New Golf Lingo

New Golf Lingo February 26, 2013

A 'Rock Hudson ' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't. A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another. A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand. A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water. A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed. An 'O.J.'- got away with one. A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver. A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver. A 'Rush Limbaugh' - way right. A 'Nancy Pelosi' - Way to the left and out of bounds. A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read. A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out. A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees. A `Tiger Woods' - Wrong Hole Special thanks to my Uncle Bob for sending in this gem... http://www.tonyrogers.com/humor/newgolflingo.htm