Poofness - 11-6-11 Life Worth Living

Subject: Life Worth Living
Date:  6 Nov 2011
From:  2goforth@Safe-mail.net

SIGNIFYIN` MONKEY - Lyrics
[verse 1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrldz7zZFi0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJAusfEalfo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDl1ewXOAls&feature=related

SAID THE SIGNIFYIN` MONKEY

TO THE LION ONE DAY,

`HEY,

THERE`S A GREAT BIG ELEPHANT

DOWN THE WAY,

GOIN` `ROUND, TALKIN`,

I`M SORRY TO SAY,

ABOUT YOUR MAMA

IN A SCANDALOUS WAY.

YES, HE`S TALKIN`

`BOUT YOUR MAMA

AND YOUR GRAN`MA TOO,

AN` HE DON`T SHOW

TOO MUCH RESPECT

FOR YOU.

YOU WEREN`T HERE

AN` I SURE AM GLAD,

`CAUSE WHAT HE SAID

ABOUT YOUR MAMA

MADE ME MAD!`

[Chorus]:

SIGNIFYIN` MONKEY,

STAY UP IN YOUR TREE;

YOU ARE ALWAYS LYIN`

AND SIGNIFYIN`;

BUT YOU BETTER NOT

MONKEY WITH ME.

[verse 2]:

THE LION SAID,

`YEAH - WELL I`LL FIX HIM!

TEAR THAT ELEPHANT

LIMB FROM LIMB.`

THEN HE SHOOK THE JUNGLE

WITH A MIGHTY ROAR,

TOOK OFF LIKE A SHOT

FROM A FORTY-FOUR.

HE FOUND THE ELEPHANT

WHERE THE TALL GRASS GROWS

AND SAID,

`I COME TO PUNCH YOU

IN YOUR LONG NOSE!`

THE ELEPHANT LOOKED

AT THE LION IN SURPRISE

AND SAID, `BOY,

YOU BETTER GO

PICK ON

SOMEBODY YOUR SIZE.`

[verse 3]:

BUT THE LION

WOULDN`T LISTEN,

HE MADE A PASS,

THE ELEPHANT SLAPPED HIM

DOWN IN THE GRASS.

THE LION ROARED

AND SPRANG FROM THE GROUND

AND THAT`S WHEN THE ELEPHANT

REALLY WENT TO TOWN.

I MEAN HE WHIPPED THAT LION

FOR THE REST OF THE DAY

AND I STILL DON`T SEE HOW

THAT LION GOT AWAY.

BUT HE DRAGGED ON OFF,

MORE DEAD THAN ALIVE

AND THAT`S WHEN

THAT MONKEY STARTED

HIS SIGNIFYIN` JIVE.

[Chorus]:

SIGNIFYIN` MONKEY,

STAY UP IN YOUR TREE;

YOU ARE ALWAYS LYIN`

AND SIGNIFYIN`;

BUT YOU BETTER NOT

MONKEY WITH ME.

[verse 4]:

THE MONKEY LOOKED DOWN

AND SAID,

`OOOOOEEE!

WHAT IS THIS BEAT-UP MESS

I SEE?

IS THAT YOU, LION?

HA, HA, DO TELL,

MAN, HE WHIPPED YOUR HEAD

TO A FARE-THEE-WELL,

GIVE YOU A BEATIN`

THAT WAS ROUGH ENOUGH

AND YOU SUPPOSED TO BE

`KING OF THE JUNGLE`

- AIN`T THAT SOME STUFF.

YOU BIG OVERGROWN PUSSYCAT,

DON`T YOU ROAR,

OR I`LL HOP DOWN THERE

AND WHIP YOU SOME MORE!`

[verse 5]:

THE MONKEY GOT TO LAUGHIN`

AND JUMPIN` UP AND DOWN,

BUT HIS FOOT MISSED THE LIMB

AND HE PLUNGED TO THE GROUND.

THE LION WAS ON HIM

WITH ALL FOUR FEET,

GONNA GRIND THAT MONKEY

TO HAMBURGER MEAT.

THE MONKEY LOOKED UP

WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES,

AND SAID,

`PLEASE, MISTER LION,

I APOLOGIZE!

I MEANT NO HARM,

PLEASE LEMME GO

AND I`LL TELL YOU SOMETHIN`

YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW.`

[Chorus]:

SIGNIFYIN` MONKEY,

STAY UP IN YOUR TREE;

YOU ARE ALWAYS LYIN`

AND SIGNIFYIN`;

BUT YOU BETTER NOT

MONKEY WITH ME.

[verse 6]:

THE LION STEPPED BACK

TO HEAR WHAT HE`D SAY

AN` THAT MONKEY

SCAMPERED UP A TREE

AND GOT AWAY.

`WHAT I WANNA TELL YA,`

THE MONKEY HOLLERED THEN,

`IS IF YOU FOOL WITH ME,

I`LL SIC THE ELEPHANT

ON YOU AGAIN!`

THE LION

JUST SHOOK HIS HEAD

AND SAID,

`YOU JIVE......

IF YOU

AND YOUR MONKEY CHILDREN

WANNA KEEP ALIVE,

UP IN THEM TREES

IS WHERE YOU BETTER STAY!`

AND THAT`S WHERE THEY ARE

TO THIS VERY DAY.

[Chorus]:

SIGNIFYIN` MONKEY,

STAY UP IN YOUR TREE;

YOU ARE ALWAYS LYIN`

AND SIGNIFYIN`;

BUT YOU BETTER NOT,

NO, YOU BETTER NOT,

YOU ARE ALWAYS LYIN`,

SIGNIFYIN`,

BUT YOU BETTER NOT

MONKEY WITH ME!

Greetings and Salutations;

 This is the 'cleanest' version of the lyrics I could find, this  is old, no one knows who wrote it. Still, I find the lyrics most  fitting for today's atmosphere. Just let the words simmer and  start connecting the dots. Momentarily, it will be publicly  clear. The dutch news paper article I put in last week slipped  thru and 'they' covered it as quickly as possible, til they got  it pulled and according to folks in the rafters, the author got a  'visit'...about talking outside of school. Basically, the man  told what was about to happen. Something I was always told to  keep to myself and only refer to it by innuendo. Never naming  people involved. The guilty are guilty and that's all there is to  it and they know who they are, so will you.

 Even the europeans couldn't refrain from mentioning the chinese  influence taking place to solve the euro crisis. Goldman Sachs  has already been attached to the greek problem; "oh what webs we  weave, when we practice to deceive". 600t in worthless paper! And  the bankers want compensated, I don't think so. Especially when  they conspired to create them to get all the money being released  into this world. This happened after everyone was backslapping  after the brussels mtgs when the rules were being laid down a few  years ago and they became utterly aware of the 'global  settlements'. Bankers problems will no longer be solved on the  backs of the common man again, we're being taken back to real  banking. Basel 3 is making them all keep some money in their  banks to cover the deals they want to make. They don't like that,  but those are the new rules of modern banking. The can always  quit and let someone honest fill the position. Is that so hard?

 Good news; major transactions took place this past week, that  has put the ball squarely in our court. And has changed the  future of planet earth and her inhabitants. People will get  something at their frontdoors who aren't even expecting  anything...something akin to the old program when Mr Anthony used  show up at people's door giving them a check for 1m dollars. The  'fix' has been done for the elderly and the children so they  don't fall thru the cracks....again. The plutocrats will have to  work a full week after this, no more 3 day a week work schedules.  The owners will be making these ceos work for a living again.  Some will be black balled and not be allowed back into the money  business again. The 20th century behavior ends now. I understand  that's 'hard cheese' for some but it had to end sometime. No need  to revert to fear, take the opportunity to sit and reflect on  your choices for the future. Blow your nose and clear your head,  the utter differences, will take some getting used to, no doubt.  Politicians will be confronted with their own choices, and I  don't know how many will survive this, I submit there will be  some surprises. What will bar attorneys do when there's no courts  for them to bring in frivolous law suits?

 Each one will take responsibility for their own existence,  mothers will be kicking the children out of the nest. The species  must grow up find out the world doesn't operate like the fairy  tales we were all told, growing up. The curtain is being taken  down even as I type. Don't be frustrated, changing the world,  didn't happen over night. So much has been fluid as the moment  arrived to punch that final button and flush the old down the  toilet but never did they stop to cause this all to  happen....with out killing anyone. Some were allowed to take  their own selves out...but that was their own choice...free will  clause. Some just couldn't see the world continuing without them  being in control of something in it. They would rather 'rule' in  hell, than serve in heaven. Stop asking 'why' people do this or  not, they do what they do because they can. No harder to figure  than that. This will no longer be about having faith and  believing in stuff, you will be provided enough information so  you 'know'...just like making hardboiled eggs.

 As I understand things, that's it for me, the rest(info) will  come directly to you via your own television sets or radios, then  the internet will kick in. Have fun, enjoy your future and spread  the blessings.
Thank you all for paying attention and using your grey matter for  more than some way to hold your skull in place, much will be  expected of you.

Love and Kisses;
'Poofness'

'not gay...to you aussies wondering who poof is.