Dear Diary:
Aug. 12 - Moved into our new home in Indiana . It is so beautiful here. The fields, hills and valleys are so picturesque. I have a beautiful old oak tree in my front yard. Can hardly wait to see the change in the seasons. This is...truly God's Country.
Oct. 14 – Indiana is so diverse, and is such a gorgeous place to live, one of the real special places on Earth. The leaves are turning a multitude of different colors. I love all of the shades of reds, oranges and yellows, they are so bright. I want to walk through all of the beautiful woods and spot some white tail deer. They are so graceful, and certainly they must be one of the most peaceful creatures on Earth. This is just paradise.
Nov. 11 - Deer season opens this week. I can't imagine why anyone would want to shoot these elegant animals. They are the very symbol of peace and tranquility here in Indiana. I hope it snows soon. I love it here!
Dec. 2 - It snowed last night. I woke up to wonderful sight: everything covered in a beautiful blanket of white. The oak tree looks magnificent. Our place looks like a postcard. We went out and shoveled and swept the snow from the steps and driveway. The air is so crisp, clean and refreshing. We had a snowball fight, and I won. After we got done shoveling, the snowplow came down the street. He must have gotten too close to the driveway because we had to go out and re-shovel the end of the driveway again . What a beautiful place! Nature in harmony. I love it here!
Dec. 12 - More snow last night. I love it! The plow did his cute little trick again, what a rascal. We’re in a winter wonderland. I love it here!
Dec. 19 - More snow - couldn't get out of the driveway to get to the store to get supplies. I'm exhausted from all of the shoveling, and that darn snowplow!
Dec. 21 - More of that white shit coming down. I've got blisters on my hands, and a kink in my back! I think that the snowplow driver waits around the corner until I'm done shoveling the driveway. Asshole.
Dec. 25 - White Christmas? More freakin' snow. If I ever get my hands on the S.O.B. who drives that snowplow, I swear I'll castrate him. And why don't they use more salt on these roads to melt this crap?!
Dec. 28 - It hasn't stopped snowing since Christmas. I have been inside since then, except of course when that SOB "Snowplow Harry" comes by. We can't go anywhere, all the cars are buried up to their windows. Weatherman says to expect another 10 inches. Do you have any idea how many shovelfuls of snow is in 10 inches?!
Jan. 1 - Happy New Year? The way the snow is coming down, it won't melt until the 4th of July! The snowplow got stuck down the road and the shithead actually had the balls to come to our house and ask to borrow a shovel! I told him I'd broken 6 already this season.
Jan. 4 - Finally got out of the house. We went to the store to get some food, and a damn deer ran out in front of my car - and I hit the bastard! It did $3,000 in damage to my car. The hunters should have had a longer season if you ask me; they didn’t kill enough of those beasts.
Jan. 27 - Warmed up a little and rained today. The rain turned the snow into ice, and the weight of it broke the main limb of that oak tree in the front yard and it went through the roof of our house! I should have cut that troublesome piece of crap into fireplace wood when I had the chance.
May 3 - Took my car to the local garage again. The first time was from deer damage. Now would you believe the whole underside of the car is rusted away from all of that damn salt they dump on the road? My car looks like a bashed up heap of rusted cow crap!
May 10 - Sold the car, and sold the house, and we moved to Florida. I can't imagine why anyone in their freakin' mind would ever want to live in the God forsaken State of Indiana
Aug. 12 - Moved into our new home in Indiana . It is so beautiful here. The fields, hills and valleys are so picturesque. I have a beautiful old oak tree in my front yard. Can hardly wait to see the change in the seasons. This is...truly God's Country.
Oct. 14 – Indiana is so diverse, and is such a gorgeous place to live, one of the real special places on Earth. The leaves are turning a multitude of different colors. I love all of the shades of reds, oranges and yellows, they are so bright. I want to walk through all of the beautiful woods and spot some white tail deer. They are so graceful, and certainly they must be one of the most peaceful creatures on Earth. This is just paradise.
Nov. 11 - Deer season opens this week. I can't imagine why anyone would want to shoot these elegant animals. They are the very symbol of peace and tranquility here in Indiana. I hope it snows soon. I love it here!
Dec. 2 - It snowed last night. I woke up to wonderful sight: everything covered in a beautiful blanket of white. The oak tree looks magnificent. Our place looks like a postcard. We went out and shoveled and swept the snow from the steps and driveway. The air is so crisp, clean and refreshing. We had a snowball fight, and I won. After we got done shoveling, the snowplow came down the street. He must have gotten too close to the driveway because we had to go out and re-shovel the end of the driveway again . What a beautiful place! Nature in harmony. I love it here!
Dec. 12 - More snow last night. I love it! The plow did his cute little trick again, what a rascal. We’re in a winter wonderland. I love it here!
Dec. 19 - More snow - couldn't get out of the driveway to get to the store to get supplies. I'm exhausted from all of the shoveling, and that darn snowplow!
Dec. 21 - More of that white shit coming down. I've got blisters on my hands, and a kink in my back! I think that the snowplow driver waits around the corner until I'm done shoveling the driveway. Asshole.
Dec. 25 - White Christmas? More freakin' snow. If I ever get my hands on the S.O.B. who drives that snowplow, I swear I'll castrate him. And why don't they use more salt on these roads to melt this crap?!
Dec. 28 - It hasn't stopped snowing since Christmas. I have been inside since then, except of course when that SOB "Snowplow Harry" comes by. We can't go anywhere, all the cars are buried up to their windows. Weatherman says to expect another 10 inches. Do you have any idea how many shovelfuls of snow is in 10 inches?!
Jan. 1 - Happy New Year? The way the snow is coming down, it won't melt until the 4th of July! The snowplow got stuck down the road and the shithead actually had the balls to come to our house and ask to borrow a shovel! I told him I'd broken 6 already this season.
Jan. 4 - Finally got out of the house. We went to the store to get some food, and a damn deer ran out in front of my car - and I hit the bastard! It did $3,000 in damage to my car. The hunters should have had a longer season if you ask me; they didn’t kill enough of those beasts.
Jan. 27 - Warmed up a little and rained today. The rain turned the snow into ice, and the weight of it broke the main limb of that oak tree in the front yard and it went through the roof of our house! I should have cut that troublesome piece of crap into fireplace wood when I had the chance.
May 3 - Took my car to the local garage again. The first time was from deer damage. Now would you believe the whole underside of the car is rusted away from all of that damn salt they dump on the road? My car looks like a bashed up heap of rusted cow crap!
May 10 - Sold the car, and sold the house, and we moved to Florida. I can't imagine why anyone in their freakin' mind would ever want to live in the God forsaken State of Indiana
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