Clocks In Heaven. Forwarded By Erasmus Of America - JULY 18, 2015 - 11:38 A.M.

 Clocks In Heaven. Forwarded By Erasmus Of America - JULY 18, 2015

A Man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those  clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that? "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a  lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man. And St. Peter replied "Hillary's clock is in Jesus's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."      COMMENT BY ERASMUS OF AMERICA - JULY 22, 2015       I have put out many serious national reports due to the problems facing America today. It does not hurt sometime to take a brief humor break to release something comical instead. I do stand for passage of my proposed Omni Law shown on my website. Full name "The Omnibus Civil Rights Act For America" creating the biggest joke that Wash., D.C. has ever heard that the American people be given the legal right of national referendum over the federal government. They must roar with laughter at the idea that the government is supposed to be the servant of the American people rather than attempted master over the peon American people who are supposed to have no legal rights in America under the current federal concept of law for the American people.       My website is www.fastboomamericaneconomy.com  Email is fastboomamericaneconomy.com@gmail.com  Mailing address for orders and payments not sent through the website is NIFI, P.O. Box 1465, Seneca, SC 29679. Make check, etc. out to NIFI and tell us what the payment is for whether products or else loan money for our Omni Law Loan Program to help speed up passage of the Omni Law into passage as a constitutional amendment. My latest joke for Washington, D.C. is a trick way to increase national wages by maybe 20% without costing the employers anything and costing the government nothing in new taxes to have set up under the Omni Law. And this will not create inflation in America. And my joke for the big jokers in Congress and the White House, guess how I can create this big joke of 20% increase in national wages average which is no joke in the end and does not create inflation in the process contrary to Obama's brainstorm to skyrocket hyperinflation in America which sounds like an increase in wages but ends up through hyperinflation reducing the real wages of the American people and lowering profits in business?       I studied with six of the most brilliant economists of America and Europe and just spotted a new way to create this wage increase for workers and increases profits for businesses as well without setting off inflation or hyperinflation in America in the process. Well, maybe the laugh is on the politicians for a change instead of the American people who were promised "Change" before, but the one promising this forgot to tell the American people that the change would be downward, not upward in direction for the  American people! So the joke ended up on the American people! Washington style of humor on the American people! Are you laughing now along with Obama? Oh, our Obama clowns you call federal operatives just showed up and desperately trying to stop this report by bouncing the letters around I am typing! They have a great sense of humor with criminal acts like this! Laugh with them as they think it is a big joke to block the American people from seeing the truth in print if they can!        Yours For God And Country, Erasmus Of America (Pen name for that American maverick leader who has a bag of jokes including that he knows how to set up the Jesus Money system used with wild success 4 times in history to skyrocket prosperity for both workers and businesses until our nasty banker clowns overthrew it 4 times in history. They thought it a bad joke to see all the people prosperous and employed and business so loaded with profits instead of losses that they smiled all day long while open for business.      How the letters bounce around with the clown hacking tricks of the federal clowns who apparently are not laughing as this report is written! Sorry I wasn't able to make them laugh with this report! When the Omni Law is passed, then I show America how Jesus Money has worked with wild success 4 times in history and even got endorsed by Albert Einstein (censored for daring to show such an act of integrity in modern society! They didn't laugh at his endorsement! Others who were  brilliant economists and other brilliant people endorsed this, but the joke is on our corrupt! When they censored the allowed history that the American people were allowed to study or not, they censored the information from also themselves how Jesus Money has worked such as 100 years of non-stop super prosperity for France which was not any Dark Ages in France when everyone got rich off of Jesus Money as taught in the New Testament of the Bible! The joke of the wicked in power is censorship of the truth from the people they wish to rule over as tyrants of the nation. I have had typed letters fly all over this report as federal clowns try to turn this national report into a federal joke with their hacking tricks! American people, have the last laugh on the federal clowns assigned by Obama to try and block release of reports like this to the American people. Pass this report around to all of America and the laughs of the federal clowns of Obama will be turned into tears as the old Bible teaching proves true that "The Truth Will Make The People Free!")