5 surgeons

 5 surgeons

 

 

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5 surgeons! Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best  Patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants  On my operating table because when you open them up, everything  Inside is numbered.'  The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try  Electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'  The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians  Are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'  The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeleschimes in: 'You know, I like  Construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have  A few parts left over.'  But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when  He observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine.. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.'