North Dakota Names Landfill After Obama
The state of North Dakota has named a
new publicly-owned landfill after President Barack Obama.
In an overwhelming 35-10 vote, the state Senate advanced a bill
naming a 650-acre site currently under construction after the nation's 44th
president. Governor Jack Dalrymple is expected to sign the measure into law
Tuesday.
When completed, the Barack Obama Memorial Landfill will be the
largest waste disposal site in North Dakota, and the 17th largest in the United
States. It will be especially rich in toxic waste from the local petroleum and
medical industries.
"We wanted to do something to honor the president," says
Republican State Senator Doug Perlman, who was the lead sponsor of the bill.
"And I think a pile of garbage is a fitting tribute to Obama's presidency.
"We originally planned on naming it after a nearby mountain.
But then someone jokingly suggested we name it after Obama. I never thought and
idea like that would actually pass. But I was pleasantly surprised."
The president is hardly popular in North Dakota. The most recent
poll in December 2013 found that Obama has a 35% approval rating in the state,
although that figure may have fallen further in the year since. Yet even
considering the political climate, seasoned observers are surprised
that two Democratic lawmakers voted for the bill's passage.
"I supported Obama because I thought he would end the wars in
the Middle East;" says Allison Mitchell, a progressive Democrat from Grand
Forks. "But he decided to fight new wars abroad instead of fighting for
single-payer health care and jobs here at home.
"I guess people expected me to oppose this landfill thing
because I'm a Democrat. But honestly I don't really care anymore. Maybe this
small act of protest will wake him up."
Ordinary citizens in the state also seem to approve of the
government's choice.
"I can't think of a
better name," says Joe Blough, a plumber from Minot. "It's darkly
colored and it's full of shit. That pretty much sums up Obama."
1 comment:
Daily Current....the site this article is from is a satirical news site........NOT REAL however funny it would have been.
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