Saturday, June 17, 2017

Donald Trump Tours Chemtrail Plane/Promises to Terminate Program

President Donald Trump seen here touring a Boeing 767 airplane outfitted with chemtrail gear.

President Donald Trump seen here touring a Boeing 767 airplane outfitted with chemtrail gear.
Washington D.C — Donald Trump, accompanied by select members of his cabinet, toured a chemtrail-outfitted dispersal airplane at Andrews Air Force Base yesterday afternoon, according to an NBC news report today. The president is fulfilling a promise to end the controversial program and redirect government funding away from geoengineering operations and towards other programs like roads, the aging electrical grid infrastructure and of course his proposed wall between the United States and Mexico.

“Today marks a great day for our country where we turn our backs on the secret poisoning of our skies, and look to a new future with better roads, a secure electrical grid, and a great wall to protect us from Mexico,” said President Trump reading prepared comments out in front of a Boeing 767 which had been retrofitted for chemtrail spraying. “And hear me you, we are not going to let scientists and other elite eggheads tell us about how to control the environment anymore. It’s America first, not the skies first.” He then thrust his index finger into the air like it was a little bitty rocket.

According to a White House insider, Vice President Pence who’s shown an interest in dismantling the public/private chemtrail partnership which includes The Gates Foundation, Monsanto, the EPA, several branches of the military and a man known in the Pentagon as “the Colonel” before he went tits-up, will assume control of the program with the sole goal of turning it off.

“It’s going to be an uphill battle for Pence,” commented NBC News reporter Sharon McDonnel who was covering the event. “The Deep State is ‘hell-bent’, according to one insider, on keeping the program up and running. So Vice President Pence will have to strategically defund parts of the program until it collapses in on itself. The process could take years.”

Anti-chemtrail activists across the country celebrated the decision. Some, including area anti-chemtrail activist Saihra Ramun, believe this is reason to be hopeful.

“I had warned activists that the Trump Administration had a great deal of enthusiasm for geoengineering projects,” said Ms. Ramun reached via telephone. “However I’m encouraged that the President has come out against it. I’m going to be keeping an eye on him to make sure he follows through with this. I think Pence is the perfect choice to lead this effort.”

“Geoengineering has radio in it with the alum. That’s not good incase u don’t know or care since you lefties just want death anyway,” cried one anonymous facebook commenter, seemingly out of nowhere,  “you people support pedophiles like Obama and Clinton. Fine folks you are!! Haha!”

The President will not be able to redirect funding to other projects without involving Congress. He faces a basic rubber stamp of his plan in the House of Representatives, but a steep climb in the Senate, where many Senators favor large-scale geoengineering and population control efforts.


  1. Yeah yeah yeah! We know the ncscooper website is satire! In most things even satire there is usually some small piece of truth in it. So don't waste your time saying it's satire so we don't have to waste our time approving the comments about it being satire!

  2. and they are talking impeachment for obstruction of justice or is that justus?
    WTF is wrong with the sheeple these days? Chemtrail poisoning?
    With all the crimes and out right obvious treasonous agendas the Clinton's Bushe's and Obama's and all his minions have pulled off over the past 10 to 20 years all business as usual. Here comes someone who is actually doing something, not a shred of proof or evidence, not even anything they manufactured can stand and yet they are claiming impeachment. ??? WTF IS WRONG WITH THE SHEEPLE IN THIS CORPORATE WORLD? If Trump succeeds and actually stops these Acts of War, the rest will be history and all the Obama, Clinton, and Bush lovers can leave the planet just like all the moron idiot hollywierd psycos who said they would leave the country, still here unfortunately, can be the first on the list.

  3. Exactly what has he accomplished? He has nit deported any more illegals than the Obama admin. His executive orders blocking radical terrorists is a sham/show. He already has laws on the books to do this without EO's but refuses to use them. He is perpetuating the perpetual wars. He is filling the swamp higher, not draining it. He has not kept any major campaign promises. When are you going to get he is just another Zionist puppet?

    1. fedupwithignoranceJune 17, 2017 at 6:06 PM

      ANON 5:44 pm - You are obviously VERY OUT OF TOUCH with what is going on in this administration and in this nation as a whole. Trump and team have been working diligently day and night to UNDO ALL the socialist/communist/satanic/ new world order damage done to our nation since before the Bushes came into power in DC. There is no way all the damage can be corrected in the first few months. What has been done to our country over the past 4+ republican and democrat reigns of terror will take time, research and educating the ignorant. You are either a troll or a left wing dingbat putting out your negative vibes, or simply out of touch with reality. Do some research on what was done in this nation since before Bushes came into the Wash DC swamp and all that has transpired since then - maybe you will get the picture. And add to it the FACT that if bozo and hitlery were in this position right now, an outright civil war would already be in process along with martial law, roundups of all patriots/ constitutionalists/Christians/et al with the free trips to the FEMA camps. If you prefer the illegals and 'immigrants' and their sharia law, beheading and DEMANDS for MORE rights, privileges and finances to be provided to them for FREE out of your and my pocket, then seriously consider making a permanent move to the Middle East. And in closing don't show your immaturity coming back with fear porn and bullshit. Hopefully such immaturity won't be published here, taking up space for those who make valuable comments that contribute to the learning of all of us.

    2. This sheeple or troll must be a CNN, MSNBC lame stream media follower

  4. To anyone with half a brain it is obviously true when VP Mike Pence is on Fox News talking about it in the mainstream. Get a brain morans! -xenoverse