Veterans Today Reveals Top Deep Cover Political Spy

 Attempted Blackmail Forces Us to Burn a Key Agent

              … by  Jim W. Dean, VT Editor

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We have often had requests in our comment sections to reveal the names of our sources, proof that exiled aliens have landed and walk among us, as no native human could be that stupid.
But just in case I am wrong I decided that this troublesome asset could be sacrificed as a lesson to the others. We are not to be messed with.
It is well known that VT operates with no funding to protect us from false allegations that we have financial strings. Hence we are not able to compensate sources.
But this one in particular really put the squeeze on us due to his extraordinary access to the corridors of the elite, where the video below will show him in action.
When a cash transaction is too risky due to the sophisticated ways that money can be marked these days, ‘payment in kind’ is option number two. In this case we agreed to supply contraband Cuban cigars.
But a claim, a false one, was made that our agreement had been made for an unlimited amount of these, ridiculous of course, as only Castro has than many. Maybe after he finally dies there will be more available on the market.
We will miss the deep penetration services of dear Triumph, but being shaken down by a mutt is something that we just can’t allow. He is therefore now a ‘burned’ agent and can smoke Dominican Republic stogies.
Frankly, we will miss his high quality work, but not his breath, or other odors or contributions for that matter. This is really hilarious if you have not seen it…well worth the time, and a needed release from all the election stress we have been under. Enjoy.

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[Note: If your area cannot access the video embed, here is an alternate Yahoo link for it.]
We are looking for a replacement, the same deal as before, a weekly supply of the best Cuban cigars .
Please forward all resumes to me here at VT. We pay a finders fee of one box of the best of your choice.
http://www.veteranstoday.com/2012/11/07/veterans-today-reveals-deep-cover-political-spy/