An old German Shepherd

An old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about,

he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch

The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep shit now!"

Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with

his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther

is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly,

"Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if

there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in

mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he

slinks away into the trees.

"Whew!," says the panther, "That was close! That

old German Shepherd nearly had me!"

Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the

whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put

this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection

from the panther. So, off he goes.

The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills

the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.

The young panther is furious at being made a fool

of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"

Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther

coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks,

"What am I going to do now?," but instead of

running, the dog sits down with his back to his

attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet,

and just when they get close enough to hear,

the old German Shepherd says...

"Where's that damn squirrel? I sent him off an

hour ago to bring me another panther!"

Moral of this story............... is: 
Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill

will always overcome youth and treachery!

Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and

experience.

If you don't send some to your 'old' friends right

away, there will be fewer people laughing in the

world.

Of course, I am in no way insinuating that you

are old,......rather just 'youthfully challenged'.

ps: You did notice the size of the print, didn't you?