HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

Subject: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

        1. HOW DO YOU  DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes  the same stuff. Like, if you like

sports, she should like it  that you like sports, and she should keep

the chips and dip  coming.

-- Alan, age 10

-No person really  decides before they grow up whom they're going to

marry. God  decides it all way before and you get to find out later who

you're stuck with.

-- Kristen, age 10

2.  WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best  age because you know the person FOREVER by then..

-- Camille,  age 10

3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE  ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem  to be yelling at

the same kids.

-- Derrick, age  8

4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN  COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.

-- Lori, age  8

5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to  know

each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen  long enough.

-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a  treasure)

-On the first date, they just tell each other  lies and that usually

gets them interested enough to go for a  second date.

-- Martin, age 10

6. WHEN  IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

-When they're rich.

-- Pam,  age 7 (Love her)

-The law says you have to be eighteen,  so I wouldn't want to mess with

that.

-- Curt, age  7

-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then  you should marry

them and have kids with them. It's the right  thing to do.

-- Howard, age 8

7. IS IT  BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be  single but not for boys. Boys need someone

to clean up after  them.

-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET  MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't  there?

-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favourite is  ........

9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE  WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks  like a dump truck.

-- Ricky, age  10