LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane
and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights
go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book,
replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk
about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is
no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he
smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me
ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat
the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets,
while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps.
Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified
to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life
after death, when you don't know shit?"