Monday, October 7, 2013

FULL BODY SCANS AT THE AIRPORT

Subject:full body scan




FULL BODY SCANS AT THE AIRPORT:
The T.S.A. just disclosed the Airport Screening Results -
October 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:
Terrorists Discovered
0
Transvestites
133
Hernias
1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases
3,172
Enlarged Prostates
8,249
Breast Implants
59,350
Natural Blondes
3
It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.

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