ANOTHER GOOD LAUGH

Who thinks all this up???

This, sent by a friend, gave me a chuckle this morning.....

Now this is something worth getting behind to stop from coming forward into our society, today. Our politicians could really sink their political teeth into this social illness.....Or perhaps national education has already decided this is the way of the future......ha, ha.  

As an old educator......I find this hilarious to the max degree. It reminds me of the many mindless educational debates back in the day, that took up so much important time, that we couldn't ever get anything done. I hope it will bring a smile to your face, a chuckle to your heart, and a better appreciation for those basic truths we still have in our fykle sosiete tda...

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Subject: New English coming soon?------

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This

should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f".. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

  

        Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem

        of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

 

"Anything the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve."