My, how times have changed!

 

 

 MY, HOW TIMES HAVE CHANGED!

I used to think I was just a regular guy, but . . . 

 

I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a 'racist.' 

 

I am a fiscal and moral conservative,

which by today's standards, makes me a 'fascist.'

 

I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a 'homophobe.'

 

I am non-union, which makes me a 'traitor' to the working class

and an 'ally of big business.'

 

I am not Islamic, therefore, Islamic folks label me an 'infidel.' 

 

I believe in the 2nd Amendment,

which now makes me a member of the 'vast gun lobby.'

 

I am older than 70, which makes me a 'useless old man.'    
I think and reason, therefore,

I doubt much that the main stream media tells me,

which must make me a 'reactionary.'

 

I vote in favor of borders, language and culture.

Therefore, I'm labelled part of the 'vast right-wing conspiracy.'

 

I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture

which makes me a 'xenophobe.'

 

I value my safety and that of my family

 and I appreciate the police and the legal system,

which makes me a 'right-wing extremist.'

 

I believe in hard work, fair play and fair compensation

according to each individual's merits,

which today makes me an 'anti-socialist.'

 

I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens,

which now makes me a 'militant.'

 

Now, a sick old woman is calling me and my friends a 'basket of deplorables.'

 

Please help me come to terms with the new me . . .

because I'm just not sure who I am anymore!

 

I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt,

new-found changes in my life and my thinking!

 

I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!

 

Funny . . . it's all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!

 

As if all this nonsense wasn't enough to deal with . . .

I'm now afraid to go into either restroom!