Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Medicare Part G

Subject: MEDICARE PART G]


 
If I sent this to you before, it means I've had a "Senior Moment".  It's still too good not to share............



Medicare Part G

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You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing
home care available for you. So what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years, or
older, a gun (G) and 4 bullets.
You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.

Of course, this means you'll be sent to prison, where you will receive three
meals a day, a roof over your head,
central heating and air conditioning and
all the health care you need.

Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered.

As an added bonus, your family can come and visit you at least as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this?
The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a
home.

And, you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you're at it.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you
don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

Is this a great country or what?






Posted by John MacHaffie at 4:22:00 PM

2 comments:

Unknown said...

I'm going to post this on gmail and tweet the title with a link. This is just awesome!

February 19, 2014 at 4:27 PM
Dan said...

The other thing is for the Abusive parent that should stay home to protect their children, as they are NOT home when the children are home, as they are then placed in danger.
They should NOT work, either one, and then ALL parents that have children at home CAN'T work, thus to NOT go to jail they CAN'T earn a living to Pay the Income Tax for the prisons to be open.
So they can get Welfare, and then there is NO money for government officials to make the regulations for these to be in place, so they join us.
Tell the school that they need to hold on to the children from the time you would have to go to work, if you did, till the time you got home, or else you could NOT provide for them, so the school or the city should pay your children's bills.

February 19, 2014 at 4:41 PM

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