There is going to be the need for some sort of world federation. We all share the same oceans,
breathe the same air and live on the same fragile planet.
We cannot continue with global anarchy and gangster controlled governments.
~Ben Fulford





Saturday, February 11, 2012

Humor - GARFIELD ON THE OIL CRISIS



GARFIELD ON THE OIL
CRISIS………………………..


YOU GOTTA LOVE GARFIELD 'S EXPLANATION -- TOO CUTE & ALSO TOO TRUE!!!




A lot of  folks can't understand how we came   to  have an oil shortage here in our  country. 
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Well, there's a very simple  answer. 
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Nobody bothered to check the oil. 
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We  just didn't know we were getting low. 
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The reason for that  is purely  geographical. 
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Our OIL is located  in: 
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal   Florida
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Coastal Louisiana 
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Coastal Alabama 
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Coastal Mississippi 
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Coastal Texas 
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North  Dakota
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Wyoming
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Colorado
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
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And
Texas
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Our dipsticks are located  in DC
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Any Questions?
NO? Didn't think So.




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