Orders to CEO/President Donald J. Trump

You ask what We THE People want, we are telling you.
Immediately deliver Ambassador Leo Wanta's money to him
Immediately end inland piracy and prosecution of victimless crimes
Immediately end direct apportioned tax against the people
Enforce the original 13th Amendment

Signed: We THE People 

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Humor - GARFIELD ON THE OIL CRISIS



GARFIELD ON THE OIL
CRISIS………………………..


YOU GOTTA LOVE GARFIELD 'S EXPLANATION -- TOO CUTE & ALSO TOO TRUE!!!




A lot of  folks can't understand how we came   to  have an oil shortage here in our  country. 
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Well, there's a very simple  answer. 
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Nobody bothered to check the oil. 
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We  just didn't know we were getting low. 
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The reason for that  is purely  geographical. 
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Our OIL is located  in: 
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal   Florida
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Coastal Louisiana 
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Coastal Alabama 
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Coastal Mississippi 
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Coastal Texas 
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North  Dakota
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Wyoming
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Colorado
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
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And
Texas
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Our dipsticks are located  in DC
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Any Questions?
NO? Didn't think So.




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