GREAT SUMMARY BY A NOTRE DAME UNIVERSITY ENGINEER.........

GREAT SUMMARY BY A NOTRE DAME UNIVERSITY ENGINEER.........        

     HERE ARE THE 10,535 PAGES OF OBAMA CARE   
         CONDENSED TO 4 SIMPLE SENTENCES..   

   AS HUMOROUS AS IT SOUNDS.....EVERY LAST WORD IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE!        1. IN ORDER TO INSURE THE UNINSURED, WE FIRST HAVE TO UNINSURE  THE INSURED.
 
2. NEXT, WE REQUIRE THE NEWLY UNINSURED TO BE RE-INSURED.
 
3. TO RE-INSURE THE NEWLY UNINSURED, THEY ARE REQUIRED TO PAY EXTRA CHARGES TO BE RE-INSURED.
 
4. THE EXTRA CHARGES ARE REQUIRED SO THAT THE ORIGINAL INSURED, WHO BECAME UNINSURED, AND THEN BECAME RE-INSURED, CAN PAY ENOUGH EXTRA SO THAT THE ORIGINAL UNINSURED CAN BE INSURED, SO IT WILL BE 'FREE-OF-CHARGE' TO THEM.
 
THIS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IS CALLED "REDISTRIBUTION OF  WEALTH" OR, BY ITS MORE COMMON NAME, SOCIALISM OR "PROGRESSIVE," THE POLITICALLY CORRECT NAMES FOR COMMUNISM!  

 

Abbott and Costello would marvel at this one!!

The 3 Stooges would have a blast with this...