HUMOR

HUMOR

                                
Unfiltered News is as serious as it gets, but laughter is good for the soul and helps to keep our equilibrium amid the chaos. So, here are quips, gags, and images to put a smile on your face.

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.

I changed my car horn to gun shot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.

I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" get's thrown around in the courtroom.

I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.

Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers, if you find one, what's your plan?

"He who gives up his freedoms for security deserves neither" -Ben Franklin