The Pastor's New Teeth
A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of
false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only
eight minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following
Sunday, he talks for two hours and 48 minutes. The congregation had to mob him
to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened. The Pastor
explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than
eight minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10
minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and he
couldn't shut up.
(I love it when I make you smile...and I KNOW you are smiling!)
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