HMN: Reader, "The American Medical Association has
weighed in on Obama's new health care package."
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(Thanks, d. :) Reader d. sends us: ===== With all that is going on out there, we need every bit of humour we can manage. This is from a friend.... --- The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's new health care package. ? The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, ? Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. ? Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, ... ? Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. ? Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, ? Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. ? Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" ? Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!" ? Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, ? Radiologists could see right through it. ? Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing ? Internists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow. ? Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter" ? Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, ? Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. ? Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, ? Cardiologists just didn't have the heart for it In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the ##### in Washington Take care out there..... ************************************************************************** http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=293865 |
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