Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Update by Sheldan Nidle for the Spiritual Hierarchy and the Galactic Federation - May 15, 2012

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Update by Sheldan Nidle for the Spiritual Hierarchy and the Galactic Federation - May 15, 2012
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Date: Tuesday, 15-May-2012 20:45:12



Update by Sheldan Nidle for the Spiritual Hierarchy and the Galactic Federation - May 15, 2012
1 Cauac, 12 Moan, 8 Manik
Selamat Jarin! We return! Your world is inching ever closer to the sacred shift point. The last vestiges of what needs to be done are now in play. The dark cabalists know that their arrests will shortly commence and so they are busy ramping up global chaos in the vain hope that these imbecilic activities will delay the inevitable. We monitor these goings-on and take note of whom it is who is following these orders to disrupt and distort the fragile nature of various parts of your world. Southern Europe and the Middle East are only two particular trouble spots on your globe. Meanwhile, various financial institutions and national governments are on the verge of collapse, and these constitute the true time bombs that have the dark on tenterhooks. This situation is about to become public and, therefore, news that the dark-controlled media can no longer ignore. This shocking reality will put in train the events that we have long awaited. The new governance is to come into being as the old order is taken down, and the prosperity funding will at long last be delivered!
The momentum toward financial and personal freedom cannot be stopped. A grand upwelling is gathering more and more strength as the days go by. The peoples of Gaia are demanding that the shackles long binding them to their former dark lords be forever severed, to be replaced by an ever-growing freedom coupled with responsible sovereignty which are to restore the precious interactive ties between Gaia and you. This reinstated relationship marks the beginning of the final leg of your journey back to full consciousness. We come at this right sacred moment to assist you openly in reuniting with your cousins from Inner Earth. The Agarthans have long associated with your Ascended Masters and intend, together, to help you in returning swiftly to your natural fully conscious state. We are all one grand family that spans this galaxy and indeed, the whole of physical Creation. This first contact mission is, in essence, a homecoming celebration for you and your extended human family.
Our reunion marks the beginning of a series of working adventures that await your attention. The former Anchara Alliance now finds itself saddled with star-nations whose members wish to recover their Light bodies and so become fully-conscious Beings. Your challenge is to employ your recently gleaned knowledge and wisdom to guide them successfully to their goals, and by so doing, to help move this galaxy to the Light. This grand undertaking sets the stage for what now seems to be the birth of a new organization which is to sustain the peace and move us out even farther into the wide sea of galaxies that make up this sector of physical Creation. Your tireless work will be much honored, and it is this magnificent potential that brought Beings from thousands of nearby galaxies to watch your amazing transformation back into the fully conscious Beings you really are. For our part, we feel especially honored that Heaven has permitted us to mentor you and then welcome you in joy into the Galactic Federation of Light.
This great restoration of your Beingness is a procedure that Heaven guaranteed at the time of your fall into limited consciousness. All the great prophecies of Heaven center upon this one act of restitution. Thus, our first contact mission is both a fulfillment of ancient prophecy and the transformation of this galaxy to Light. We daily bless all in Heaven, and our prayers and rituals ask for your swift return to full consciousness. Every human society in this galaxy has contributed the RNA/DNA that makes you 'You.' You are our most special relatives, who have been away enduring great hardship, but who are now to return to our midst. We understand the reasons for your mistrust and fears; much has happened to you to make you wary of off-worlders. We comprehend this and come in everlasting Love. We wish to inform you of your lost history and to show you the places of forgotten history which can prepare you for all that you need to take on board. It is time for a spiritual graduation and to fulfill a grand destiny!
Blessings, dear Hearts! We are your Ascended Masters! Our associates, with blessed wisdom and direction from Heaven, are nearing the time when they will be directed to take action and transform your world from darkness to Light. Lord Surea, eons ago, set in motion a divine plan. This plan included your temporary fall from grace into the unholy clutches of the dark. This event was permitted only because it would provide you with certain experiences which were to endow you with a wisdom that is to serve you well. Now comes the sacred moment that is to lift you back into the eternal joys of full consciousness. All of us who serve the Light have come to this magic moment when the 'great shift' is to happen. Special Light chambers, purpose-built, have been constructed and are ready to receive you, which will return you to your natural state. We will shortly come into your world and teach you many hidden truths, including the keys to your new divine reality.
Part of this new reality is your reunion with your sisters and brothers from Inner Earth. This is one example of where we can use our powers to help you better understand what is happening around you. Another area that needs restitution is the way the dark has twisted and rewritten many texts that need to be explained again in their original context. This will empower you to be fully ready for the completion of your transformation into full consciousness. This moment is most surely a divine one! Millennia ago, Heaven allowed us to embark upon a road to the profane realms, and here we learned many things, and accepted an undying, divine service to each and every one of you. We are jubilant that our years of service are now to reap a harvest of unending joy, for the dark at this time is to defer to the Light and allow a new world to be born.
We Ascended Masters are dedicated to moving you safely to full consciousness. This pledge has been a point of honor for all of us since the very beginning of your fall into limited consciousness some 13 millennia ago. Our sacred duty was to act as way-showers for humanity, and so we used our abilities to guide and mentor you. The dark employed many wiles to manipulate you and make you think that our teachings and assurances were "pie in the sky." They distorted our words and fudged the truths we represented, and yet these adverse conditions did not prevent us from carrying out the wishes of the divine plan. Now the time is here for us to walk openly among you. We meet often with the dark ones and they know full well that our intentions signal the end of their power over you. We welcome this new epoch, and rejoice in being able shortly to walk among you again.
Today, we brought you another weekly message. It is time for the grand shift to happen which is to transform this reality forever! The Light is pouring in and the time for action is on the horizon. Our Earth allies, the Ascended Masters, and the Agarthans are ready to change this realm from dark to Light. Know, dear Ones, that the countless Supply and never-ending Prosperity of Heaven are indeed Yours! So Be It! Selamat Gajun! Selamat Ja! (Sirian for Be One! and Be in Joy!)
Planetary Activation Organization
http://www.paoweb.com/index.html

Invitation To The Galactic Federation To Help Us

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5-GOkl4VF0


Dear friends,

We're setting up an action that can be done at the speed of light.

We know that our world is ruled by corrupt people, who all work together to keep us under control.

We also know that our world has been visited by benevolent ET species, many of them humanoid, who work together in a huge organization called the Galactic Federation of Light.

Why don't they help us and free us from this corrupt regime that has so many people suffering and starving to death?

Well, from what we understand this is for karmic reasons partly, but the main reason is a universal law called "The Law of Non-Interference". This means that a higher civilization cannot just interfere with a lower one, because the natural evolution will be disturbed then.

This all changes when they are INVITED to come down. Then it's no longer a matter of interfering, it's accepting an invitation.

Well, today, we're officially inviting them. Not on behalf of our corrupt governments, who know about the ET presence but are covering it up, but on behalf of ourselves, as sovereign human beings.

Anyone who is awake, and has evolved spiritually, knows that when you send out a thought, it always reaches its destiny. This is how telepathic communication works, for instance, or prayers. We all have this capability, and today, we're gonna use it.

What we will do, is only one thing. Send out this thought, or something like it, in your own words:

"Dear members of the Galactic Federation, and all higher beings who would like to help us, but cannot do so because of certain universal laws. Please help us. We are INVITING you to. On behalf of myself as a sovereign human being, living on planet Earth, I ask you to come down and help us. We know you have been monitoring and visiting us for ages. We know you have technology that could solve our biggest problems, like hunger, pollution and wars, almost in the blink of an eye. But you felt restricted to help us openly, because of universal laws and our "official" representatives, our corrupt governments, not cooperating with you any time you offered your help. Today, we call it ENOUGH. These corrupt governments are NOT representing us. We are representing ourselves and we're asking you to help us. There has been enough suffering on this planet, we want it to end. Please come down and help us. We will welcome you with open arms, and a loving heart."

That's all you need to do.

When you're done, spread this message as far and wide as you can. Anyone in your environment who you think might be open to this, needs to be invited to join. Spread it through your Facebook pages, your e-mail address books, newsletters, anyway you can. You can be sure that your invitation reaches our galactic friends and when they see the scale on which it happens, they have no other option than to see this as an official invitation from mankind.

It's just a matter of numbers. If 200 world governments say "NO, no, no" to them, but behind them, hundreds of thousands of world citizens are shouting "YES! YES! YES!", who are they gonna regard as representing mankind? Surely, it's us. Today, we make it happen. TOGETHER! Please go ahead and add your voice.

http://galacticchannelings.com/english/please-help-us.html

From a Montana buddy with a sense of humor!!

From a Montana buddy with a sense of humor!!


Proof that you can never underestimate the innovativeness
of American Ranch Boys:

At a high school in Montana, a group of boy students played a PRANK!
They let three goats loose inside the school.
But FIRST they Painted Numbers on the sides of the Goats: 1, 2 and 4..
School Administrators spent the entire day looking for No. 3.
Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.....

And you thought there was nothing to do in Montana!
I sure wish I had thought of that when I was in High School........ 

Crop Circles Decoded: On May 20, 2012 The Return of Quetzalcoatl!

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Crop Circles Decoded: On May 20, 2012 The Return of Quetzalcoatl!
Posted By: Jordon [Send E-Mail]
Date: Tuesday, 15-May-2012 15:28:12

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A recently decoded crop circle predicts the return of the Mayan deity, Quetzalcoatl on May 20, 2012.
East Kennett July 22, 2010 10 pyramids with 5 levels. Middle shows an eclipse and astrological events, transit of Venus, annular solar eclipse visible in the Pacific on May 20th, 2012. On may 20, the Maya sun Kinich Ahau aligns with the Tsab (the sun king will align with the Pleiades ).
On May 20th, during the annular solar eclipse of the Pleiades, the sun, the moon, Earth and the center of the galaxy will align. This is the same alignment that some people expect on December 21, 2012.
Near the center of the formation, there are 16 feathers that refer to the fact that 16 days after the eclipse, the transit of Venus across the sun will occur on either June 5th or June 6th, depending on which side of the Earth you are on.
In East Kennett’s formation, there are 17 feathers beside the eclipse symbol that indicate the same day that Venus will transit across the sun.
Read more and see video: http://in5d.com/return-of-quetzalcoatl.html
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Two Crop Circles refer to important astronomical events in 2012
On May 20, that’s only a few days away, it was painted in 2 Crop Circles in England.
More here: http://www.thetruthbehindthescenes.org/2012/05/15/two-crop-circles-refer-to-important-astronomical-events-in-2012/

Benjamin Fulford---Major purge of US puppets in Japan continuing behind the scenes, Nato terrorist state group being cut off

Weekly Geopolitical News and Analysis20120514: Major purge of US puppets in Japan continuing behind the scenes, Nato terrorist state group being cut off

By Benjamin Fulford

The top US criminal corporate government representative in Japan, Edward Nye, will no longer be welcome in Asia following the release of new information about his links to the March 11, 2011 nuclear and tsunami terror attack on Japan. He is believed to be the author of a February, 2000 CIA report on the Japanese energy sector that stated the following: “In order to prevent Japanese national power from becoming any stronger and to prevent a resurgence of anti-American feeling in Japan it is necessary to put hand-cuffs on Japan’s energy sector over the long term. Nuclear energy now accounts for 30% of Japan’s power production. The most effective counter measure would be to neutralize the main concentration of Japanese nuclear know-how, the Tokyo Electric Power Corporation. TEPCO has Japan’s largest market capitalization and it is a leader of Japan’s corporate and financial world. It is also very trusted by the Japanese people. To prevent Japan from becoming a nuclear power, it is necessary to destroy trust in TEPCO and drastically set back Japan’s progress in nuclear power.” This CIA report was quoted in the November 2002 issue of Zaikai Tenbo, a leading Japanese business magazine.
Many of the top Japanese and Korean agents working for the US corporate government in Japan have already been or are about to be purged and now all “Japan handlers,” working for the criminal corporate US mafia government are being advised to get out of Japan and never come back.
There was also a meeting last week between representatives of the committee of 300, the White Dragon Society and an Asian secret society last week to discuss the new financial system.
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At the meeting, the committee of 300 representative, who we will refer to as J., offered the White Dragon Society a 1200 trillion dollar “Elizabeth Victory Bond.” However, once again, it was not made clear exactly what real world stuff actually backed this astronomical number (remember world GDP is about $75 trillion). The White Dragon Society made a counter proposal which was for an initial donation of $100 million to the White Dragon Foundation to be used to hire experts to begin planning the establishment of a world economic planning agency. Further payments would be contingent on the presentation of detailed, publicly acceptable and concrete development plans.
There was also a lot of discussion about Asian gold stashes. J. claimed that most of the gold in the Philippines was removed after World War 2 and that since more than 50 years had passed the statute of limitations had run out and any claims to historical rights to that gold had thus expired.
There was some heated discussion between the 3 parties on the subject of Chinese gold that was evacuated to the US in 1938. The Kuomintang government of the time was given 60 year bonds backed by that gold and was given solemn promises the gold would be returned in 1998. In fact the Rockefellers, Warburgs, Rothschilds, Mellons, Morgans, Harrimans and other families behind the US Federal Reserve Board never intended to give the gold back. When Nixon restored US diplomatic relations with communist China in 1972, he gave a chunk of that gold to the Chinese communists. Needless to say a lot of mainland Chinese pockets were greased with that gold and the original owners are not too happy about that situation.
A Chinese communist government agent present at that meeting said the communist party considers all that historical gold and treasure in China to be property of the Chinese people. However, he said any Chinese gold taken out of China and deposited in Asia or elsewhere should be used for global economic development and that the Chinese communist government laid no claim on it.
There was thus a general agreement the gold should be used to back the new financial system. J. said the committee of 300 would also accept the use of that gold as a backing for any dollars or euros to be created in the future.
J. who claims links to the Japanese imperial family also had some interesting history to share. He said Japan’s share of the gold removed from the Philippines after WW2 was handled by a Mr. Shimura (no first name given) who was the real power behind post-war Japanese fixers like Yoshio Kodama and Ryoichi Sasagawa. The now deceased Shimura was able to call Prime Ministers and get them to immediately drop parliamentary business to hurry to his side, according to J.
J. was introduced to this writer by the head of a major financial institution who is also a member of an Asian secret society.
Shimura, who was the top committee of 300 representative in Japan, hosted, as students, such Asian leaders as Lee Kuan Yew, Aung San the father of Myanmar Western darling Aung San Suu Kyi, Japan Democratic Party power broker Ichiro Ozawa and Chinese politburo member Li Keqiang among others.
He also said Chinese paramount leader Hu Jintao had a Japanese mother and spent time at Japan’s Waseda University as a student (this is not mentioned in Hu’s official CV). Hu is fluent in Japanese, according to J.
Needless to say, we could not independently verify much of this information and remain wary of the possibility that J. provided this writer with a mix of information and disinformation. However, most of what he said fits in with reports from other inside sources and information available in the public record.
In any case, the battle against the financial mafia that illegally seized power in the West is proceeding well. The situation has reached the point where anybody with access to the internet can see that the G5 terrorist countries (the USA, Germany, France, England and Italy) and their shrinking group of slave states (like the Gulf of Arabia monarchies run by Satanists) are being steadily isolated.
The non-aligned movement that favors world peace now includes over 140 states including the BRICS (Brazil, Russia, India, China and South Africa). The war-mongering NATO group meeting in Chicago this week, by contrast, only includes 28 countries.
These 28 countries as a whole are dependent on financing from the other 140 nations. Jacking up the price of oil sold by NATOs middle-Eastern slave states is just not enough to pay the bills any more. Sabotaging Japan’s nuclear industry and forcing Japan to buy more oil has not been enough either. That is why there is this “world financial crisis,” which is really just a Western world financial crisis.
The whole world has a message to the criminal cabal of Satan worshipping oligarchs who enslaved the West: We want an end to war, an end to poverty and an end to environmental destruction. We also want you to release, in a safe and responsible manner, all the energy and other technology that you have been suppressing. We want you to stop behaving like criminals and become responsible global citizens.


Benjamin Fulford
古歩道ベンジャミン 090-3439-5558 

The Blonde Pilot..

The Blonde Pilot..

This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.

He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day.

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.


And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

She hears a voice over the radio saying:

"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and
 get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.

'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position." 

She says
"I'm 5'4" and I am a Democrat."

"O.K." says the voice on the radio....
"Repeat after me: Our Father. . Who art in Heaven. . . .."

ACLU vs. US Marines





 HOORAH!!

ACLU vs. US Marines  THIS NEEDS TO GO AROUND THE USA MANY TIMES SO KEEP IT GOING! 


If you look closely at the picture above, you will note that all the Marines pictured are bowing their heads. That's because they're praying. This incident took place at a recent ceremony honoring the birthday of the corps, and it has the ACLU up in arms. "These are federal employees," says Lucius Traveler, a spokesman for the ACLU, "on federal property and on federal time.. For them to pray is clearly an establishment of religion, and we must nip this in the bud immediately."  

When asked about the ACLU's charges, Colonel Jack Fessender, speaking for the Commandant of the Corps said (cleaned up a bit), "Screw the ACLU." GOD Bless Our Warriors. Send the ACLU to France !

Please send this to people you know so everyone will know how stupid the ACLU is getting in trying to remove GOD from everything and every place in America May God Bless America , One Nation Under GOD! 

What's wrong with the picture? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
GOD BLESS YOU FOR PASSING IT ON! I am sorry but I am not breaking this one....Let us pray 

 
Prayer chain for our Military...please don't break it
THIS NEEDS TO GO AROUND THE USA MANY TIMES SO KEEP IT GOING

 
Lets put the ALCU  in combat for a few weeks   and then see what their beliefs would be...............Remember their tremendous sacrfice!!!!


Obama - First GAY President

A couple of weeks ago there was an email about a guy who claims OB and he had oral sex
in college.  The man included a photo of the 2 of them (not in the act) and apparently is pushing his story.
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BeginI'm wondering what our sometimes President Obama did to make Newsweek mad enough to out him ?  It's been known all along about his sexual proclivities, but the Media has protected him, so far.  It was easy enough for the media to destroy Herman Cain and cast doubts on Newt, but they never outed their Democrat pal.  Until now.  Why ?

Did you wonder why he pushed the gaying of the military?  Why lately he supports gay marriage?  It's payoff time.

I'll attach the Hillbuzz article that came out a long time ago about him.



Subject: Hillbuzz on Obama being gay
From the beginning, it's always bugged me that there are no girlfriends in Barack Obama's past.  Don't count that fake girlfriend mentioned in his book ("Dreams From My Father").  She wasn't Obama's girlfriend but instead was the dead lover of the book's real author - Bill Ayers.  Ayers undoubtedly mentioned her in the book he ghostwrote for Obama because Ayers had to have realized just how suspicious it looked for Obama to have had no girlfriends in his past. 

The only girlfriend Obama has ever had is the grim-faced, sullen Michelle - and I can't credit the claim he united with her out of sexual attraction.  To me, the real reason has to be that Obama needed Michelle in order to repair his damaged image with Chicago's black community; they were put off by his elitist airs, Harvard education and, most of all, the fact he was half-white.  By marrying a black woman from the South Side whose racist Princeton thesis made it clear how much she hated whites, Obama gained the street cred he needed to entice black voters to support him. 

But there's still that yawning emptiness of no girlfriends in his past.  To me, as a longtime resident of San Francisco, the gayest city in the world, the total absence of females in a man's background means only one thing: he's not attracted to them.  In short, he's gay.  But I can't prove it because (a) none of the media will touch it with a 10 foot pole, and (b) mostly because I don't live in Chicago and thus don't have access to the gossip about Obama's secret life. 

Kevin DuJan of 'Hillbuzz', however, doesn't have that problem.  Not only has he lived and worked in Chicago for many years, he is also as gay as they come. Putting those two facts together, he's just written a post which answers all of the puzzling questions I've been asking myself about the Community Organizer.  Trust me, Kevin's post is a whopper.  And, just for the record, I totally believe it.

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Why won’t the agenda-driven media report on Barack Obama being gay, sexually harassing male actor Kal Penn, and frequenting Chicago bathhouse Man’s Country…you know, the way they leaped to trash Herman Cain with unsubstantiated sexual innuendo?

http://hillbuzz.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ObamaKalPennBoyfriends.jpeg

Posted on November 7, 2011 by Kevin DuJan //

Last week, the agenda-driven, drive-by media trashed Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain with unsubstantiated and poorly sourced sexual innuendo.
This week, let’s all talk about Democrat President Barack Obama being gay, him sexually harassing male actor Kal Penn, and his frequenting of Chicago gay bathhouse “Man’s Country” — using the Left’s established precedent for journalistic integrity when it comes to rumor and gossip.
Fair’s fair, right — in love, politics, and what’s apparently allowable in the 2012 election now that all-out war was declared on the black Republican presidential contender. Why shouldn’t conservatives treat Barack Obama the way the Left treated Herman Cain? If the operating assumption is that anything whispered about by anonymous sources is true about Herman Cain, then I guess everything people in Chicago have talked about for years related to Barack Obama being a closeted gay man into younger Pakistani guys must be true too, right?
During the 2008 election, I campaigned for Hillary Clinton in the Democrat primaries. Repeatedly, I heard over and over here in Chicago that Barack Obama is gay and that his marriage to Michelle is one of mutual convenience.  In the black community, this is called “being on the down-low”, where a closeted gay male weds an often-times gruff and demanding woman (typically without other male suitors of her own) to take public scrutiny off them both and afford the pair a successful life they’d never achieve separately.
There are, apparently, a lot of such relationships forged at Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago — where Barack Obama’s pastor, the Reverend Jeremiah Wright, oversaw the coupling of down-low gay black men with sour and caustic black women.
This apparently happens not just in Chicago at Trinity United, but in black communities all over the country.  Author Terry McMillen and talking-head Star Jones married down-low gay men to benefit their careers and help their public image too.
Black women who marry gay black men are lavished with all the social perks these marriages of convenience afford them, while the men get to go off together on “camping trips”, to “basketball games out of town”, or to other “social events” where they can engage in gay activity with one another secure in the knowledge that no one in the Reverend Wright’s “down-low club” would rat the other fellas out.  You need to understand how much homosexuality is despised in the black community to appreciate both the need for gay black men to stay “down-low” and the willingness of some black women to become “beards” for these men when they think they can benefit from the arrangement in some way themselves (usually because these are difficult-to-deal-with women who were unable to find anyone willing to marry them otherwise).
Oprah Winfrey and her longtime “boyfriend” Stedman Graham were for many years also members of Trinity United Church of Christ, and you can read whatever you may like into that.
In Chicago’s Boystown gay community, older guys who frequented the little dive bars that have been around forever told tales back in the 2008 primaries about Barack Obama slipping out whenever he was in Chicago for romps at the local bathhouse “Man’s Country”. The details given in these accounts of his activities were substantial.  Apparently, he went most often to this Andersonville neighborhood bathhouse on Wednesdays, and while there he was rumored to seek oral sex from older white men.  According to the gossip, Barack Obama would never reciprocate in these encounters, but enjoyed being pleasured by older white guys.  Evidently, he is not a giver and is something of a selfish bathhouse regular when not being the current President of the United States.
This jives with everything Larry Sinclair said about his own sexual encounter with Barack Obama in the back of a limo many years ago. You remember Larry Sinclair, right?  He’s the man the agenda-driven media worked overtime to destroy and did its level best to silence because he posed a direct threat to the narrative the Left needed to push for Barack Obama to elect him president — and needless to say, that narrative didn’t include Barack Obama receiving oral sex from another man in the back of a limo in Chicago.
You need to appreciate that when a Democrat is accused of anything, the Democrat’s accusers are crucified with remarkable zeal in the press; but when someone whispers anything obscene about a Republican, that person is lauded by the “journalists” of the Left as the bravest and most credible person who ever lived…even if that person refuses to give her name, actually state on record what she claimed happened, or provide any sort of corroborating evidence that what she’s alleging is in any way remotely true.
To the media, it’s true just because it was said about a Republican.  Meanwhile, Democrats can always get away with murder. Just ask the Kennedy family about that.
Clearly, we saw this Leftist double-standard (or, non-standard, as the case may be) applied to the mystery woman Politico sourced as Herman Cain’s sexual harassment accuser last week.
So, why can’t we all talk about Barack Obama dating Hollywood actor Kal Penn during the 2008 presidential campaign, and Obama then inventing a strange, nebulous position for the actor in the early days of the Obama administration (just so Penn could abruptly leave his hit TV show and move to Washington to be close to Obama?). Apparently, since Penn then left the White House abruptly after just a few months of work (in a position that was created solely for him) the current President and his down-low boyfriend must have broken up.
Did Barack Obama sexually harass his subordinate, Kal Penn, in the brief time he worked in the Obama White House?
You can speculate about what went wrong between these lovebirds while you’re watching the new Harold & Kumar movie or eating at White Castle.  Because, let’s face it, if there was an (R) after Barack Obama’s name this whole affair with Penn would have been nonstop “news” since 2009…instead of the pervasive sound of chirping crickets we got because Barack Obama’s a (D) — which stands for “down-low”, don’t you know.
Why shouldn’t this week be all about talking about Barack Obama being gay and having sexual misadventures with men, since if it was a Republican president there’s no doubt the agenda-driven media would have been all over this story, regardless of who, if anyone, would go on record to confirm any of it.
You know full well the “journalists” on sites like Politico would have spent the last three years digging relentlessly into a Republican president’s past, repeatedly asking why not a single former girlfriend has ever stepped forward to identify  herself or speak on the record about her past with the man currently in the Oval Office.
Isn’t it strange that the public’s never been introduced to A SINGLE GIRLFRIEND that Barack Obama ever had in high school, college, law school, or the days before he met his
beard
wife Michelle?
Don’t you wonder why the “journalists” of the Left have never done any in-depth profiles of Barack Obama’s male friends from his years at Occidental College in California, talked about his “roommate” while at Columbia, or wondered about any of his social activities through the years?
I know there are endless mysteries centered around a man whose college transcripts, vital records, and other important paperwork were apparently sealed away from the public in an impregnable vault somewhere cloaked in riddles and enigma — never to be seen by human eyes again — but if Barack Obama was a Republican he would have been outed as gay many years ago.
If Barack Obama was a Republican, the agenda-driven media would have hounded him about the nature of his relationship with his “bodyman” Reggie Love.
If Barack Obama was a Republican, the Left would have somehow gotten ahold of his lifetime membership at Chicago gay bathhouse Man’s Country and would have plastered those records across Politico to destroy his political career.
If Barack Obama was a Republican, the press would have quickly interpreted the dearth of girlfriends in his past as evidence of a surfeit of boyfriends and no one at the New York Times would have slept a wink until every Tom, Dick, or Larry in Barack Obama’s little black book was awarded his own reality show to gush about their down-low adventures.
But, Barack Obama is not a Republican, so the agenda-driven media provides him enormous and constant spin to conceal his gay past. It’s really very reminiscent of the old days in the studio system, where PR agents worked aggressively to hide the fact that men like Rock Hudson, Montgomery Clift, Tab Hunter, and even Liberace himself were gay…because the media had a vested interest in these men’s success and it wasn’t on the agenda to expose the truth about them. Instead, the media was complicit in selling the public a mutually beneficial fantasy.
Barack Obama is gayer than Liberace, but you’ll never read about that on Politico — just as you’ll never read about him chain-smoking in the White House, his rampant drug abuse during his twenties and thirties, or the fact he got all Ds and Fs in college (produce his transcripts and prove me wrong on that one).
Because Barack Obama is a Democrat, the agenda-driven media is as committed to promoting a heterosexual, scandal-free image for him, because this is what “journalists” are apparently trained to do for Democrats in school…and it’s expected for them to do if they wish to keep being employed as “journalists” in the Democrat public relations machine we call the media in this country.
Someday, when the Left no longer needs Barack Obama to push the Left’s agenda, this protection will be gone and you’ll spend the last few decades of your life hearing all about Larry Sinclair, Kal Penn, Reggie Love, Man’s Country, Jeremiah Wright’s Down-Low Club, and the many men Barack Obama has been with through the years.  I’m sure a great many books will be written on all of this and a great deal of money will be made by the media companies selling the scandal of it all to the public.
But, for now Barack Obama is the Left’s guy, so he’s getting the full-on Rock Hudson/Liberace protection treatment.
While, of course, opponents of the Left such as Herman Cain are relentlessly attacked with unsubstantiated sexual innuendo in the agenda-driven media’s nonstop effort to discredit and destroy anyone who poses a real threat to Obama’s grasp on power.
If you don’t see what’s really happening here and are someone who’s quick to believe the anonymous and sketchy sources the likes of Politico put forward when it comes to a Republican in the hot seat…then maybe you should spend today coming up with a valid reason for why YOU can’t name a single girlfriend Barack Obama had in his entire life before Michelle and why so much of Barack Obama’s past is so aggressively cloaked in perpetual and deliberate mystery.
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PS — If you ever wonder why Republicans don’t just out Barack Obama themselves, you need to really think about how the Cocktail Party GOP establishment actually works.
There are currently at least two closeted gay sitting Republican United States Senators. There are several closeted gay sitting Republican Congressmen.
All of these men are forever praised in the media for being “bipartisan”, which means they conveniently sell out conservative voters whenever the Left needs them to.
I am 100% convinced there’s blackmail afoot in this, with the quid pro quo being these men get to remain sitting Senators and Congressmen so long as they keep folding whenever Democrats need “bipartisan” votes across the aisle.
It’s no coincidence the closeted gay Republicans are all Cocktail Party GOP establishment types who are more interested in maintaining their own hold on power than ever bucking the system and doing what’s best for this country and their own constituents.
It’s an open secret in the political world that Barack Obama is gay, and that there are plenty of closeted gay Republicans too.  But you won’t hear about any of this because members of the permanent political class on both sides of the aisle don’t want you to hear about it.
AND they all think you are too stupid to ever figure this stuff out on your own.
Even though all the clues are really obvious and sitting RIGHT THERE if you really wanted to piece it together without the media’s help.
© 2011, Kevin DuJan. All rights reserved.


NEWLY REVISED SECURITY UPDATES 01/13/12

BULLDOG75 -NEWLY REVISED SECURITY UPDATES 01/13/12

Bulldog75 "WAYS TO PROTECT YOUR PRIVACY", CRUCIAL SUMMARY FOR YOUR FAMILY PERSONAL PROTECTION: (LAST EDITED BY BULLDOG75, 11-30-11) PROTECT YOURSELF NOW!

The last few years have witnessed an all-out assault on your personal and financial privacy. Credit-reporting agencies, schools, Internet marketers, medical clearing-houses, and dozens of other private organizations, Government all now maintain detailed records on us. The worst offender has been the U.S. government..

DO NOT TAKE THIS PERSONALLY! THIS IS STRICTLY PROTECTION MEASURES AND BUSINESS FOR ONE TO TAKE CARE OF NOW. Herein are Great Ways To Protect Your Privacy:

#1. The first law of privacy is: Keep one's mouth closed, particularly when one is in public, on the phone, or sending faxes or e-mail. DO NOT TAKE THIS PERSONAL; IT'S ALL ABOUT BUSINESS AND YOUR SECURITY!

In fact, electronic communications are now so vulnerable to interception by government agencies, private investigators, and other snoops, that one shouldn't say anything in these communications you wouldn't want published on the front page of the New York Times or recorded by the IRS. One can now get hacked into from your printer. Use separate
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# 2. Don't flaunt one's wealth, particularly if you have a lot of money. If you own a fancy home, make sure it looks as modest as possible from the outside. Don't drive a brand-new luxury car, and don't pay for a new apartment or house in cash.

The IRS regularly searches car-purchase and property records.[/b] If they suspect tax evasion – real or imagined – they can freeze your assets, and seize your car and home. When traveling overseas, you have to be even more careful.

Driving a fancy car or dressing like a "rich" American – i.e., the way you normally dress – can make you a target for robbers, kidnappers and anti-American terrorists. Also limit your credit card use. Every time you use your credit card, thieves could steal the number and rack up huge charges.

It could take months or even years to get it all sorted out. stick with a car no higher than a LEXUS, or one's draws serious attention.

# 3. Shred or burn important documents. The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that it's 100% legal for snoops to rummage through your curbside trash and keep any papers they find.

So never throw any important papers in the trash without shredding them – including bank and credit-card statements, utility bills, letters from Social Security or other government agencies, information from your stock broker, etc.

Make sure and use a cross-cut shredder ($100-$150) which reduces documents to confetti, rather than a less-expensive shredder that cuts paper into strips which can be pasted back together. For ultra-sensitive documents, nothing beats burning them.

# 4. Isolate sensitive computer files from snoops. As we use our computers more and more to keep sensitive records and correspondence, it becomes more important to protect them from snoops.

The #1 threat to your sensitive files is your modem, fax, or DSL Internet connection – anything that electronically connects your computer to the outside world.

Thanks to cookies, e-mail wiretaps, and other techniques, when you're browsing the web or reading your e-mail, snoops at the other end can download files from your computer hard drive.

The only sure way to protect yourself is by keeping all sensitive information on a different computer (or at least a different hard drive with its own, separate operating system) than the computer you use for web browsing.

In other words, you use Computer #1 to browse the web and send e-mail; and you use Computer #2 for word processing, accounting, and storing important information. Computer #1 has no important files or sensitive information.

Computer #2 has no electronic connection to the outside world. To minimize expenses, your two computers can share the same keyboard and monitor, by the addition of a network hub (about $100). Warning; Now as of 11/11 printers can now be hacked into.!!

# 5. Keep your web browsing and e-mail private. Whenever you contact a company or organization on the Internet, the computer at the other end will often insert a "cookie" into your computer – enabling merchants and government agencies to keep track of your web browsing.

The information that can be collected about you in this way is absolutely mind-boggling and includes your name, address, phone number, detailed information on the type of computer you are using, your Social Security number, credit-card numbers, a list of your friends and business contacts, and much more.

To keep your web browsing private, use an anonymous connection service, such as Anonymizer (http://www.anonymizer.com). Another alternative is Hushmail, based in Anguilla, which offers a free e-mail service that allows you to encrypt e-mail using ultra-powerful 1024-bit encryption.

For further protection, encrypt your e-mail, using high-level, 1024-bit encryption software, such as Pretty Good Privacy (PGP). http:// www.pgp.com Zero Knowledge Systems (ZKS) offers software called "Freedom" which also uses 1024-bit encryption and which: Allows you to use multi-pseudonyms that can't be traced to your real name Prevents the receipt of Internet cookies Provides multi-layers of encryption

# 6. KEEP YOUR HOME ADDRESS & PHONE# PRIVATE! This is the single MOST IMPORTANT step you can take to protect your privacy though all items within this POST are urgent for your welfare. Government snoops can't nose around your home, bug your computer, or listen in on your calls, if they don't know where you live or your phone number..

To keep your home address private, rent or buy your home in the name of an out-of-state corporation (Delaware and Nevada corporations are best). Also put your utilities in the name of the corporation, as well as your phone, and magazine and newspaper subscriptions.

This is precisely what TV personalities, professional athletes, and film stars do to protect their privacy. And it's not expensive. A Delaware corporation can be set up for as little as $150 and maintained for $50 a year!

Take your names off your local country tax rolls and replace your name with "property Owner". this is crucial!!!

# 6 B: Receive all MAIL personally addressed to you at a nearby mail drop, such as Mail Boxes, Etc. (about $15 a month), or an Executive Office Service ($50 to $150 a month), or at the address of a friend who owns a nearby business (free). Then use this address for your driver's license and car registration.

Naturally, your car will also be registered in the name of your corporation. Properly set up, a Delaware or Nevada corporation can also dramatically lower your taxes, if you're an independent contractor. (Please consult your attorney.)

For a private home phone, use a company name when setting up a new phone account, rather than your own, and make sure and get caller ID, complete blocking. To add a further level of phone privacy, purchase a prepaid cell phone – such as those offered by Trac Fone through Blockbuster, WalMart, and Staples.

No name, address, credit check, etc. is required to set up an account, and you can buy phone cards for cash to add more time. As of 11/11 WalMart sells iphones for less than $100 and Unlimited internet, text and talk for $55 per month. This is a fabulous rate!!!

#7 A.) (TWO PARTS) . Keep your medical records more private. Information in your medical files can be used to deny you insurance, jobs, and legal benefits. It could be even used by a government just slightly more authoritarian than the one we now have, to take away your children or commit you to a mental hospital.

Unfortunately, each time you see a doctor or check into a hospital or clinic, they will usually demand your Social Security Number, which in turn will be used to file and locate your medical records. You can protect yourself from unwanted snooping by getting an alternative Medical photo ID from ID Network (IDN). No SSN is required, and medical records are kept in your own handwriting. $9.95. Call 1-888-329-3686 or 314-416-7411, http://www.idnetwork.com.

#7 PART B: In the civilized society, we each have a crucial zone of privacy shielding us from outside snooping and control. Privacy is about keeping more of what you earn – protecting the sensitive information in your computer - avoiding being hassled by the IRS or police – protecting your children – and minimizing your chances of a 2 am visit by a machine-gun-toting SWAT team. The battle for your privacy is the battle for your freedom. Ultimately it is a battle we will win. AMEN.

#8. CASHIN : these are suggestions to consider; you decide what to do. The wolves inside and outside the bank can be few to many in different clothing. Your Life and Your Life Savings may be at RISK.

# 9. Do not park in the bank lot. Why show your car tags to others that will jot them down and trace u? A camera can take a photo of you and your tags for blocks away. Take a taxi or rental car to the banks.

# 10.. Go with someone to the bank; spouse, best friend who is a fellow Dinarian. Caps and glasses are nice. Make no new friends at the bank or locally who might discover your fortunes.

#11.. Make an appointment if u have a large investment to cash. Best, not all at one time cash in everything unless u really know what one is doing.

#12. Know your rate before you go. Have a predetermined game plan. Shop your rates. Seek investment angles, advice also from maybe Smith Barney, Scottrade Inc, etc, various options.

# 13. Watch your body language and the banker/tellers as well; everyone is watching whether you want to believe it or not ...who is going to be at the banks? Wolves?

#14.There is NO rush to cash in; supposedly many weeks and option days to have the possible 15% tax advantage with no audits (this is still a rumor; will be confirmed sooner or later next week). Seek competent tax and legal advice.

#15. If your deposit is in an acct "non interest bearing savings acct" seek additional insurance coverage for your entire principal.

#16. SMITH BARNEY or MORGAN STANLEY INC. OR SCOTTRADE INC ET and others can re-insure your accounts somewhere in the $600,000 TO ONE BILLION $$$ range per account. Seek legal advice and the broker / company policies. DO NOT LEAVE SIGNIFICANT LARGE SUMS IN INSTITUIONS UNLESS ITS RE-INSURED; IE: LLOYDS INC.

#17. AFTER MAKING YOUR INITIAL DEPOSIT; TRANSFER IT TO ANOTHER INTEREST FREE CHECKING ACCT WITHIN THE WEEK; SOONER RATHER THAN LATER. THIS PREVENTS WIRE TRANSFER AGENTS AND PAST BANK KNOWING YOUR NEW ACCT #!! (AGAIN, PLEASE FILTER ALL THIS DATA. YOU DECIDE WHICH WORKS FOR U, BUT TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE AND WAITING IS NOT HEALTHY FOR THESE ISSUES AND ACTIONS HEREIN "MAY SAVE YOUR LIFE".

# 18. ONLY USE YOUR PASSPORTS FOR IDS: IT DOES NOT HAVE YOUR HOME ADDRESS, SOCIAL SECURITY # TIED IN: nor ht, wt, color of eyes, color of hair and not tied to your social security #. Avoid using your Drivers License for anything but the cops and court if mandated!

#19. Use UPS postal drop for home address or your attorney's office work address until you get things squared away about physical addresses. Never, ever again use your home address for anything!!! Have your bank statements go to a Po Box! Never let one's attorney know how much money you have.

#20. IMHO, use a "Business Trust" to save your wealth, health and happiness from the tax man. . You will now sleep with peace of mind. Approx cost $1300. Worth every penny and more. Blessings.

I love each and every single one of You.! Blessings, Always.
Updated by BULLDOG75 ON 11-30-11. BEST WISHES.

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Obama appointed two devout Muslims to homeland security posts



Here They Come...this will make your day!

  
                         Kareem Shora                                                   Arif Alikhan 

Well, guys, today the fox is guarding the hen house. The wolves will be herding the sheep!

Obama appointed two devout Muslims to homeland security posts.

Obama and Janet Napolitano appointed Arif Alikhan, a devout Muslim, as Assistant Secretary for Policy Development. DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano swore-in Kareem Shora, a devout Muslim, who was born in Damascus, Syria, as ADC National Executive Director as a member of the Homeland Security Advisory Council (HSAC).

NOTE: Has anyone ever heard a new government official being identified as a 'devout Catholic," a "devout Jew" or a "devout Protestant"...?
Just wondering.

Devout Muslims being appointed to critical Homeland Security positions?  Doesn't this make you feel safer already?? That should make our home land much safer, huh!?

Wasn't it "devout Muslim men" who flew planes into U.S. buildings 10 years ago? Wasn't it a "devout Muslim man" who killed 13 at Fort Hood ?
The question is who is the Department of Homeland Security protected from whom?

This is true...Check snopes 

NO ONE understands THE DEBT CEILING


DEBT CEILING

A friend sent me this: it gave me a chuckle because it makes so much sense.
Democrats don't understand THE DEBT CEILING
Republicans don't understand THE DEBT CEILING
Liberals don't understand THE DEBT CEILING
Conservatives don't understand THE DEBT CEILING
NO ONE understands THE DEBT CEILING

....................... SO - Allow me to explain...

Let's say you come home from work and find there has been a sewer backup
in your neighborhood.


Your home has sewage all the way up to your ceilings.


What do you think you should do? Raise the ceilings or pump out the shit?

Your choice is coming this November. Don't miss the opportunity
!

Wal-Mart vs. The Morons

Subject: FW: Wal Mart vs. the Morons


I know lots of folks don’t like Wal-Mart, but this is fascinating.


This is spot-on.

PLEASE, READ THIS TO THE END. IT IS VERY INTERESTING!!!

Wal-Mart vs. The Morons


1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart Every hour of every day.


2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!


3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.


4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target +Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined.


5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world's largest private employer, and most speak English.


6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.


7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only fifteen years.


8. During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains sought bankruptcy.


9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.


10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had five years ago.


11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur at Wal-Mart stores. (Earth's population is approximately 6.5 Billion.)


12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart.


You may think that I am complaining, but I am really laying the ground work for suggesting that MAYBE we should hire the guys who run Wal-Mart to fix the economy.


This should be read and understood by all Americans… Democrats, Republicans, EVERYONE!!


To President Obama and all 535 voting members of the Legislature


It is now official that the majority of you are corrupt morons:


a.. The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775. You have had 234 years to get it right and it is broke.


b.. Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 74 years to get it right and it is broke.

c.. Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have had 71 years to get it right and it is broke.


d.. War on Poverty started in 1964. You have had 45 years to get it right; $1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to "the poor" and they only want more.


e.. Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965. You have had 44 years to get it right and they are broke.


f.. Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have had 39 years to get it right and it is broke.


g.. The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen our dependence on foreign oil. It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget of $24 billion a year and we import more oil than ever before. You had 32 years to get it right and it is an abysmal failure.


You have FAILED in every "government service" you have shoved down our throats while overspending our tax dollars.


AND YOU WANT AMERICANS TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM??


Folks, keep this circulating. It is very well stated. Maybe it will end up in the e-mails of some of our "duly elected' (they never read anything) and their staff will clue them in on how Americans feel.

AND


I know what's wrong. We have lost our minds to "Political Correctness" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Someone please tell me what is wrong with all the people that run this country!!!!!!
We're "broke" & can't help our own Seniors, Veterans, Orphans, Homeless etc.,???????????
In the last months we have provided aid to Haiti , Chile
, and Turkey..And now Pakistan ..........previous home of bin Laden. Literally, BILLIONS of DOLLARS!!!


Our retired seniors living on a 'fixed income' receive no aid nor do they get any breaks…


AMERICA: a country where we have homeless without shelter, children going to bed hungry, elderly going without 'needed' meds, and mentally ill without treatment -etc,etc.


Imagine if the *GOVERNMENT* gave 'US' the same support they give to other countries. Sad isn't it?


99% of people won't have the guts to forward this.


I'm one of the 1% -- I Just Did


Video: Axis of Evil: Vatican, Federal Reserve and the Rothschilds

The Rumor Mill News Reading Room 

Video: Axis of Evil: Vatican, Federal Reserve and the Rothschilds
Posted By: Lion [Send E-Mail]
Date: Tuesday, 15-May-2012 12:19:00

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Published on Mar 4, 2012 by friendofYahushua
Full credits to bibleortraditions
This video explores the conception and result of the Federal Reserve System. We need to be made aware of how our country does banking business.
Who is really in charge and pulling the strings? The Illuminati? The Federal Reserve? The Rothschilds? Free Masons? The Morgans?
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Axis of evil: Vatican, Federal Reserve and the Rothschilds

http://youtu.be/1VIfYJJVcH4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VIfYJJVcH4

Abbott and Costello humorous rant about unemployment

Abbott and Costello humorous rant about unemployment

We all remember the famous Abbott and Costello humorous rant about Who'se on First, well some creative thinker has come up with a simple way of cutting through unemployment figures that a 7th grader is capable of understanding. If it weren't such a serious problem I think we could all get a laugh out of this.

COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America.

ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It's 8.1%.

COSTELLO: That many people are out of work?

ABBOTT: No, that's 18%

COSTELLO: You just said 8.1%.

ABBOTT: 8.1% Unemployed.

COSTELLO: Right 8.1% out of work.

ABBOTT: No, that's 18%.

COSTELLO: Okay, so it's 18% unemployed.

ABBOTT: No, that's 8.1%...

COSTELLO: WAIT A MINUTE. Is it 8.1% or 18%?

ABBOTT: 8.1% are unemployed. 18% are out of work.

COSTELLO: IF you are out of work you are unemployed.

ABBOTT: No, you can't count the "Out of Work" as the
unemployed. You have to look for work to be unemployed.

COSTELLO: BUT THEY ARE OUT OF WORK!!!

ABBOTT: No, you miss my point.

COSTELLO: What point?

ABBOTT: Someone who doesn't look for work, can't be counted with those who look for work. It wouldn't be fair.

COSTELLO: To who?

ABBOTT: The unemployed.

COSTELLO: But they are ALL out of work.

ABBOTT: No, the unemployed are actively looking for work... Those who are out of work stopped looking. They gave up. And, if you give up, you are no longer in the ranks of the unemployed.

COSTELLO: So if you're off the unemployment roles, that would count as less unemployment?

ABBOTT: Unemployment would go down. Absolutely!

COSTELLO: The unemployment just goes down because you don't look for work?

ABBOTT: Absolutely it goes down. That's how you get to 8.1%. Otherwise it would be 18%. You don't want to read about 18% unemployment do ya?

COSTELLO: That would be frightening.

ABBOTT: Absolutely.

COSTELLO: Wait, I got a question for you. That means they're two ways to bring down the unemployment number?

ABBOTT: Two ways is correct.

COSTELLO: Unemployment can go down if someone gets a job?

ABBOTT: Correct.

COSTELLO: And unemployment can also go down if you stop looking for a job?

ABBOTT: Bingo.

COSTELLO: So there are two ways to bring unemployment down, and the easier of the two is to just stop looking for work.

ABBOTT: Now you're thinking like a Democrat.

COSTELLO: I don't even know what the hell I just said