Talking dog ...
A
man walks into a bar with a dog. Bartender says "No pets in here."
Man says "This isn't a pet. He can talk."
"Prove
it," challenges the bartender.
Man
turns to the dog. "What's the top part of a house?"
"Roof!"
"What's
the opposite of smooth?"
"Rough!"
"Who
was the greatest baseball player of all time?"
"Ruth!"
"All
right, you're outta here!" yells the bartender, and throws both man and
dog out into the street.
Dusting themselves
off, the dog turns to the man and says "Do you think I should have said
'DiMaggio'?"
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