ZAP / POOFness Mid Week Update "Moving Forward"

Date: Wed, 14 Jan 2015 20:17:09 -0500

HI ALL

THE RELEASES ARE ONGOING, AND RIGHT AFTER MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY, THE VARIOUS ENTITIES WILL BEGIN WORK IN EARNEST ON THE HISTORIC BOND REDEMPTIONS, AND THE RELEASE OF THE OTHER FUNDS I MENTIONED LAST MESSAGE.

THE CONTINUANCE OF THE PROCESSES BODE WELL FOR ALL OF US, AND WE ARE MOVING FORWARD IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

A SIMPLE REMINDER THAT THE TECHNOLOGIES WE HAVE, AND ARE ABOUT TO RELEASED, REQUIRE A DIFFERENT WAY OF THINKING TO BE HANDLED PROPERLY.
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FOR THE LONGEST TIME, WE DID NOT HAVE THE PHILOSOPHY IN LOCK-STEP WITH THE TECHNOLOGY, AND THE RELEASE OF THE GENIE IN THE BOTTLE WITHOUT THE PROPER UNDERSTANDING OF THE GENIE, HAS CREATED MUCH TROUBLE FOR ALL OF US. PRIME EXAMPLE NOW IS FUKUSHIMA.

TALKING ABOUT THAT ONE, THE MOST RECENT REPORTS STATE:

Engineer: Outright failures continue to plague Fukushima plant — “Public may think worst is over… Nothing could be further from the truth” --

Japan TV: New method failing to stop flow of highly contaminated water — Experts: ‘Diluting’ radiation in ocean adds to danger; Spreading it out only makes health damages worse (VIDEO) (1,018)

ABC: ‘Mysterious surge’ in sick marine mammals all along California coast — Infested with parasites, extremely emaciated; “Very seriously ill… in very bad shape” --

 Experts: “We’re extremely concerned right now” — Deaths up 1,500% at rescue facility — ‘Number mystifies officials’ (VIDEOS) (1,949)

Neutron beam seen 13 times at Fukushima — Maybe evidence of nuclear fission or release of plutonium (413)

Unprecedented: ‘Cataclysmic’ die-off of birds on entire West Coast — Beaches covered with dead bodies

 Professor: It’s tragic… never seen anything like this… We ignore it at our peril… Canary in the coalmine for us… Scrambling to figure out what’s going on with ecosystem (VIDEOS) (386)

Fukushima released 13,000,000,000 times more neutrons than initially estimated — “Obvious implication for human health” --

Gov’t: “Neutron radiation is the most severe and dangerous radiation” known to mankind; Can travel great distances

GO SEE: HYPERLINK

"http://enenews.com/outright-failures-continue-plague-fukushima-japan-tv-new-method-failing-stop-flow-highly-contaminated-water-public-thinks-worst-could-be-further-truth-video"

http://enenews.com/outright-failures-continue-plague-fukushima-japan-tv-new-method-failing-stop-flow-highly-contaminated-water-public-thinks-worst-could-be-further-truth-video

WE WHO LIVE IN NORTH AMERICA ARE NOW BREATHING, EATING, AND DRINKING CONTAMINANTS.

THIS WILL KILL US OF COURSE, AND INTERESTINGLY, THE FEW SNIPPETS OF INFORMATION IN REGARD OF THIS CATASTROPHE, RARELY IF EVER MAKE IT INTO MAINSTREAM NEWS.

 IT SEEMS IT IS MORE IMPORTANT TO KNOW IF JUSTIN THE BEAVER HUNTER IS REALLY SAD OVER BEING DUMPED BY HIS GIRLFRIEND.   I HAVE NO WORDS.

Dear Susan and Zap with Poof in mind  --  First of all Thanks to all you do it is highly appreciated ! Will the New Republic really be the start of a new beginning financially and freedom in sight from the oppression of slave dominance we are in ?

Will we be free from Banking Control and able to Invest freely to move money to and fro? No more GMO's and pollution ? Clean up the Government bad voting practices?

Taxes come down so we can move and support our families?
What about Carbon fossil fuel ?

Will the Chinese Family be part of The New Republic to oversee smoothness of the Governance performance continuing ?

THAT’S A LOT TO ANSWER. EACH ITEM IS COMPLEX IN ITSELF.

YES, THE NEW REPUBLIC WILL SIGNAL THE START OF MANY NEW PARADIGMS, AND THE SLAVE ASPECT IS TO DISAPPEAR.

YES, FUNDS MOVEMENTS WILL BE GEARED PRIMARILY TOWARDS PROJECT FUNDINGS.

GMOs AND POLLUTION ARE PROJECT ITEMS THAT WILL BE RESOLVED. GOVERNMENT AND VOTING PRACTICES ARE AN ITEM THAT MUST BE ADDRESSED, AND WILL BE.

TAXES…NO IDEA WHAT WILL HAPPEN WITH THOSE, BUT SOME FORM OF TAX TO UPKEEP THE HIGHWAYS, AND WATER TREATMENT PLANTS, AND SCHOOLS, AND SO ON IS REQUIRED (COMMON SENSE HERE).

CARBON FOSSIL FUEL IS A MISNOMER. OIL IS CREATED DEEP UNDERGROUND ON A DAILY BASIS. IT DOES NOT COME FROM BIG LIZARDS FROM YESTERYEAR.

 NEW POWER TECHNOLOGIES WILL ABOUND. THE CHINESE FAMILY IS NOT HERE TO OVERSEE THE NEW REPUBLIC. THEY ARE HERE TO PROVIDE OUR HUMANITY WITH THE WEALTH REQUIRED TO CLEAN OURSELVES UP.

It is so hard to believe there will be many investors become Millionaires , or Billionaires just off The Currency Exchanges . This is actually mind bending and hopefully The exchanges will be allowed to happen along with The New Republic .

THE NEWLY WEALTHY MAY NUMBER HIGH, BUT NONE WILL BE ALLOWED TO GO OUT AND BUY A COUNTRY, OR A CONTAINER OF GUNS.

 THIS ROLLOUT IS STILL BEING MASSAGED FOR EFFECTIVENESS AND SAFETY.

I been told not for a while yet for this RV to happen you are saying things start Jan 15th. taking place .

ON JANUARY 15, I WILL BEGIN PROCESSING ALL THE PROJECT SUBMISSIONS.

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE RV. THE TIMING OF THE RV IS STILL AN UNKNOWN TO ME, BUT IT IS TO BE SOON.

Hope is an awesome thing indeed and May God guide us into an awareness of a great new start for our Children and Grandchildren to prosper from - Lets clean it all up in togetherness

Praying everyday it all takes place and God Bless you and all that is involved and thanks to the Chinese Family for trying to right a great wrong in the history of Humanity. - StreetSmart

YES AGREE. HOPE IS IMPORTANT TO HAVE. FROM HOPE COMES DREAMS.

FROM DREAMS COMES ACTION. FROM ACTION COMES CHANGE. FROM CHANGE COMES FULFILLMENT OF THE HOPE. THANK GOD FOR THIS.

Hi Zap, Susan and All:   Well that is most interesting - basically we will have no more Zap to kick around anymore?

I COULD LEAVE SNUFFLES TO HANG ABOUT A BIT AND ANSWER QUESTIONS I GUESS.

I WILL NOT BE NEEDED ANYMORE, AND MY WORKLOAD IS GOING TO GO THROUGH THE ROOF.

If so, then we should be rejoicing, but we have learned over the years that this result is evasive. If Zap's recent message is for real, then our resurrection cannot be far behind.

I AM COUNTING ON IT.

If only... but we will still miss the weekly update/motivational speech. Many times we looked forward to Sunday updates - first from Poof, then Zap - as our only means of keeping the faith and hope alive.

IF I GO, THEN YOU DO NOT NEED ME. “WHEN YOU NEED ME, BUT DO NOT WANT ME, THEN I MUST STAY. WHEN YOU WANT ME, BUT NO LONGER NEED ME, THEN I MUST GO”. FROM NANNY MCPHEE.

If we can soon be propelled to the next level of co-habitation and helping others on the planet, however that comes about, then hallelujah!

Our continued hopes and patience to this end are a direct result of the informed and enlightening counsel of Zap and Poof, among all the others we peruse to verify our hopes and give us inner courage in the face of our continued struggles in a world of challenge and sadness.

VERY VERY SOON NOW. THE PURPLE PIGS ARE PREPARING THE CELEBRATION.

If this is truly the time, then thank you for your strength, humor, insight, efforts and passing on the knowledge.  If not, we look forward to reading more of your humbling motivational weekly hope.

Happy trails - we hope for you only the very best, and no cat food! We truly hope to hear from you regarding our dreams, skills and requests for funding, as well as our recent responses to your requests for applicants to work with you.     Sincerely,   M & B

THANKS MUCH FOR YOUR KIND WORDS. IF IT DOES TAKE LONGER THAN WHAT I WAS TOLD, I WILL HANG A BIT. BUT IT ALL LOOKS TO BE A GO, AND WE CAN ALL GET TO THE WORK AT HAND, AND BEGIN MAKING A DIFFERENCE.

S,     Really enjoyed the newsletter. You try and do indeed capture the whole needs of the listening audience.   I appreciate Zap giving Poof his due. The world needs more guys like Poof.

Kudos to both you and Zap.   My questions / thoughts are these:

It appears from Zap’s part the Admiral is about to walk in and this should trigger the F&P. Does this seem like the right assumption?

THERE ARE A NUMBER OF FACTORS AND MILESTONES THAT NEED TO BE REACHED BEFORE THE F&P ARE TRIGGERED. THE ADMIRAL IS PART OF THAT MATRIX OF EVENTS/PRECURSORS.

In my old southern understanding from your input : Hang on to your drawers as this is going down and soon. Also to use your quality meditation to steady your anxieties and maximize our inner knowing. Thanks I will use it.

Despite world events this seems to be on a track to completion and very little can stand in the way. Is this a correct assumption?

ABSOLUTELY.

The start date for the unfolding is January 15, 2015. Would this be a hard date?

Zap’s words:     ZAP’s GOODBYE TO YOU WILL BE COMING SOON, AND I WOULD SAY BY THE END OF THIS MONTH AS WE BEGIN THE PROJECTS AND THE RELEASES TAKE EFFECT.

He, you, DT and all significant others think the funds reach their final destinations by months end……correct?   Your thoughts are appreciated.     J

YES. TOMORROW, JANUARY 15, IS MY START DATE FOR THE PROCESSING OF THE PROJECT SUBMISSIONS. FUNDINGS FOR THE LARGE PROJECTS ON THE BOOKS WILL BEGIN IN ANOTHER WEEK.

PROJECT FUNDINGS FOR ALL OTHER SUBMISSIONS WILL BEGIN IN FEBRUARY AND CONTINUE THROUGH THE YEARS AHEAD. IT IS ONLY THE BEGINNING OF IT ALL.

Hi Zap     Sorry to bother you, i know you are too busy, but your posts are the best (i see at dinar gurus/dinar recaps).

I would like to establish a communication with you to ask about the funds for Historical Bonds.

My platform in HK says that the IMF will release the codes on January 15th, do you confirm?

And so the release of TRN.  I want to do some projects with the funds too! Thank you!

Hope you can answer this question.  Best Regards!     YM

YES, THE IMF AND THE OTHERS ARE CONFIRMING THE CODES AS WE SPEAK.

 THE DISPOSITION OF THESE FUNDS ARE SCHEDULED FOR JANUARY 20 AFTER THE US HOLIDAY.

AND WHEN YOU RECEIVE YOUR FUNDS, AND WISH TO DO PROJECTS, YOU WILL HAVE A CHOICE OF THE PROJECT OF CHOICE.

SO MUCH WORK ON OUR COLLECTIVE PLATE THAT IT WILL BE A JOY PICKING OUT WHAT YOU WANT TO DO.

IT MUST RESONATE DEEP IN YOUR SOUL WHAT YOU DO TO BE EFFECTIVE IN WHAT YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO DO. GLAD YOUR BENT IS IN THIS DIRECTION. MUCH THANKS.

IN CLOSING, THE SWITCHBOARDS AT DIAL A DINAR AND THE OTHER RUMOR LINES HAVE BEEN TREMENDOUSLY BUSY, AND I CAN ALMOST RETIRE NOW ON THE $12 I HAVE MADE.

 I PUT IT INTO BOB’S BANK FOR HIS SUPER TRADE PROGRAM, AND BOB HIMSELF TOLD ME I WOULD BE RICH FROM THE RETURNS, AND BE ABLE TO BUY MANY DONUTS AND COFFEES.

AND BOTH BAMBI AND FLUFFY, HIS REALLY COOL SECRETARIES, AFFIRMED THIS BY CLAPPING THEIR HANDS WHILE JUMPING UP AND DOWN FOR A REALLY LONG TIME…UNTIL BOB LEFT WITH THE MONEY.

IN ETERNAL GRATITUDE.   ZAP

“GOD IS; I AM; WE ARE”   “BE GOOD, BE LEGAL, TELL TRUTH”  January 14, 2015  Copyright ZAP 2013-2015

Thank you, for any help you can give us, as we continue to help you stay informed. Please go to paypal.com via: friends and family thru goneforthfornow@gmail.com ..Namaste, Susan..... if you have a problem please contact us thru 2goforth@safe-mail.net ..consultations continue...S

Love and Kisses,    'THE OFFICE OF POOFNESS'    Susan and Staff

" No one has ever known we were among you - until now."

"...a traveler from distant stars, escaped from a dying world, looking for a way to extend his own life. His body, decaying and weak, he could not prevent his own demise.

Apparently, his whole species was becoming extinct.

So he traveled the galaxies looking for a way to cheat death.

He came to a world rich with Life, where he encountered a primitive race.

Humans...a species which, with all his powers and knowledge, he could maintain indefinitely.

He realized that, within a Human body, he had a chance for a new life.

He found a small boy. Ra took him, and possessed his body, like some kind of parasite looking for a host.

And, inhabiting this Human form, he appointed himself ruler.

There was a rebellion on Earth.

Fearful, Ra outlawed reading and writing...he did not want people to remember the truth."

- "Stargate"

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"From the dawn of time we came, moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives. No one has ever known we were among you - until now."

- Sean Connery "The Highlander"

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"Evil can be defined as any kind of behavior which allows one person to progress, at the overall cost of anothers' material, emotional, or spiritual welfare.

It is a fine line, since almost all of Human interaction is based on some form of manipulation. Either soft manipulation or hard.

The hard form of manipulation that seeks to progress on the losses of others, can - and should be defined as evil.

But we have learned to excuse those who perpetrate evil, to suspend justice, to turn the other cheek, and blind ourselves to the manipulation thrust in our faces on a daily basis.

Some may associate this type of manipulation with strength, but those who exercise this kind of demented manipulation actually gain great pleasure in seeing others suffer and fall.

When we realize the extent of this type of mental and spiritual corruption, we then can begin to take appropriate measures to defend ourselves - and even go on the attack.

We often talk about Humanity, and our service to humanity. But the word 'Humanity' contains the word 'Human'.

If we don't know of the things that make us Human, or are not aware of the sharp distinctions between Human Beings and the other non-human, manipulating entities - there is not much credence in even talking about 'Humanity'.

Humanity must be made up of Human Beings who are aware of what it means to be truly Human.

Most of what we call 'Human' is, as I have demonstrated - alien in nature.

To be truly serving Humanity is to be serving the Human in us.

We serve that end best when we expose what is anti-human in us, and exorcise from our own natures the traits and drives which force us to believe in, and act upon non-human concepts that are totally foreign to us.

We must eradicate the concepts, traits, and drives which poison our emotions, our minds, and our planet.

While we inhabit this planet, each of us has one sovereign purpose, which is to leave the planet, our home, in a better state than we initially found it.

To even begin to accomplish this task, we must first have our own lives in order, and be connected to our own darhma.

That is, we must be living authentically, while being passionately and creatively involved in something which is a true extension of our own uniqueness.

This is man's true religion.

However, the sooner we try to attend to this calling, the time comes shortly when we come into conflict with a force whose motives are diametrically the opposite - that is to destroy, and leave the planet in the worst condition possible.

The serpent masters who visited our planet ages ago, arrived and took over without permission.

They literally invaded our sovereign planet, and interfered with the destiny and evolution of the native inhabitants, while possessing no rightful status to do so, aside from force, entrapment, manipulation, and coercion of Human Beings.

Like so many terrestrial 'illegal alien immigrants', neither these alien species, or any of their progeny have any respect or love for the world they have invaded and occupied.

Their treatment of Earth, their plundering of nations, the decimation of indigenous peoples, and their violations of nature herself, should be taken as ample evidence of their origins.

The Human victims of the Earth must remedy the injustices perpetrated against them and their Home Planet by assertively taking back their power, and exercising their birthright as Humans of the Earth.

Men and women, acting as their own 'immigration officers' have both the right and the responsibility to bring justice upon and expunge these entities who have violated, and continue to violate Universal Law, and Human sovereignty.

These parasitic, predator, invaders have no status or authority of jurisdiction on planet Earth.

The so-called controllers or hidden masters, the secret chiefs and those decedents of the original alien visitors, whose influence and mechanization's have brought untold horrors on the Earth and on Humanity - have absolute no right to hold their 'offices', pass their laws, to exercise command, or to formant wars.

There is no right or justification for these foreign invaders to impoverish, slaughter, enslave, divide, or mislead mankind.

These entities have no right to interfere in any way, with the destiny and evolution of the Earth.

Since these invading entities have usurped the sovereignty of Humankind, and falsely appropriated their authority in the face of their alien status, they must be held totally accountable for every one of their crimes against Human Beings and planet Earth.

The Nephilim of the days of old have never left this planet, and they are not about to 'return to save us from ourselves'. They have never been away, and it is exactly they who create the conditions that plague mankind.

It is the duty of all Humankind to continue to work toward the total exposure and final elimination of these universal dregs.

- Michael Tsarion Quote From "Origins and Oracles" Series

http://youtu.be/yZdup3bBrNI

How to wash a cat

How to wash a cat

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl...
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and dose the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this!
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a ‘Power-Wash’ and ‘Rinse’.
8. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand well back, behind the toilet if possible, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Yours Sincerely,

The Dog

CIA mind-control program: did it really end? By Jon Rappoport

NoMoreFakeNews.com

Follow me on a few twists and turns down the rabbit hole.

Start with this untitled June 27, 1994, document, stored at the National Security Archive at The George Washington University.

It was written by a CIA advisory committee, and forwarded to the Presidential Committee on Human Radiation Experiments, which was preparing public hearings in 1994.

Here is a key quote:

“In the 1950s and 60s, the CIA engaged in an extensive program of human experimentation [MKULTRA], using drugs, psychological, and other means, in search of techniques to control human behavior for counterintelligence and covert action purposes… Most of the MKULTRA records were deliberately destroyed in 1973 by the order of then DCI Richard Helms…Helms testified that he agreed to destroy the records because ‘there had been relationships with outsiders in government agencies and other organizations and that these would be sensitive in this kind of a thing but that since the [mind-control] program was over and finished and done with, we thought we would just get rid of files as well, so that anybody who assisted us in the past would not be subject to follow-up questions, embarrassment, if you will.’”

Helms was not only admitting he destroyed the records, he was stating that the MKULTRA program deployed, through contracts, “outsiders” to carry out mind control experiments. He was determined to protect the outsiders, to keep their identity and work secret. He was also dedicated to preventing these people from exposing the nature of their mind-control work.

Subsequently, some of these “outsiders” have been revealed. But no one really knows how deep, far, and wide the CIA penetrated into academic and research communities to enable MKULTRA.

Helms also stated that MKULTRA was ended. There is no reason to believe this. Therefore, his justification for destroying huge numbers of documents was absurd.

For example: Back in the early 1990s, I interviewed John Marks, author of Search for the Manchurian Candidate. This was the book that exposed the existence of the infamous CIA MKULTRA program.

John Marks related the following facts to me. He had filed many Freedom of Information (FOIA) requests to the CIA for documents relating to their mind-control program. He got nothing back.

Finally, as if to play a joke on him, someone at the CIA sent him 10 boxes of financial and accounting records. The attitude was, “Here, see what you can do with this.”

I’ve seen some of those records. They’re very boring reading.

But Marks went through them, and lo and behold, he found he could piece together MKULTRA projects, based on the funding data.

Eventually, he assembled enough information to begin naming names. He conducted interviews. The shape of MKULTRA swam into view. And so he wrote his book, Search for the Manchurian Candidate.

SNIP

Time Line for the New Republic

Posted on January 14, 2015 by Dan 1 Comment

http://itccs.org/2015/01/09/time-line-for-the-new-republic/

Posted on January 9, 2015

A Time Line for the Establishment of the Republic of Kanata and its Common Law

Thursday, January 15, 2015: The Republic is formally proclaimed and a High Court of Justice is established under common law. This provides the legal basis for common law courts and Citizen Grand Juries to operate under the new jurisdiction of Kanata.
Monday, January 19: Local common law courts and Grand Juries are established. Republican sheriffs are appointed to serve and enforce the Revocation (stand down) Orders to former crown agents.
Monday, February 16 – March 16: District Conventions are summoned to elect delegates to the first General Congress of the Republic, to be convened on Tuesday, June 30, 2015 in Winnipeg.
District One: Columbia
District Two: The Plains
District Three: Ontario
District Four: Quebec
District Five: Atlantic
District Six: The North
June 30 – July 3 , 2015: The first General Congress of the Republic convenes. The Constitution of the Republic is debated and adopted, and a Legislative and Executive branch is elected and ratified by the High Court of Justice.
Friday, July 3, 2015: The Government of the Republic of Kanata is officially established. Kanata Day is proclaimed as the first legal holiday of the Republic.
www.republicofkanata.com
Issued 9 January 2015 by the Provisional Council, Winnipeg
Colin Sullivan, Secretary

Jaw Dropping Photos That Will Make Your Toes Curl

Jaw Dropping Photos That Will Make Your Toes Curl

Snake Eating a Crocodile

Snake eating a crocodile, Jaw Dropping Photos That Will Make Your Toes Curl – Photo Courtesy of iflscience.com

There is perhaps nothing more scary than a crocodile, no wait make that a snake. Ya know what? How about an alligator eating a snake! That’ll keep you away from any part of the world that has big scary nature in it for sure. Something this jaw dropping might make you think Indiana Jones was right for being so cared of snakes.

Rock Kiss

Rock Kiss, Jaw Dropping Photos That Will Make Your Toes Curl – Photo courtesy of Tumblr.

For as long as humans has been civilized creatures there are two things that they have desired; adventure and romance. Those two ingredients make up so much of pop culture and desire that they pretty much run our life. Combine the two and what do you get? This very irresponsible but romantic picture.

Brave Construction Man

Brave construction man, Jaw Dropping Photos That Will Make Your Toes Curl – Photo courtesy of Pinterest.

The world just wouldn’t be the same without the likes of blue collar workers who do the dirty jobs that many of us fortunately don’t have to. One prime example would be that of the construction worker. What they do isn’t glorious, well, unless you’re this guy that is. It takes a mans man to be up that high with a smile that big. The only one more manly than him? Perhaps the guy taking the picture.

Picnic Cliffhanger

Picnic cliffhanger, Jaw Dropping Photos That Will Make Your Toes Curl – Photo courtesy of Pinterest.

Saying the word picnic often conjures up pleasant images of a Saturday afternoon in the park with family, or your best gal perhaps. Or maybe you think about Yogi Bear and Boo Boo out committing misdemeanors while stealing unsuspecting peoples picnic baskets. However, nobody in their right mind thinks of dangling a picnic table from the edge of a cliff and having drinks with friends. It begs to question, how did they get the table up there?

Fat Friend Face Vanish

Fat friend face vanish, Jaw Dropping Photos That Will Make Your Toes Curl – Photo courtesy of Tumblr.

If the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this picture is “oh no that poor girl,” you’re probably a better person than her friends. That being said, she is bending her neck backwards, implying that there is some level of cooperation on her part in order to bury her face in that portly gentleman’s stomach fat. Maybe it’s a good thing she isn’t dropper her jaw, I’m sure he wouldn’t want to leave a bad taste in her mouth.

Shark Fishing

Shark fishing, Jaw Dropping Photos That Will Make Your Toes Curl – Photo courtesy of Teckler.

It’s a little hard to know exactly what’s going on in this picture just by looking at it, but what is clear is that this is absolutely crazy. It basically seems like somebody decided to tie a rope around a scary looking monster fish in an attempt to go fishing for an even bigger scarier sea monster known more commonly as a shark. At least the water looks nice.

Skydive Human Stacking

Skydive human stacking, Jaw Dropping Photos That Will Make Your Toes Curl – Photo courtesy of Photobucket.

Skydiving in itself is a pretty jaw dropping act. Jumping out of a plane thousands of feet above the planet and relying on a fancy blanket that is stuffed in a backpack to save you is absolutely crazy. Though, for some people, that isn’t quite enough. No, they have to add the element of doing complicated human art whilst rapidly falling to the ground. To say the least, this isn’t for everyone.

Camel Spider(s)

Camel spider, Jaw Dropping Photos That Will Make Your Toes Curl – Photo courtesy of Imgur.

In all fairness to the horrifyingness that is the picture above, it isn’t quite as scary as it looks (or maybe it’s more scary depending on how you look at it). The History Channel show Monster Quest  brought to light that this is actually two camel spiders who are attached to one another. The camel spider, or more scientifically known as solifugae is still the stuff nightmares are made of, but it has eight legs, not sixteen.

Mountain Camping

Mountain camping, Jaw Dropping Photos That Will Make Your Toes Curl – Photo courtesy of Imgur.

Camping can be a great way to get in touch with the outdoors, especially in the digital age. There are many places to do that. Perhaps a state park, somewhere in the woods or in this case, dangling off the side of a sheer rock face. It does stand to reason that if you’re going to do some intense mountain climbing that you may need to stop and take a rest, but this is another level of crazy. Anyone else wondering what the bathroom situation is like?

Silva Leg Break

Silva leg break, Jaw Dropping Photos That Will Make Your Toes Curl – Photo courtesy of Pinterest.

Anderson Silva very famously destroyed his leg during the UFC 168 title fight against Chris Weidman. That is not Photoshop magic, that is actually what happened to Silva’s leg when he defended a hard kick from Weidman. His leg literally snapped in two and that rubbery look was the immediate result. It truly makes anyone with even the least bit of feeling cringe. Silva is fortunately making a strong recovery, but the world is still left with one of the most jaw dropping photos of all time as a result of the injury.

10 Mysterious Photos That Can’t Be Explained

10 Mysterious Photos That Can’t Be Explained 

Black Knight Satellite

Photo courtesy of Imgur.

This mysterious photo was taken in 1960, long before there were any of the many satellites that now orbit the Earth’s atmosphere. So yes, on a first look it is unassuming enough, but when put on a timeline, it is fairly hard to explain.

The Copper Falling Body

Photo courtesy of Imgur.

Part of the reason this photo is very difficult to explain is that very little is known about it. What is known is that the Copper family decided to take this family photo after moving into their new home. What they weren’t planning on was the falling body that showed up in the picture after it was developed.

Elisa Lam

Photo courtesy of Imgur.

This photo looks unassuming enough, but the story behind it is much more unnerving. Elisa Lam was found dead on the roof of a hotel inside the water tank in 2013. No fowl play was discovered, but there was some very strange elevator footage discovered with Lam just before hear death. You can watch the video below for yourself.

Freddy Jackson

Photo courtesy of Imgur.

This photo, taken in 1919, shows Goddard Squadron honoring their fallen member Freddy Jackson shortly after his funeral. If you look closely at the photograph, you can see a man in the background who was identified by other squadron members as, you guessed it, Freddy Jackson.

Geophone Rock Anomaly

Photo courtesy of Imgur.

This photo was taken during the Apollo 17 shuttle mission, which was the last mission to the moon. The photo was originally thought to be blank, but when the contrast was changed, it revealed a structure that appeared to be a pyramid on the surface of the moon.

Hook Island Sea Monster

Photo courtesy of Imgur.

In 1964, a couple visiting hook island saw what appeared to be an 80-foot-long tadpole like creature. The couple took several photographs of the alleged creature and it was never heard from or seen again.

Soloway Firth Spaceman

Photo courtesy of Imgur.

In 1964, this photo was taken of a mans daughter with what appears to be an astronaut or spaceman of sorts standing behind her. Though that may be weird in its own way of right, what makes it much more peculiar and un-explainable is that the man who took the photo claims that there was nobody else in the shot when he took it.

S.S. Watertown Ghosts

Photo courtesy of Imgur.

This photo taken in 1924 clearly shows two faces hidden in it. The faces are supposedly of two men who were buried at sea just days before who then proceeded to stalk the ship following said burial.

The Hessdalen Lights

Photo courtesy of Imgur.

This is just one of many photos that have been taken over the years in Norway’s Hessdalen Valley. Many photos taken there show these vibrantly colored lights, which as of yet after much scientific study haven’t been able to be explained.

The Babushka Lady

Photo courtesy of Imgur.

During President John F. Kennedy’s 1963 assassination, a woman can be seen in various footage and photographs who is taken some photos for herself. While others around her were ducking for cover, she was simply taking photos. She was never found and her photos were never recovered.