Army "USRSF"

The US Army announced today the formation of a new 900-man elite fighting unit, called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).   These

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 boys will be dropped off in Iraq, with plenty of cold beer, ammo, and gunships and have been given only the following facts about ISIS:  

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They hate beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, rednecks,   country music and Jesus.      

AND 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.    

The Pentagon expects the ISIS problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.