Sunday, January 19, 2014

Retired Life

Retired Life

 Working people frequently ask retired
 people what they do to make their days
 interesting. Well, for example, the other day,
Andrea (my wife) and I went into town and visited a shop.
 When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking
 ticket.  We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about
 giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an "asshole" . He  glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So
Andrea called him a "shit head".  He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with
the first.

Then  he started writing more tickets.  This went on for about 20 minutes.  

The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just after the Officer left, our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We always look for cars with "OBAMA 2012 stickers.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.  It's  important at our age. 
 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you", is what I always say. I'm sure that this childish retired couple will get their just deserts in the end. One would think that as people get older, they would find better ways to spend their waning years than to pull sophomoric political pranks on the unsuspecting, costing someone like themselves money and time they can ill afford. They probably have not heard that their Republican leaders are trying their best to rob them of Social Security benefits and Medicaid assistance, while this man is keeping it in place. I guess old folks can be ignorant too.. The last laugh is their foolishness because he who laughs last, laughs best and longest.