Sent to us by a reader in the Netherlands....
December 19 2015
A responsible citizen
While strolling around the marina this morning about 7 am, I noticed a character shouting "Allahu Akbar" and "Death to all infidels." Suddenly he tripped and fell into the water. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help, he would surely drown.
Being a responsible citizen and abiding by the law of the land that requires one to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coast Guard, the Immigration Office, the National Guard, the local harbor patrol, and even the Fire Department.
It is now 11 a.m. The terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet to respond.
I'm starting to think I wasted four stamps.
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