Monday, February 8, 2016

​TRUMP AND HILLARY IN A BAR



TRUMP AND HILLARY IN A BAR
 
 
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar.  Donald leans over and, with a smile on his face, says "The media are really tearing you apart for that scandal."

Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material to hide my activities?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, hiring cronies,and taking bribes from foreign countries?
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our own country without the benefit of the law?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity deals?"
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?"
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?"
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Turning our backs on Israel?"
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "The joke Iran Nuke deal? "
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? "
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance executives?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' ?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware and china when Bill left Office?"
Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".

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Everything above is true, yet she still gets the Democratic votes!  Could there be that many stupid people in this country??? Does anyone understand this??  I think we're doomed!!!   
 

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's not hard to understand ! She is appointed ! Votes mean NOTHING anymore in this country !

Anonymous said...

Hang the venomous bitch,
then hang all the talking heads
for not suggesting that
we hang the venomous bitch
for all the reasons there are
to hang the venomous bitch...

Does that seem to harsh?

Freewill said...

Exactly! Reference what they did to Ron Paul and the diesel treatment.

Anonymous said...

they never did.

Anonymous said...

Not as long as you use a new rope

Anonymous said...

I'm sure there is many who would do just this.
But most villains hang when they get to hell's kitchen not before.


Because that is too gruesome to put people through again I won't confirm or deny hanging for Ethel Rosenburg the second. (Rodham Clinton)

Anonymous said...

The US isn't a democracy anymore. The corporations are running the show. The American people are the same as indentured slaves but they're too busy drinking the koolade and watching the Kardashians to realize it.