Sunday, February 10, 2013

Texting Codes for Seniors



Subject: Texting Codes for Seniors.


















Young people have theirs.

Now Seniors have their own texting codes:





* ATD
- At the Doctor's

* BFF - Best Friends Funeral

* BTW
- Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM
- Covered by Medicare

* CUATSC
- See You at the Senior Center

* DWI
- Driving While Incontinent

* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

* GGPBL
- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA - Got Heartburn Again

* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

* LMDO
- Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL
- Living on Lipitor

* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

* TOT
- Texting on Toilet

* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?


Hope these help. GGLKI
(Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

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