In olden times, if a dog wanted chicken, the process would be 10% intellect, 90% primal instinct. Basically, he’d find a chicken, sneak up on it, and devour the poor sucker. Not the most savvy approach in the world, but hey, it didn’t need to be.
To garner the same result nowadays, the ol’ canine cerebellum needs to kick into overdrive. Most pooches aren’t up to such a challenge, but Lucy here ain’t most pooches. She’s a cute-as-pie beagle that’s not afraid to go all MacGyver when events warrant. Today’s mission: get the delicious chicken nuggets from the toaster oven high up on the counter. In under three minutes. Begin Mission Impossible theme… NOW.