Don't make old people mad

Don't make old people mad!

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.               

He put a sign up outside that said:  "Dr. Geezer's Clinic. Get your treatment for $500.  If not cured, get back $1,000!"                 

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000, so he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.

      

Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?"                

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."                

   

Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."               

   

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.      

         

Dr. Young:  "I have lost my memory.  I cannot remember anything."               

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."              

Dr. Young:  "Oh, no you don't!  That is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back.
That will be $500."       

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.           

Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak.  I can hardly see anything!!!!              

Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)

Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!         

Dr. Geezer:  "Congratulations!  You got your vision back! That will be $500."       

Moral of story  -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"*

Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off.