. Each human on this world is destined to merge with his or her highest living potential. This resultant Being is to work with others to form a most marvelous new epoch for all humanity. It is this entity which is to join with the Agarthans and others to form a new Galactic Federation star nation.
Your future is indeed bright. We see ourselves as mentors for each of you. Together, we are to forge the means to solidify and sustain a galactic-wide peace. We are as well to be the core of a union of galaxies, which are to spread the Light throughout this section of physicality. We rejoice in all that we as a people have had to endure, to achieve this wondrous objective. Long ago the Anunnaki set us on a course that seemed only to bring you eternal difficulties. Heaven intervened and first provided you a way out. We have used this opening to bring humanity to where it now sits. You are blessedly going to go beyond this and return happily to your true state. In this state, you are to learn all about what really transpired over the past 900,000 years. Use this sacred knowledge to advance humanity and to fulfill the remaining prophecies given to us by Heaven. Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Today, we continued our messages. This information is simply to help you. Know how deeply we love you. This realm is indeed beginning a change that is to fundamentally alter your history and bring you a great truth! We are all part of a great Living energy. This energy is part of a great Oneness. This Oneness is destined to bring Love and Light to all physicality. Know, dear Ones, that the countless supply and never-ending prosperity of Heaven are indeed yours! So Be It! Selamat Gajun! Selamat Ja! (Sirian for Be One! and Be in Joy!)
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12 Cauac, 17 Mol, 11Ik
Dratzo! We come on this date with more to discuss with you. The various coalitions created by the Light are in the process of finishing their operations to remove the dark cabal from power. These groups are slightly ahead of our jointly agreed upon schedules. We are most pleased with these results. The new Gregorian year promises much as it prepares its final countdown for manifestation before you. This year is finally to make it possible to finish off the cabal and its numerous henchmen. This coming victory is to give you the freedom and prosperity we have long promised you. This time comes with a growing set of responsibilities as well. Gaia expects that you are to honor her. Over the past 500 years, western civilization has spread across your globe like a cancer. It strongly believes that it is the master, and not Gaia. This upside-down view needs to be expunged by you and replaced by one that realizes the importance of creating a society which sees itself as a part of the natural processes of your world. You need to visualize how you are truly partners with this world essence in preserving and sustaining all life on Gaia.
As you develop your new global societies, bear in mind this concept of divine partnership with every planet that you are to dwell on in this solar system. Right now, you need to concentrate on Gaia. When you are reunited with the Agarthans, use their societies as a prototype for establishing a new epoch for humanity. Your new technologies are to terminate any need for the mass farming you currently do. This technology likewise is to end the present way your economies operate. No need for stores, or for that matter, jobs, which take you away from your home simply to earn the monies, you need to survive. Instead, you are to learn to work with one another, to alter how you view “Mother Earth.” Each individual possesses talents. These are to be used to find the joy you need to truly be in ecstasy. When you constantly use your talents to aid your society and sustain your world, you discover an inner joy. This maintains and enlivens you. You gladly join with others to form relationships that sustain each other.
We say this simply to encourage you, and to prepare you for what lies ahead. Long ago, the dark created your societies to serve themselves. Your purpose was simply to do what they wished, or in a lesser way, to emulate them. This is not a natural sequence of events. Thus, you have mostly denied yourself things that were capable of bringing you joy and true knowledge of self. As you move forward into higher states of consciousness, you begin to realize the ridiculousness of such an arrangement. Instead, you require a society where everyone learns to honor each other. This type of society is a natural evolutionary process that normally takes many decades to discover and implement. Our purpose is to have you accomplish this even before you reach full consciousness. This is to be the prime task of our mentors. You first need to rediscover who you truly are and apply it to your realm. This process is to be the prelude to what we call galactic society, where you learn to sustain each other, and your realm.
Such societies permeate our numerous star nations. We have come here to prepare you for the advent of such a society throughout this solar system. As you grow, you are also to learn how various souls have raised their vibrations to where they do not require a physical body. These magnificent Beings are to be found aiding the elementals found on all the worlds, which possess environments harmful to physical life. They also wish to be a part of this new star nation. We are to teach you about life and consciousness as well, to ready you for a truly amazing set of experiences. Each of you has a series of realities where you exist in parallel to yourself. This is how you make decisions based upon your life contract. We are to let your mentors explain this in a more extensive manner. Before we can do this, you are to learn more about the true nature of time and space. To do this, you need to abandon your present concepts that are based purely upon physical reality. Until then, let this brief allusion suffice. Hosanna! Hosanna! Hosanna!
Blessings! We are your Ascended Masters! We arrive with some good news for each of you. Right now, we are watching our associates complete a number of tasks that are to lead you to a new epoch. Now that the Christmas holiday is complete, we are seeing that the various programs are concluding. We fully expect to see the rise of new governances around this world in the coming months. These changes are only the beginning of several new developments which are to drastically change how this world operates. Mostly, governments have been the playthings of the super-rich and powerful. Now these instruments are to represent you. This dramatic change is due in part to your great envisioning. It has taken much longer than originally expected. Meanwhile, Heaven continued to ask its many angelic guardians to accelerate the various readjustments that you needed. This program in turn produced the degree of change which Heaven wanted.
We, Ascended Masters, were required to use our envisioning powers to assist you in this grand task. We welcome your increasing acceptance of the many changes needed to transform this reality. Let us continue to pray and meditate together. A grand design is manifesting in this realm, which is destined to transform us all. We are most pleased by your cooperation. The energy fields have formed, which are to wonderfully forge our new realm. Use this ever-growing energy to bring in your dreams. We wish you freedom, prosperity, and most of all a return to the individual sovereignty and rights given freely to you. Each human on this world is destined to merge with his or her highest living potential. This resultant Being is to work with others to form a most marvelous new epoch for all humanity. It is this entity which is to join with the Agarthans and others to form a new Galactic Federation star nation.
Your future is indeed bright. We see ourselves as mentors for each of you. Together, we are to forge the means to solidify and sustain a galactic-wide peace. We are as well to be the core of a union of galaxies, which are to spread the Light throughout this section of physicality. We rejoice in all that we as a people have had to endure, to achieve this wondrous objective. Long ago the Anunnaki set us on a course that seemed only to bring you eternal difficulties. Heaven intervened and first provided you a way out. We have used this opening to bring humanity to where it now sits. You are blessedly going to go beyond this and return happily to your true state. In this state, you are to learn all about what really transpired over the past 900,000 years. Use this sacred knowledge to advance humanity and to fulfill the remaining prophecies given to us by Heaven. Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Today, we continued our messages. This information is simply to help you. Know how deeply we love you. This realm is indeed beginning a change that is to fundamentally alter your history and bring you a great truth! We are all part of a great Living energy. This energy is part of a great Oneness. This Oneness is destined to bring Love and Light to all physicality. Know, dear Ones, that the countless supply and never-ending prosperity of Heaven are indeed yours! So Be It! Selamat Gajun! Selamat Ja! (Sirian for Be One! and Be in Joy!)
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DON RICKLES GOES DELIGHTFULLY POLITICAL
DON RICKLES GOES DELIGHTFULLY POLITICAL
Longtime Comedian Pulls No Punches Here!
Slowly, ever so slowly, the masses begin to awaken. Now that it is too late. Now Don, at 84, makes his imaginary address to Congress:
Hello, Dummies!
Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?
Seriously, Senator Reid has a face of a Saint… a Saint Bernard. Now I know why they call you the arithmetic man. You add partisanship, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. Reid is so physically unimposing, he makes Pee Wee Herman look like Mr. T. And Reid’s so dumb, he makes ex-Speaker Pelosi look like an intellectual. Nevada is soooo screwed! If I were less polite, I’d say Reid makes Kevin Federline look successful.
Speaking of the ex-Speaker… Nancy Pelosi, hubba, hubba! Hey baby, you must’ve been something before electricity. Seriously, the ex-Speaker may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. She really IS an idiot.
Charlie Rangel… Still alive and still robbing the taxpayers blind. What does that make, six decades of theft? Rangel’s the only man with a rent-controlled mansion. He’s the guy who writes our tax laws but forgot to pay taxes on $75 grand in rental income! So why isn’t he the Treasury Secretary? Rangel runs more scams than a Nigerian Banker.
Barney Frank… now retired they say. He’s a better actor than Fred Flintstone. Consider that he and Chris Dodd caused the whole financial meltdown, and they’re not only not serving time with Bubba and Rodney, they’re still having their cronies head up the financial system! Let’s all admit it… Barney Frank slobbers more than a sheepdog on Novocain. How did this guy get elected in the first place? Oh, that’s right… he came out of the closet in Massachusetts .. That’s the state that elects Mr. Charisma, John Kerry… man of the Viet Cong people.
You know, if Chris Dodd were any more crooked, you could open wine bottles with him. Here’s a news flash, Dodd: When your local newspaper calls you a “lying weasel,” it may be time to retire. Dodd’s involved in more shady deals than the Clintons. Even Rangel looks up to him!
And you Presidential Press Secretaries, I really respect you all.. Especially given your upbringing ~ all you’ve overcome. I heard your birth certificates are an apology from the condom factory. I don’t know what makes you so dumb, but it really works for you all. Personally, I don’t think you’re a bunch of fools, but what’s my opinion compared to that of thousands of others?
As for President Hussein Obama, what can I say? They say Hussein is arrogant and aloof, but I don’t agree. Now it’s true when you enter the room, you have to kiss his ring. I don’t mind, but he has it in his back pocket.
His mind is open to new ideas… so open that ideas simply pass through it. Obama lies so much, I was actually surprised to find out his first name really is Barry or Barack or something? Just don’t ask about his middle name! But Obama was able to set a record… He actually lied more in one day than Bill Clinton did in four years
President Obama just completed the UNHOLY and ANTI-AMERICAN TRIFECTA:
President Obama just completed the UNHOLY and ANTI-AMERICAN TRIFECTA:
1st president in 110 years to miss the annual Army-Navy Football Game.
1st president to NOT attend any Christmas religious observance.
1st president to STAY ON vacation after a terrorist attack.
AND ALL IN THE SAME MONTH!
WHAT A GREAT MUSLIM PRESIDENT!!
Bad News About Grandpa
Bad News About Grandpa
An elderly man had a massive stroke and his family drove him to the emergency room.
After awhile, the ER doctor appeared wearing a long face.
“I’m afraid Grandpa is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating,” he said.
“Oh, dear God,” cried his wife, “We’ve never had a liberal in the family before!”
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