Tuesday, February 3, 2015

ELEMENTARY SCHOOL GEOGRAPHY LESSON


         
 ELEMENTARY SCHOOL GEOGRAPHY LESSON


Eight-year-old Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school.

"What's your name?" asked the teacher.

"Mohammad," he replied.

"You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "so from now on you will be known as Frank."

Mohammad returned home after school.

"How was your day, Mohammad?" his mother asked.

"My name is no longer Mohammad. I'm in Ireland now and my name is Frank."

"What?" she said.  "Are you ashamed of your name?  Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion?  Shame on you!" And his mother beat him.

Then she called his father who beat him again.

The next day when Mohammad returned to school the teacher saw all of his bruises.  "What happened to you, Frank?" she asked.

"Well, shortly after becoming Irish, I was attacked by two f--king Arabs."

And so the teacher was fired, the school district was sued and fired, and the boy's  parents were appointed by the bozo regime as official advisors for the curriculum of all state schools.



That's my story and I'm sticking to it!


    

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Please stop your fucking stupid racism, you Christians and Islamists have the same god. The Jews killed Jesus, and the Jewish god is against the Christian god. NO MORE RACISM IDIOT!

Anonymous said...

apostolic letter shuts down commerce, oh well there goes all your temples and religion. enjoy.