Only a farm kid would see it this
way!
A farmer drove to a neighbor's
farmhouse and knocked at the door.
A boy, about 9, opened the
door.
"Is your dad or mom
home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to
town."
"How about your brother,
Howard? Is he
here?"
"No, he went with Mom and
Dad."
The farmer stood there for a few
minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the
young boy says, "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow
one, or I can give Dad a message."
"Well," said the farmer
uncomfortably. "No, I really want to talk to your Dad, about your brother
Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant".
The boy thought for a moment,
then says, "You will have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges
$500 for the bulls and $150 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he
charges for Howard."
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