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Brits Petition Government: We Don’t Want Piers Morgan Back!
Posted By: Jordon [Send E-Mail]
Date: Wednesday, 26-Dec-2012 09:04:17
Date: Wednesday, 26-Dec-2012 09:04:17
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5 comments:
So, if the Brits don't want him back, how about some other choice location - Guantanamo comes to mind. Good climate, pretty orange jump suits, and matching jewelry...
I think reasonable people can come up with a compromise between expelling him from the US and not allowing him back into the UK.
I suggest splitting the difference finding the center point between the US & the UK and dumping him there.
Yes perhaps the Mariana Trench.....oops wrong ocean.
Keep him the hell out of Canada as well. He'd freeze him pansy ass off up here anyways.
The frigging Limeys have been the bane of America for centuries. The self perceived superiority these 'blue bloods' show towards the rest of the world is based on an illusion of 'right of royal rule' over all other people. The Limeys didn't seem quite so 'superior' when Germany was kicking their royal asses. Why the Brits, as a people, celebrate these royal leeches, even worship them, has always eluded me. Slaves worshiping their slave masters. Stupid. On that note, this is a made to order opportunity to set an example and cram this pompous jackass Piers Morgan into a non-returnable, fully disposable container and send him out to claim Jupiter as Her Majesties newest conquest and territory. Film the launch and show it in Limey theaters as a warning to the other Brits to indicate how they will behave from now on. 7:23 PM above is absolutely right, Canada is WAY to cool to dump Piers on them. TYJM frj
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