Subject: BULLSHITTEN'...
A young man
with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth & a half inch
thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
He marched
up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare.
I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the System, getting something for nothing."
The social
worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who
wants a chauffeur and
bodyguard
for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2012
Mercedes-Benz CL & he will supply all of your clothes."
"Because
of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort
the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward but you will
also have to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her 20's and has a
strong sex drive.
The guy,
wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me???"
The social
worker said, "Yeah, well . . . you started it."
1 comment:
YOUR ATTEMPT AT HUMOR FALLS WAY SHORT BUT HIGH ON RACIAL STEROTYPE,
IF YOU CHECK YOUR FACTS YOU WILL FIND THAT MORE CAUCASIANS ARE RECEIVING ASSISTANCE THAN ANY MINORITY! NOW THAT'S A FACT,ANY QUESTIONS!
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