The older we get the wiser we become. Last week I Took down our Rebel flag and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door.
We've disconnected our home alarm system and quit our candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
Bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front yard, one at each corner, plus a black ISIS flag in the center.
Now
the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret
Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.
I've never felt safer and we're saving $49.95 a month.---------------------{:-
3 comments:
LOL That is a great idea. Maybe we should all do the same. Beside can't afford the $49.95 a month!!!!!
I think ADT just found their premium service plan !!
Brilliant!!!! Now you also qualify not to have to abide by O'Bama care and can get all kinds of government aid as a suppressed, oppressed and misunderstood individual. Awesome! Now just get Walmart to make you a great big cake with the ISIS flag on it and send it to the Sheriff's Department with a thank you letter for the wonderful security they are providing your family.
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