Sunday, October 28, 2012

THE FENCE TEST, THINK ABOUT THIS, IT IS TRUE.



THE FENCE TEST, THINK ABOUT THIS, IT IS TRUE.
You can't get any more accurate than this!

This is straight forward country thinking...by Jeff Foxworthy
Which side of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".
Well, I forwarded it.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

How soon we forget! After what the Republic Party did to Ron Paul, I DO find your poem offensive! What about the mass murder of Americans by REPUBLICANS George Bush and Dick Cheney on 9-11? Listening to this kind of garbage is like the previous 8 years never happened!!!!

I had a buddy in college who used to say, "You have Socialist Party A and Socialist Party B. So, who are you going to vote for?" The only change I would make today, and I'm not entirely certain it would be a real change, is that I would call them Communist Party A and Nazi Party B. But, then, what's the difference there?

Anyone who believes the Republican Party ostricized Ron Paul just to replace him with another "Ron Paul" type (Romney) is delusional!!!! No! You don't have a choice with the mainline parties!!!!!

Anonymous said...

HERE !!! HERE !!! Im right with ya 3:28, dont sugar coat it tell it like it is !! What a crock of deceit and lies our political system has become. I am ashamed and appauled at what we have come to. They are all corporate agents of the bankster military industrial complex and dont give a rats %ss for any of the people !

Anonymous said...

This has been posted on NESARA News before, and nobody can riddle me how the Republican party is all for personal choice yet most social issues Republicans want to ban and/or legislate things like gay marriage, abortion, stem cell research. They want to ban evolution from being taught in schools.

Maybe the author and I are witness to different versions of the party, but from where I'm sitting, a lot of Republicans certainly want to tell other people how to live.