Saturday, June 6, 2015

Montana


Montana Style Survivor

Due to the popularity of the Survivor's shows, Central Montana is planning to do its own, titled "Survivor -Montana Style."

The contestants will start in Billings, travel over to Bozeman and on to Butte. Then they will head north to Helena, Great Falls, Conrad and Shelby. From there they will proceed east to Havre and Malta. Then they will go south to Grassrange and Roundup and the final leg will be back to Billings.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay. I'm a Vegetarian. Beer is harmful to Your health. Republicans suck. Hillary in 2016. Deer hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one that makes it back to Billings alive wins. Good luck to all contestants.
















1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Someone at last gets some common sense...Guard the borders.

Don't all those religious texts say that the Babylon, corporation of UNITED STATES gets entirely flattened anyway with places like New York and what not going underwater?

You want to escape this, you had best figure out just what the great desolation Babylon is and why the entire reality TV show entirely sucks and will suck the freedom right out of you in 2016.....