A Blonde In Church
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."
No one moved.
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you
have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be
forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your
transgression."
Again, all was quiet.
Again, all was quiet.
Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.
Life is Short, Smile While You still have Teeth.
4 comments:
Your Christianity is messed up. What kind of man truly following Jesus Christ would post something like this. Yes, I get the humor in it, ha ha, but since when is adultery acceptable? You posting this just says it's okay if it's funny. Any reply?
YEA I GOT A REPLY! Thought it was funny - still do!
Lighten up, smile, laugh, be happy!
I am an experienced man, travelled the world, full of life and love Our Loving LORD.
Chill out ----
Christians are not suppose to laugh or have fun per your words?
Sorry - don't buy it!
The humor is in the fact that the preacher was demanding repentance from someone in the congregation when he himself had the most to repent of. Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.Pretty much sums it up for all of us,we cannot judge or condem anyone.Until you have walked a mile in that person's shoes you really know nothing about them.Each has their own battle within,different maybe far from your battle,but just as intense!
The post is based on Humor, but look up the Gospel of John 8:verse7 Jesus reply in the case of adultery should answer your question. It shouldn't mean free will but forgiveness is must. Also the same Gospel of John 20: verse 23, after resurrection Jesus appear in the room where the disciples gather saying, if you forgive the sins of anyone, they are forgiven; if you retain the sins of anyone, they are retain. None of us is above the Master.
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