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Two Coffees in Heaven!
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven,
Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard.
'Are you Mohamed?' he asks. Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard.
'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohamed is higher up.'
Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohamed should be higher than St. Peter,
Obama climbs the ladder in great strides,
climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room
where he meets another bearded man.
He asks again, 'Are you Mohamed?'
'Why no,' he answers, 'I am Moses;
Mohamed is higher still.'
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy
he climbs the ladder yet again.
He discovers a larger room where he meets an
angelic looking man with a beard.
Full of hope, he asks again,
'Are you Mohamed?'
'No, I am Jesus, the Christ;
you will find Mohamed higher up.'
Mohamed higher than Jesus!
Man, oh man! Obama can hardly contain his
delight and climbs and climbs ever higher.
Once again, he reaches an even larger room
where he meets this truly magnificent looking man
with a silver white beard and once again repeats his question:
'Are you Mohamed?' he gasps as he is by now,
totally out of breath from all his climbing.
'No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega,
but you look exhausted.
Would you like a cup of coffee?'
Obama says, 'Yes please!'
As God looks behind him, he claps his hands
and yells out: "Yo, Mohamed, two coffees!"
Keep your trust in God;
your president is an idiot.
3 comments:
Why must we waste our time reading these unkind, infantile, nonsensical postings, when it does no one any good. A few might consider them 'funny' but we need love and respect instead of comics to lift our spirits and become a better people. We determine the direction of our nation by our thoughts and actions. Love is the better way.
Haven't you ever heard that laughter is good medicine? When the heart is full of joy, it can also love more.
Yeah, if someone doesnt like someone, make a little lyrical statement that tries to make "GOD" a person when no one(and I mean NO ONE) has any idea if there is a GOD, or gods, or even if there is a hell and/or heaven. Why is it so hard for people to grasp the idea that we dont know? We dont! We are just here, and all those planets that may or may not be inhabited by other beings that maybe look so different from us, that we are just too stuck in the we are the only ones here blah blah blah. Yeah, sure. Go ahead and pretend that someone who hears a voice in their head has to assume its GOD, when we already have the technology to implant people with chips that can send and receive signals in our brains, that our inner ears can actually hear; or it could just be ourselves trying to make sense of something that we feel. We are feeling beings in addition to being biological meatsacks that are mostly composed of water. We feel though, and even if we want to think that a voice that says something in our heads could be GOD or something else, it still could just be our own selves trying to work something out. Isnt that possible?
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