"and to the blind, recovery of sight, to send forth the oppressed in deliverance"

And the SPIRIT of GOD moved over me, then came the WORD of GOD, then thereupon the TIME on the CLOCK read, "2:29 am" and GOD wrote the following:

And then the SPIRIT of GOD moved over me, then came the WORD of GOD, and the TIME on the CLOCK read, "2:31 am" and GOD wrote the following:

Please hear my plea for you to declare your covenant, I am the doorstep, I am the stumbling block.

And then the SPIRIT of GOD moved over me, then came the WORD of GOD, then thereupon the TIME on the CLOCK read, "2:42 am" and GOD wrote the following:

Monday, December 31, 2012

High School 1957 vs High School 2010

Subject: Fw: High School 1957 vs High School 2010

HIGH SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2010

 Scenario 1: 
Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1957 - 
Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 
2010 - 
 School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.   

Scenario 2: 
Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1957 - 
Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up

2010 - 
Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it.

Scenario 3: 
Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.
1957 - 
Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 
2010 - 
Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because Jeffrey has a disability.   

Scenario 4:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt. 
1957 - 
Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman. 
2010 - 
 Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.  

Scenario 5:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school..
  - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock 
 -  The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.   

Scenario 6:
Pedro fails high school English.
  - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college. 
 -  Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher.  English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.  

Scenario 7:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.
1957 -
 Ants die. 
2010 -
 ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents -- and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario 8:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 -
  In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing. 
2010 -
 Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison.  Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.  
This should hit every email inbox to show how stupid we have become!


Anonymous said...

The people who have made these "stupid" rules should all be rounded up, quarantined and evaluated, because these rules are all a bunch of bulls*#t!! Then we'll decide what to do with them, after that!

Anonymous said...

Good freedom solution you have there.... Maybe you should try again??? how about we outlaw teachers and all public employees unions and just fire these folks. You do know that the behavior of these same people is partly our fault for letting them take over our schools 30 years ago. Now we are dealing with the product of those schools indoctrinating a new generation of our kids. They are not stupid they are simply ignorant to liberty. We did this and we must fix it.

Anonymous said...

Just round them up in front of a firing squad and be done with their bullshit.