A Florida Court
Sets Atheist Holy Day!
Gotta love this Judge!
You must read this......
A proper decision by the courts...
for a change.
A FLORIDA COURT
SETS
ATHEIST HOLY DAY
In Florida , an atheist created a
case against Easter and Passover Holy days.
He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination
caseagainst Christians and Jews and observances
of their holy days. The argument was that
it was unfair that atheists had no such
recognized days.
The case was brought before a
judge. After listening to the passionate
presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his
gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"
The lawyer
immediately stood and objecting to the ruling
saying, "Your honor, How can you possibly
dismiss this case? The Christians have
Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have
Passover, YomKippur and Hanukkah, yet my client
and all other atheists have no such
holidays..."
The judge leaned forward in his
chair saying, "But you do. Your client,
counselor, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said," Your Honor,
we are unaware of any special observance or
holiday for atheists."
The judge said, "The calendar
says April 1st is April Fool’s Day. Psalm 14:1
states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no
God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this
court, that, if your client says there is no God,
then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his
day.
Court is adjourned..."
You gotta love a Judge that knows
his scripture!
This is too good not to forward
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1 comment:
God doesn't care if you believe in him/she/it or not, she/he/it has better things to do ;)
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