FULL BODY SCANS AT THE AIRPORT

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FULL BODY SCANS AT THE AIRPORT: The T.S.A. just disclosed the Airport Screening Results - October 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security: Terrorists Discovered 0 Transvestites 133 Hernias 1,485 Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172 Enlarged Prostates 8,249 Breast Implants 59,350 Natural Blondes 3 It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.