Sorry... I've been ill.

I am sorry that I have not been
very responsive lately to your Emails. I have been somewhat
under the weather since my doctors informed me that I have
an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic
White House Fatigue (PIST-AWF).

For those of you who do not know
what that is; PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that is
found to be widespread and highly contagious.

January, 2015 - Doctors at the CDC
released a statement disclosing a new disease that has
already infected over half of the United States and is
anticipated to continue to spread. The disease itself
affects the cells of a person's entire body then goes
dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious
side effects. These side effects have been labeled as
PIST-AWF.



Symptoms include:

* Severe pain of the scalp from
pulling your own hair while viewing your president pander to
Muslim terrorists.

* Uncontrollable heartburn at 8:00
PM during the O'Reilly factor.

* Loose bowels from swallowing the
fact we elected Obama twice.

* Extreme hunger due to vomiting

from nightly seeing terrorists murdering innocent
people.

* Bleeding from the eyes. This is
not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to accidentally flipping
to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a legitimate news
show host.

If you feel you have Post Islamic
Stress Trauma with Apologetic War Fatigue, please notify
your local election board and place your name on the list
for a cure. It is expected, and sincerely hoped, that the
cure will be available in November of 2016.