Monday, March 25, 2013

Rednecks have the lowest stress rate - Humor



Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology
Node
Medical Term

Redneck Definition
Artery
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The study of paintings
Bacteria
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Back door to cafeteria
Barium
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What doctors do when patients die
Benign
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What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section
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A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan
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Searching for Kitty
Cauterize
Coma
Made eye contact with her
Colic
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A sheep dog
Coma
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A punctuation mark
Dilate
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To live long
Enema
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Not a friend
Fester
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Quicker than someone else
Fibula
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A small lie
Impotent
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Distinguished, well known
A Doctor's cane
Morbid
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Medical Staff
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A Doctor's cane
Morbid
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A higher offer
Nitrates
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I knew it
Outpatient
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I knew it
Outpatient
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A person who has fainted
Pelvis
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Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative
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A letter carrier
Recovery Room
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Place to do upholstery
Rectum
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Nearly killed him
Secretion
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Hiding something
Seizure
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Roman Emperor
Tablet
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A small table
Terminal Illness
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Getting sick at the airport
Tumor
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One plus one more



1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Lowest stress rate must be from all that exercise they get climbing into the truck. Almost needs an elevator to get up there.