Wednesday, January 14, 2015

How to wash a cat


How to wash a cat
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl...
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and dose the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this!
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a ‘Power-Wash’ and ‘Rinse’.
8. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand well back, behind the toilet if possible, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Yours Sincerely,
The Dog

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

One of the funniest stories I've ever read. For a bit more humor, don't be surprised if your shoes become a catbox for awhile after.

tina said...

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAA I LOVE THIS. THANX THIS MADE MY DAY. I HAD ANIMALS MY WHOLE LIFE AND NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS, IM AT STARBUCKS AND THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD.