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Saturday, February 11, 2012

Humor - GARFIELD ON THE OIL CRISIS



GARFIELD ON THE OIL
CRISIS………………………..


YOU GOTTA LOVE GARFIELD 'S EXPLANATION -- TOO CUTE & ALSO TOO TRUE!!!




A lot of  folks can't understand how we came   to  have an oil shortage here in our  country. 
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Well, there's a very simple  answer. 
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Nobody bothered to check the oil. 
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We  just didn't know we were getting low. 
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The reason for that  is purely  geographical. 
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Our OIL is located  in: 
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal   Florida
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Coastal Louisiana 
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Coastal Alabama 
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Coastal Mississippi 
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Coastal Texas 
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North  Dakota
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Wyoming
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Colorado
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
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And
Texas
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Our dipsticks are located  in DC
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Any Questions?
NO? Didn't think So.




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