HOSPITAL BILL
A man suffered a serious heart attack while
shopping in a store.
The store clerk called 911 when she saw him
collapse to the floor.
The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest
hospital where he had emergency heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in
the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital.
A nun was seated next to his bed holding a
clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going
to pay for his treatment. "Do you have health insurance?" she
asked.
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health
insurance."
The nun asked, "Do you have money in the
bank?" He replied, "No money in the bank."
Do you have a relative who could help you with
the payments?" asked the irritated nun. He said, "I only have a
spinster sister, and she's a nun."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly,
"Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to
God."
The patient replied....
"Perfect. Send the bill to my
brother-in-law."
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